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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"Meh, the films are all right but for fuck same someone needs to give Kirsten sourface a bag of happy pills....what a miserable twunt"
Reckon she's like that in real life too |
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"Meh, the films are all right but for fuck same someone needs to give Kirsten sourface a bag of happy pills....what a miserable twunt
Reckon she's like that in real life too"
Probably......wonder if a bit of anal would liven her up a bit  |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"Meh, the films are all right but for fuck same someone needs to give Kirsten sourface a bag of happy pills....what a miserable twunt
Reckon she's like that in real life too
Probably......wonder if a bit of anal would liven her up a bit "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh er. I'd love a guy to make love to me slowly and sensually 
They can do that?
According to one of the films/books.
And quite rough too"
I have had slow and sensual before.
Yes Edward was quite rough, bruised Bella and broke the bed. Rough not for me |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"Oooh er. I'd love a guy to make love to me slowly and sensually
They can do that?
According to one of the films/books.
And quite rough too
I have had slow and sensual before.
Yes Edward was quite rough, bruised Bella and broke the bed. Rough not for me "
Edward could break me anytime Ooo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Even though I hate Twilight, I feel sorry for both Edward and Jacob as they were too blind to see what a cold, self-centred, manipulative bitch Bella is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Even though I hate Twilight, I feel sorry for both Edward and Jacob as they were too blind to see what a cold, self-centred, manipulative bitch Bella is."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry to ruin the happy film moment but twilight was & is crap  "
Love story, imo aimed at women, so men will hate it. you haven't ruined anything for me  |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"Even though I hate Twilight, I feel sorry for both Edward and Jacob as they were too blind to see what a cold, self-centred, manipulative bitch Bella is."
Can sort of see what you mean.
Wasn't a massive fan of her in the books but she was a right cow in the films IMHO
Even I couldn't decide between Camp Jacob or Camp Edward |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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"Sorry to ruin the happy film moment but twilight was & is crap
Love story, imo aimed at women, so men will hate it. you haven't ruined anything for me "
Not sure the film was 'aimed' at women & i know some guys would like it but not my taste in vamp films |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"Sorry to ruin the happy film moment but twilight was & is crap
Love story, imo aimed at women, so men will hate it. you haven't ruined anything for me
Not sure the film was 'aimed' at women & i know some guys would like it but not my taste in vamp films "
It initially was aimed at teenagers and the Twi-hard 'Moms' got interested.
I admit I was a Twi-hard  |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
"Sorry to ruin the happy film moment but twilight was & is crap
Love story, imo aimed at women, so men will hate it. you haven't ruined anything for me
Not sure the film was 'aimed' at women & i know some guys would like it but not my taste in vamp films
It initially was aimed at teenagers and the Twi-hard 'Moms' got interested.
I admit I was a Twi-hard "
A vampire who sulks like a teenager is a vampire who should be left out in the sun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Even though I hate Twilight, I feel sorry for both Edward and Jacob as they were too blind to see what a cold, self-centred, manipulative bitch Bella is.
Can sort of see what you mean.
Wasn't a massive fan of her in the books but she was a right cow in the films IMHO
Even I couldn't decide between Camp Jacob or Camp Edward "
As the Nostalgia Critic said about Bella on his top 11 biggest dumbasses in distress, this has to be the most selfish, male depending, uncaring manipulative, self-centred, pretentious, idiotic, whining little bitch bag you will ever see in your entire life. |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Sorry to ruin the happy film moment but twilight was & is crap
Love story, imo aimed at women, so men will hate it. you haven't ruined anything for me
Not sure the film was 'aimed' at women & i know some guys would like it but not my taste in vamp films
It initially was aimed at teenagers and the Twi-hard 'Moms' got interested.
I admit I was a Twi-hard
A vampire who sulks like a teenager is a vampire who should be left out in the sun "
But he looks good! |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Even though I hate Twilight, I feel sorry for both Edward and Jacob as they were too blind to see what a cold, self-centred, manipulative bitch Bella is.
Can sort of see what you mean.
Wasn't a massive fan of her in the books but she was a right cow in the films IMHO
Even I couldn't decide between Camp Jacob or Camp Edward
As the Nostalgia Critic said about Bella on his top 11 biggest dumbasses in distress, this has to be the most selfish, male depending, uncaring manipulative, self-centred, pretentious, idiotic, whining little bitch bag you will ever see in your entire life."
And I thought I was harsh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Even though I hate Twilight, I feel sorry for both Edward and Jacob as they were too blind to see what a cold, self-centred, manipulative bitch Bella is.
Can sort of see what you mean.
Wasn't a massive fan of her in the books but she was a right cow in the films IMHO
Even I couldn't decide between Camp Jacob or Camp Edward
As the Nostalgia Critic said about Bella on his top 11 biggest dumbasses in distress, this has to be the most selfish, male depending, uncaring manipulative, self-centred, pretentious, idiotic, whining little bitch bag you will ever see in your entire life.
And I thought I was harsh "
Not my words as I was just quoting what he said. |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
"Sorry to ruin the happy film moment but twilight was & is crap
Love story, imo aimed at women, so men will hate it. you haven't ruined anything for me
Not sure the film was 'aimed' at women & i know some guys would like it but not my taste in vamp films
It initially was aimed at teenagers and the Twi-hard 'Moms' got interested.
I admit I was a Twi-hard
A vampire who sulks like a teenager is a vampire who should be left out in the sun
But he looks good!"
& he'd look even better on a stake, probably help him get over his self loathing misery guts attitude |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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I had no interest in the Twilight films, even though I'm usually all over anything with vampires and werewolves in.
I saw a little of the first film because a friend wanted to watch it during a girls' film night. I could not believe how utterly crap and ridiculous it is.
I've not seen any of the rest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had no interest in the Twilight films, even though I'm usually all over anything with vampires and werewolves in.
I saw a little of the first film because a friend wanted to watch it during a girls' film night. I could not believe how utterly crap and ridiculous it is.
I've not seen any of the rest."
Its a good thing you don't want to see the rest as the entire twilight saga is what I call softcore porn for teens. |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"I had no interest in the Twilight films, even though I'm usually all over anything with vampires and werewolves in.
I saw a little of the first film because a friend wanted to watch it during a girls' film night. I could not believe how utterly crap and ridiculous it is.
I've not seen any of the rest."
Aren't all of them 'ridiculous' surely?
They are just 'tween' stories turned into block busters.
If people don't like why watch/read? |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Sorry to ruin the happy film moment but twilight was & is crap
Love story, imo aimed at women, so men will hate it. you haven't ruined anything for me
Not sure the film was 'aimed' at women & i know some guys would like it but not my taste in vamp films
It initially was aimed at teenagers and the Twi-hard 'Moms' got interested.
I admit I was a Twi-hard
A vampire who sulks like a teenager is a vampire who should be left out in the sun
But he looks good!
& he'd look even better on a stake, probably help him get over his self loathing misery guts attitude "
Teen angst obviously!
but I'd eat him and the steak |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
"Sorry to ruin the happy film moment but twilight was & is crap
Love story, imo aimed at women, so men will hate it. you haven't ruined anything for me
Not sure the film was 'aimed' at women & i know some guys would like it but not my taste in vamp films
It initially was aimed at teenagers and the Twi-hard 'Moms' got interested.
I admit I was a Twi-hard
A vampire who sulks like a teenager is a vampire who should be left out in the sun
But he looks good!
& he'd look even better on a stake, probably help him get over his self loathing misery guts attitude
Teen angst obviously!
but I'd eat him and the steak "
That's cannibalism or do you just enjoy meat |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"I had no interest in the Twilight films, even though I'm usually all over anything with vampires and werewolves in.
I saw a little of the first film because a friend wanted to watch it during a girls' film night. I could not believe how utterly crap and ridiculous it is.
I've not seen any of the rest.
Aren't all of them 'ridiculous' surely?
They are just 'tween' stories turned into block busters.
If people don't like why watch/read?"
I didn't. I managed a few minutes before deciding it really wasn't my sort of film.
Since it's been suggested they are aimed at women, I'm giving my opinion as a woman. They missed the mark with me.
Sparkly vampires? Seriously? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I had no interest in the Twilight films, even though I'm usually all over anything with vampires and werewolves in.
I saw a little of the first film because a friend wanted to watch it during a girls' film night. I could not believe how utterly crap and ridiculous it is.
I've not seen any of the rest.
Its a good thing you don't want to see the rest as the entire twilight saga is what I call softcore porn for teens."
I'll stick with proper porn for adults then, when I want that sort of thing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had no interest in the Twilight films, even though I'm usually all over anything with vampires and werewolves in.
I saw a little of the first film because a friend wanted to watch it during a girls' film night. I could not believe how utterly crap and ridiculous it is.
I've not seen any of the rest.
Its a good thing you don't want to see the rest as the entire twilight saga is what I call softcore porn for teens.
I'll stick with proper porn for adults then, when I want that sort of thing! "
Same here lol. I sometimes wish the twilight saga should have stayed as a book and never made any movies. |
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"Meh, the films are all right but for fuck same someone needs to give Kirsten sourface a bag of happy pills....what a miserable twunt"
That's the thing, Isobella Swan is not that bloody miserable in the books. From my perception, she was portrayed as quite happy-go-lucky, so my heart kind of sank when I heard that Kirsten Stewart had been cast. x |
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