new position ?

By *eavenNhell OP Couple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Darling shall we try a new position tonight?

Yes says the wife, you can stand by the ironing board whilst I sit on the sofa and fart.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

here you didnt buy them christmas Crackers off Del Boy did ya ?

Gimp

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"here you didnt buy them christmas Crackers off Del Boy did ya ?

Gimp"

Lol.. I know it's your sign off, but in this instance it just looks like you are insulting the OP!!

By *ackandkateCouple over a year ago

Truro

Doggy is popular in our house.

I sit and beg and Kate rolls over and plays dead

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Darling shall we try a new position tonight?

Yes says the wife, you can stand by the ironing board whilst I sit on the sofa and fart.

"
lol

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we tried 'the plumber' last night, you both sit about for hours but no one comes