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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too rough)
5. America (too dominating)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a) you have been busy, to shag every single male of those nations. your fanny must be like a bus terminal.
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b) V would arge the toss about number 5 on th best list, as she has never been with an irish guy thats a better lover than a british guy. all very naive when it comes to sex (only the ones she has been with) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm insulted that the British are the 2nd worst Lovers!
I can't speak about everyone else but I love to pleasure the woman! No matter how long it takes, for me it is more of a priority to give pleasure! Doing that gives me pleasure everytime  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Based on my experience (13 of the 20 have been tested  ) what a load of old shite.
The Brazilian I met with was almost amusingly bad.
He was, however, very nice looking, so I went back again in the hope that he was maybe just nervous.
No such luck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And yet the Germans produce some amazing porn!"
I think American porn is more amazing than German,although the Germans do have the gay,bondage kink all sewn up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And yet the Germans produce some amazing porn!
I think American porn is more amazing than German,although the Germans do have the gay,bondage kink all sewn up"
And the fork lift truck porn  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a load of crap! Lol. It's the individual, not the country! There will always be people who are shit in bed, and some who are great. It doesn't matter where they come from.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"French deserve to be on the podium and I am ready to prove it right now!! 
Go on then, bend over."
Historically, French people only bend over to the Germans, sorry! (A surrender monkey thing, I guess ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm insulted that the British are the 2nd worst Lovers!
I can't speak about everyone else but I love to pleasure the woman! No matter how long it takes, for me it is more of a priority to give pleasure! Doing that gives me pleasure everytime "
tbf, it does say lovers, so its not gender specific, afaics |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And yet the Germans produce some amazing porn!
I think American porn is more amazing than German,although the Germans do have the gay,bondage kink all sewn up"
Yes I enjoy American porn too, a lot of people criticise it for being overly fake and badly acted, but that just means you're watching CRAP American porn, the good stuff is amazing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too rough)
5. America (too dominating)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Dirttyprettythings
2. Spain
3. Brazil
4.Italy
5. France
6. Ireland
7. South Africa
8. Australia
9. New Zealand
10. Denmark
11. Canada"
Your list appeared to be wrong we've corrected it for you  |
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"WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too rough)
5. America (too dominating)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada"
i know this thread is meant to be just a bit of fun, but is anyone else uncomfortable with it , i mean is it really ok to label germans as smelly and turks as sweaty? and people say ukip supporters are racist wow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too rough)
5. America (too dominating)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada
i know this thread is meant to be just a bit of fun, but is anyone else uncomfortable with it , i mean is it really ok to label germans as smelly and turks as sweaty? and people say ukip supporters are racist wow. "
how is it racist to generalise a person by their sexual prowess?
is it less racist, then, to suggest all black guys have big dicks, as that seems to be ok.
or is positive racism acceptable? |
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"WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too rough)
5. America (too dominating)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada
i know this thread is meant to be just a bit of fun, but is anyone else uncomfortable with it , i mean is it really ok to label germans as smelly and turks as sweaty? and people say ukip supporters are racist wow.
how is it racist to generalise a person by their sexual prowess?
is it less racist, then, to suggest all black guys have big dicks, as that seems to be ok.
or is positive racism acceptable?"
so it's ok to say germans are smelly. swap the word german for indian and see what reaction you would get. |
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My hubby is a pro musician and spent most of his 20's touring worldwide sampling the various delights that go with that lifestyle and he just smiled at the list saying "surely the OP is just on a wind up, it's impossible to generalise it" |
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"WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too rough)
5. America (too dominating)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada
i know this thread is meant to be just a bit of fun, but is anyone else uncomfortable with it , i mean is it really ok to label germans as smelly and turks as sweaty? and people say ukip supporters are racist wow.
how is it racist to generalise a person by their sexual prowess?
is it less racist, then, to suggest all black guys have big dicks, as that seems to be ok.
or is positive racism acceptable?
so it's ok to say germans are smelly. swap the word german for indian and see what reaction you would get. "
Instant ban i would imagine !lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doesn't matter what race creed or colour a man is, if you are up to the job you can turn them into the greatest lover in the world ...... or make them feel they are  |
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I don't think Russians are hairy they are the complete opposite, not that I've been with any but do work with them! Anyway its a load of bollocks putting countries into pigeon holes like this, but hey ho I'm off for a bacon bap! xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"French deserve to be on the podium and I am ready to prove it right now!!
Nah! Am French Caribbean... We should be on the podium lol "
Definitely, shouldn't we!
Are you from Guadeloupe or Martinique? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too rough)
5. America (too dominating)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada
i know this thread is meant to be just a bit of fun, but is anyone else uncomfortable with it , i mean is it really ok to label germans as smelly and turks as sweaty? and people say ukip supporters are racist wow.
how is it racist to generalise a person by their sexual prowess?
is it less racist, then, to suggest all black guys have big dicks, as that seems to be ok.
or is positive racism acceptable?
so it's ok to say germans are smelly. swap the word german for indian and see what reaction you would get. "
i didnt say either was right or wrong.
are you a politician as you avoided answering the question in the first instance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So a Brazilian mixed with English would be a lazy fucker.
Well I shall have to do a family tree cause I fall in to most of those I must be a crossed with russian welsh irish Spanish German English African fuck I'm really a multi national bloke gonna get my lazy arse down the social see what I can get |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So a Brazilian mixed with English would be a lazy fucker.
Well I shall have to do a family tree cause I fall in to most of those I must be a crossed with russian welsh irish Spanish German English African fuck I'm really a multi national bloke gonna get my lazy arse down the social see what I can get "
Won't say I'm Spanish thou they might tell me to get fucked lol |
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