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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago
Durham Tees |
What is the oldest food item in your cupboard and will you eat it?
I have a packet of pasta sheets for lasagna, best before May 2007. I am almost tempted to make one and see if they still taste ok. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"A bottle of Soy Sauce. It will not be used "
Take it to a friends house and plant it in the garden when they aren't there, with just the neck sticking up. It'll puzzle them a bit.  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I'm not saying. I'm too 
Oh go on, we won't tell anyone 
I know what you people are like. You'll tell everyone and I'll feel like a minger...  "
Yes, but you'll put a smile on so many people's faces and you'll get over it, until we resurrect it 3 months later....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a jar of hundreds and thousands best before July 2005.....I don't bake fairy cakes as often as I used to....
Now you're going to send Environmental Health round aren't you? And they'll take away my cats..... |
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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago
Durham Tees |
"I have a jar of hundreds and thousands best before July 2005.....I don't bake fairy cakes as often as I used to....
Now you're going to send Environmental Health round aren't you? And they'll take away my cats..... "
I.....I didn't realise.... people could live like this. You will forever be Jinty Minginty from now on.
Ah bollocks! Stick 'em in my lasagne. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a jar of hundreds and thousands best before July 2005.....I don't bake fairy cakes as often as I used to....
Now you're going to send Environmental Health round aren't you? And they'll take away my cats.....
I.....I didn't realise.... people could live like this. You will forever be Jinty Minginty from now on.
Ah bollocks! Stick 'em in my lasagne."
I find bollocks waaaaay too chewy in lasagne....much better braised in red wine for several hours.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Miso soup! Don't even know who put it there, in fact might of been left by the previous owners of our house, what a cheek..  "
Na you probably won it in a tombola at a fete or something! They were always the tins that were out of date in my cupboard when the kids were small ! |
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"Miso soup! Don't even know who put it there, in fact might of been left by the previous owners of our house, what a cheek..
Na you probably won it in a tombola at a fete or something! They were always the tins that were out of date in my cupboard when the kids were small ! "
How dare you imply that I go food shopping at fetes..Pmsl x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tin of Pek ham was 03/00 ooops just had it tasted tickerty booo...
i think that stuff could survive a nuclear holocaust...  "
thats good, lets all wait for the oncoming nuclear bullet. shelves should empty tomorrow, and it will al be fab's fault  |
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By *xpresMan
over a year ago
Elland |
"Tin of Pek ham was 03/00 ooops just had it tasted tickerty booo...
i think that stuff could survive a nuclear holocaust...
thats good, lets all wait for the oncoming nuclear bullet. shelves should empty tomorrow, and it will al be fab's fault "
well when you see all these programs with messed up yanks who have air aid shelters in their back yards they all have bottles of water n tine of spam haha |
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