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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
I find if I put the cream on the backs of my hands I can reach high enough up my back to do my own back. Mostly anyway. That spray stuff is a blessing too.
Not that I wear bikinis or things that tend to expose my back to the sun, so it's not usually an issue for me. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I find if I put the cream on the backs of my hands I can reach high enough up my back to do my own back. Mostly anyway. That spray stuff is a blessing too.
Not that I wear bikinis or things that tend to expose my back to the sun, so it's not usually an issue for me."
Mine is due to wearing a maxi dress lol |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"When you get an itch you can't reach so end up rubbing up against the door frame 
I've just had to do that lol....my back is itchy as fuck lol "
Glad no one can see or hear the groan of pleasure when that itch is found  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I find if I put the cream on the backs of my hands I can reach high enough up my back to do my own back. Mostly anyway. That spray stuff is a blessing too.
Not that I wear bikinis or things that tend to expose my back to the sun, so it's not usually an issue for me.
Mine is due to wearing a maxi dress lol "
Ah, I live in t-shirts mostly. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"When you get an itch you can't reach so end up rubbing up against the door frame
I've just had to do that lol....my back is itchy as fuck lol
Glad no one can see or hear the groan of pleasure when that itch is found "
It was amazing better than cumming lol |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"When you get an itch you can't reach so end up rubbing up against the door frame
I've just had to do that lol....my back is itchy as fuck lol
Glad no one can see or hear the groan of pleasure when that itch is found
It was amazing better than cumming lol "
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"You know you're a single woman when you look at those dresses with the side zips and think, "well that's gonna be a bugger to try and do up by myself"."
And you have jewellery that's impossible to put on by yourself! |
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By *issLissCouple
over a year ago
south east |
You know your single when you don't have anyone moaning at you or keeping tabs on you, your losing weight and your seeing your friends more.
You also know your single when you are horny all the time and your not having anywhere near the amount of sex you were having!! |
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"You know your single when you don't have anyone moaning at you or keeping tabs on you, your losing weight and your seeing your friends more.
You also know your single when you are horny all the time and your not having anywhere near the amount of sex you were having!! "
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"When you have control of the remote control 
You don't have to hide clothes or shoe shopping receipts
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Yes! And those last remaining yummy pieces of food are all yours alone to enjoy. Plus, there is only one person to argue with, yourself. |
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"When you have control of the remote control
You don't have to hide clothes or shoe shopping receipts
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Why would you hide stuff?
I'm in a rationship but best of both worlds as he works away a lot so remote is mine, can starfish in bed and eat disgusting foods he doesn't like but also get cuddles and kisses and looked after when he is here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To quote one of our much loved and under rated poets of his lunchtime i have to quote the immortal phrase
FROG BOLLOCKS ( Pop Enterprises, 2014)
The above comment is not aimed at any post in particular, i just like quoting it.
Peace, love & happy swinging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know you're a single woman when you look at those dresses with the side zips and think, "well that's gonna be a bugger to try and do up by myself".
And you have jewellery that's impossible to put on by yourself! "
YES! Those blinking bracelets  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have control of the remote control
You don't have to hide clothes or shoe shopping receipts
Why would you hide stuff?
I'm in a rationship but best of both worlds as he works away a lot so remote is mine, can starfish in bed and eat disgusting foods he doesn't like but also get cuddles and kisses and looked after when he is here "
granted ive never been in a relationship where i share a bank account or financial responsibilities with someone but my mum would often make out new clothes were always in the sales or a lot cheaper than things actually were |
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