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"Don't like him since the winking incident against England in the world cup but If you had a body like his would'nt you want to show it off?"
.......but he has to be commended for that; - he's representing his country, remember?????
Players cheat 'just' for their club - but who doesn't?
.......next, the hand of God will be ridiculed AGAIN, I'm sure ........ I can almost smell it!!!  |
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"Don't like him since the winking incident against England in the world cup but If you had a body like his would'nt you want to show it off?
.......but he has to be commended for that; - he's representing his country, remember?????
Players cheat 'just' for their club - but who doesn't?
.......next, the hand of God will be ridiculed AGAIN, I'm sure ........ I can almost smell it!!! "
This is a thread about Ronaldo, not Maradonna, but if you want to talk about argentinians it was funny in the game tonight when Simeone threw a tantrum when Real scored, lol, the argies have always been bad losers.  |
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He's an arrogant twat who had a dire match but still had to make it all about him with his cringeworthy "look at me" celebration after he scored a pen that he "won". Tosser. |
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If he does get a hard on every time the camera is on him , imagine how good he would be if his erect cock wasn't in the way all the time !
Although he didn't have his best game last night , he has shown time after time , he is quite possibly the greatest player ever to grace a football pitch .
The hat trick against Sweden to help Portugal qualify for this years world cup was a masterclass . The fact that he has scored more goals than games played since going to Real is a unique achievement .
He can get a stiffy any time he wants as far as we are concerned .
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Agree.. Fantastic player... Not bothered particularly about his personality.
Also...the winking incident... Did Frank Lampard not ask for a Portuguese player to be carded in the same game..... A decade ago!
Sorry for athletico...hope next season is just as good for them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you think he get a hard on when he sees a camera pointing at him 
I dunno if he does...
But it seems plenty guys on here do..  "
Soxy I am not gay or bisexual but you have to say that if you subscribe to the theory of natural selection Mr Ronaldo would get to eat more and sire more children than those of us who are on the cusp of Middle age!
Additionally I am a Mancunian and a United supporter and would dearly love him back at Old Trafford. On that note and taking in the "exceptional male thread" being from Manchester and supporting United does that catapult me into that hallowed description? Just saves other posters making unkind remarks about being a Manc and red!!!!! |
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I imagine the people who hate him and call him arrogant are jealous because he is living his dream and getting paid well for it and have no idea of the amount he does for charities worldwide |
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You are aware that you can give to charity and still be arrogant, right? They're not mutually exclusive events lol. He's an incredible player but that shirt off flexing thing was embarrassing. All about him. |
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"You are aware that you can give to charity and still be arrogant, right? They're not mutually exclusive events lol. He's an incredible player but that shirt off flexing thing was embarrassing. All about him. "
If I was a multi millionaire footballing genius with model looks and a six pack, I'd do everything he does and to top it off, I'd whip my knob out, tie a bow of ribbon around it and wank up the goalposts  |
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"Agree.. Fantastic player... Not bothered particularly about his personality.
Also...the winking incident... Did Frank Lampard not ask for a Portuguese player to be carded in the same game..... A decade ago!
Sorry for athletico...hope next season is just as good for them. "
Lampard did'nt get any of their players sent off as i recall. Ronaldo got Rooney sent off, pretty low as at the time he was playing at Man Utd with Rooney and they were supposed to be good friends. |
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"He had a bag game I hate some of his antics but he is still the best player in the world in my eyes. compared to messi he's amateur "
I think the players around Messi are a huge part of his success. Xavi has had it and Innesta is in decline. I can't see him being as effective without them.
I just think Ronaldo's all round game is better.
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"You are aware that you can give to charity and still be arrogant, right? They're not mutually exclusive events lol. He's an incredible player but that shirt off flexing thing was embarrassing. All about him.
If I was a multi millionaire footballing genius with model looks and a six pack, I'd do everything he does and to top it off, I'd whip my knob out, tie a bow of ribbon around it and wank up the goalposts "
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"If he does get a hard on every time the camera is on him , imagine how good he would be if his erect cock wasn't in the way all the time !
Although he didn't have his best game last night , he has shown time after time , he is quite possibly the greatest player ever to grace a football pitch .
The hat trick against Sweden to help Portugal qualify for this years world cup was a masterclass . The fact that he has scored more goals than games played since going to Real is a unique achievement .
He can get a stiffy any time he wants as far as we are concerned .
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Ronaldo is a good player, still not in the same league as Pele or Maradona though. |
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"He had a bag game I hate some of his antics but he is still the best player in the world in my eyes. compared to messi he's amateur
I think the players around Messi are a huge part of his success. Xavi has had it and Innesta is in decline. I can't see him being as effective without them.
I just think Ronaldo's all round game is better.
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"Ronaldo is a good player, still not in the same league as Pele or Maradona though."
Time will tell. Pele won 3 World Cups so will always be number one for me, Maradona's a fuckin drugged up cheating shitbag. |
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"If he does get a hard on every time the camera is on him , imagine how good he would be if his erect cock wasn't in the way all the time !
Although he didn't have his best game last night , he has shown time after time , he is quite possibly the greatest player ever to grace a football pitch .
The hat trick against Sweden to help Portugal qualify for this years world cup was a masterclass . The fact that he has scored more goals than games played since going to Real is a unique achievement .
He can get a stiffy any time he wants as far as we are concerned .
Ronaldo is a good player, still not in the same league as Pele or Maradona though."
It very hard to compare modern day player of those in the past, you could say would Pele and Maradona be any good in this modern day football |
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"Ronaldo is a good player, still not in the same league as Pele or Maradona though.
Time will tell. Pele won 3 World Cups so will always be number one for me, Maradona's a fuckin drugged up cheating shitbag."
Still he practically won the world cup single handed for Argentina in 86, still waiting for Ronaldo to win a world cup. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Agree.. Fantastic player... Not bothered particularly about his personality.
Also...the winking incident... Did Frank Lampard not ask for a Portuguese player to be carded in the same game..... A decade ago!
Sorry for athletico...hope next season is just as good for them.
Lampard did'nt get any of their players sent off as i recall. Ronaldo got Rooney sent off, pretty low as at the time he was playing at Man Utd with Rooney and they were supposed to be good friends."
You recall correctly... Lampard's gesticulating was unsuccessful. Ronaldo managed to convince the ref. Neither of them are the first, nor the last to manipulate sporting situations and play unfairly. It's low, no matter who does it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I imagine the people who hate him and call him arrogant are jealous because he is living his dream and getting paid well for it and have no idea of the amount he does for charities worldwide"
always wanted to be a truck driver, and i am, so im living my dream, as are many others that are firemen, soldiers and so on.
so, just because we dont make millions, are we still jealous? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I only made the off the cuff comment after he put a big cheesy grin on and winked when the camera went down the line,
I don't hate him and he will go down as one of the all time greatest players to ever play the game, Envy more then jealous, He can play has the looks and body not sure about his personality as he comes across as a dickhead in front of the camera,
Can't have it all
Still put Maradona as the best though |
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"Ronaldo is a good player, still not in the same league as Pele or Maradona though.
Time will tell. Pele won 3 World Cups so will always be number one for me, Maradona's a fuckin drugged up cheating shitbag."
Firm...........but fair! |
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The best player to grace any football pitch was one George Best. There was an inbuilt genius in that man and he mesmerised me from the first time I saw him play. None of the current superstars would be fit to lace his boots as he did what he did without psychologists, diet advisors, attacking coaches or any other help save for a skill that was born from being a footballing genius.
If Best had what todays players have or access to then lord knows what he would have achieved. That said having bedded 4 Miss worlds is no mean feat.
Ronaldo is good, very very good but he has worked for it and had the best advice going to guide him and that was from a certain ship yard worker from Govan.
He is a good looking lad who gets paid silly amounts of money to do what I paid £5 per game to do (subs for the local pub team)and he has a body that resembles a Greek god. Good luck to him and he is better than Messi! |
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Are we talking about the same Wayne Rooney that recently confessed to trying to get Ronaldo sent off in the very same match? The bloated overweight Wayne Rooney that we ion our hopes in but has always choked in the big games for England?
Are we comparing the underachieving the chubby underachieving granny loving underachieving scouser with the finally chiselled peak conditioned athlete christiano Ronaldo?
And we don't like him because he winked during a football match once.
Incidentally, the Atletico manager Simeone (the one that got Beckham off) lost it because a Real player taunted him by kicking the ball at him (and was booked) after Real scored |
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"If he does get a hard on every time the camera is on him , imagine how good he would be if his erect cock wasn't in the way all the time !
Although he didn't have his best game last night , he has shown time after time , he is quite possibly the greatest player ever to grace a football pitch .
The hat trick against Sweden to help Portugal qualify for this years world cup was a masterclass . The fact that he has scored more goals than games played since going to Real is a unique achievement .
He can get a stiffy any time he wants as far as we are concerned .
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Ronaldo,s Idol Is That guy In the airplane bar adavert Elsobeo pity ronaldo,s temperament Is not like His both great players but of the two give me the former footballer I think bobby charlton played against him Elsobeo (pardon the spelling)And he not Only remarked on what a great player he Was but also commented on what a gent He Was. |
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"If he does get a hard on every time the camera is on him , imagine how good he would be if his erect cock wasn't in the way all the time !
Although he didn't have his best game last night , he has shown time after time , he is quite possibly the greatest player ever to grace a football pitch .
The hat trick against Sweden to help Portugal qualify for this years world cup was a masterclass . The fact that he has scored more goals than games played since going to Real is a unique achievement .
He can get a stiffy any time he wants as far as we are concerned .
Ronaldo,s Idol Is That guy In the airplane bar adavert Elsobeo pity ronaldo,s temperament Is not like His both great players but of the two give me the former footballer I think bobby charlton played against him Elsobeo (pardon the spelling)And he not Only remarked on what a great player he Was but also commented on what a gent He Was. "
Do you mean Eusebeo? |
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"The difference with Ronaldo and maradona would be highlighted if they both got high
maradona actually won the world cup by himself
Ronaldo would fall on the way out the tunnel "
The Hand Of God England
Would Have won the world cup If not For that I,m sure the ref had been payed off. |
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"If he does get a hard on every time the camera is on him , imagine how good he would be if his erect cock wasn't in the way all the time !
Although he didn't have his best game last night , he has shown time after time , he is quite possibly the greatest player ever to grace a football pitch .
The hat trick against Sweden to help Portugal qualify for this years world cup was a masterclass . The fact that he has scored more goals than games played since going to Real is a unique achievement .
He can get a stiffy any time he wants as far as we are concerned .
Ronaldo,s Idol Is That guy In the airplane bar adavert Elsobeo pity ronaldo,s temperament Is not like His both great players but of the two give me the former footballer I think bobby charlton played against him Elsobeo (pardon the spelling)And he not Only remarked on what a great player he Was but also commented on what a gent He Was.
Do you mean Eusebeo?"
Thats Right but now i think about it i think that was pele in the aircraft with him I think bobby charlton played against both of those players..? |
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"If he does get a hard on every time the camera is on him , imagine how good he would be if his erect cock wasn't in the way all the time !
Although he didn't have his best game last night , he has shown time after time , he is quite possibly the greatest player ever to grace a football pitch .
The hat trick against Sweden to help Portugal qualify for this years world cup was a masterclass . The fact that he has scored more goals than games played since going to Real is a unique achievement .
He can get a stiffy any time he wants as far as we are concerned .
Ronaldo,s Idol Is That guy In the airplane bar adavert Elsobeo pity ronaldo,s temperament Is not like His both great players but of the two give me the former footballer I think bobby charlton played against him Elsobeo (pardon the spelling)And he not Only remarked on what a great player he Was but also commented on what a gent He Was.
Do you mean Eusebeo? Thats Right but now i think about it i think that was pele in the aircraft with him I think bobby charlton played against both of those players..?"
They played against each other many times. Eusebio played for Benfica who United beat in 1968 European Cup Final and also was a star of the 1966 World Cup for Portugal. |
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There's been some great players over the last 50yrs and every generation will bring new talent.
Many players become superhuman once they retire or even expire.
"Who's The Best?" will forever be the fodder for many bar stool discussions for long after we've all gone. |
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"The difference with Ronaldo and maradona would be highlighted if they both got high
maradona actually won the world cup by himself
Ronaldo would fall on the way out the tunnel The Hand Of God England
Would Have won the world cup If not For that I,m sure the ref had been payed off."
Even so, the other goal Maradona scored against England in 86 was genius, nothing wrong about that goal. Made most of the England team look like statues when he went past them. |
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"The difference with Ronaldo and maradona would be highlighted if they both got high
maradona actually won the world cup by himself
Ronaldo would fall on the way out the tunnel The Hand Of God England
Would Have won the world cup If not For that I,m sure the ref had been payed off.
Even so, the other goal Maradona scored against England in 86 was genius, nothing wrong about that goal. Made most of the England team look like statues when he went past them."
Reidy should have put him in row Z |
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"If he does get a hard on every time the camera is on him , imagine how good he would be if his erect cock wasn't in the way all the time !
Although he didn't have his best game last night , he has shown time after time , he is quite possibly the greatest player ever to grace a football pitch .
The hat trick against Sweden to help Portugal qualify for this years world cup was a masterclass . The fact that he has scored more goals than games played since going to Real is a unique achievement .
He can get a stiffy any time he wants as far as we are concerned .
Ronaldo,s Idol Is That guy In the airplane bar adavert Elsobeo pity ronaldo,s temperament Is not like His both great players but of the two give me the former footballer I think bobby charlton played against him Elsobeo (pardon the spelling)And he not Only remarked on what a great player he Was but also commented on what a gent He Was.
Do you mean Eusebeo? Thats Right but now i think about it i think that was pele in the aircraft with him I think bobby charlton played against both of those players..?
They played against each other many times. Eusebio played for Benfica who United beat in 1968 European Cup Final and also was a star of the 1966 World Cup for Portugal."
Yes As Far As Football Goes They were Great Times For
People To watch Football and pleased To
Say We can put england in the mix there winning the 66 world cup 48 years ago Now Any of The players From that team now would Comment On how the Game has Changed Since then but If anyone was To
Ask me If I had a choice of what england squad I would Rather see Apart
From The 1990 world cup where marradonna
Robbed us, Give me bobby moore and nobby Styles, martin peters,jimmy greaves,and The Rest of the team, bring back the old style ball,and start the game oh and a change of ref to not like the one,s of todays game And all the powers that fifa
Have managed to obtain over the years
by corruption the last guy was brought
To light on that one thee other year along with ridiculous wages payed out the list could go on. |
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"The difference with Ronaldo and maradona would be highlighted if they both got high
maradona actually won the world cup by himself
Ronaldo would fall on the way out the tunnel The Hand Of God England
Would Have won the world cup If not For that I,m sure the ref had been payed off.
Even so, the other goal Maradona scored against England in 86 was genius, nothing wrong about that goal. Made most of the England team look like statues when he went past them."
Yes That
Was thee other side of marradonna it was out standing if he had carried on like that thou he was hailed a great player
his status as a footballer would have grown but that individual spell of genius thou still remembered did not feel the same to me After the Hand of god Incident and on to drugs later in life. |
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"The best player to grace any football pitch was one George Best. There was an inbuilt genius in that man and he mesmerised me from the first time I saw him play. None of the current superstars would be fit to lace his boots as he did what he did without psychologists, diet advisors, attacking coaches or any other help save for a skill that was born from being a footballing genius.
If Best had what todays players have or access to then lord knows what he would have achieved. That said having bedded 4 Miss worlds is no mean feat.
Ronaldo is good, very very good but he has worked for it and had the best advice going to guide him and that was from a certain ship yard worker from Govan.
He is a good looking lad who gets paid silly amounts of money to do what I paid £5 per game to do (subs for the local pub team)and he has a body that resembles a Greek god. Good luck to him and he is better than Messi! "
Yes I also had the privilege of seeing George play football (nay magic)
With the advice and help given to players today where could he have gone?
Years later I remember having a conversation with Sandy Brown (ex Everton full back) he told us that Harry Catterick (then Everton manager) told him at half time in a game, "if you can't tackle Besty, just kick him up into the air. To which he replied "I never learned how to kick a ghost"
He shone brightly but for much too short a time. |
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"The difference with Ronaldo and maradona would be highlighted if they both got high
maradona actually won the world cup by himself
Ronaldo would fall on the way out the tunnel The Hand Of God England
Would Have won the world cup If not For that I,m sure the ref had been payed off.
Even so, the other goal Maradona scored against England in 86 was genius, nothing wrong about that goal. Made most of the England team look like statues when he went past them. Yes That
Was thee other side of marradonna it was out standing if he had carried on like that thou he was hailed a great player
his status as a footballer would have grown but that individual spell of genius thou still remembered did not feel the same to me After the Hand of god Incident and on to drugs later in life."
 . Maradona was a freak of nature nobody can touch and he is a god in Argentina even though he's a bloated junkie ..George best maybe never had the modern day luxuries but modern day footballers dont get downing a bottle of champagne before the game and a few Guinness at half time |
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"Do you think he get a hard on when he sees a camera pointing at him "
Christiano Ronaldo doesn't wank off about sexy women, Christiano Ronaldo wanks off about well..Christiano Ronaldo.  |
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George Best retired when he was 29. Cantona think he retired at that age too. Busby babes were a great side and could have given anyone a game without the use of modern technology to enhance new training methods and new diets, etc. Plus if my memory serves me right. The were out on the piss regularly and still gave teams a beating whilst playing in the league or Europe. Also Gazza slipped so soon. If all these players got to the maximum age and had ronaldos diet and the use to modern training facilities. How good would they have been. Even though Ronaldo wasn't the star man last night. He is the best player in the world now and I would rate him over Messi any day. |
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"Do you think he get a hard on when he sees a camera pointing at him
Christiano Ronaldo doesn't wank off about sexy women, Christiano Ronaldo wanks off about well..Christiano Ronaldo. "
why would he, he can have the pretty women whenever he wants |
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"When i was a kid i watched George best play for hibs against ayr united. He looked ill unfit but still stood a mile and every touch was class."
Is persona and skill still shone through and
He was able to still share this with you
the boy from belfast he dreamed of the high life perhaps from a young age but his
Back ground prevented him in the end from
Takeing it to far but his dream came true On the football field which he shared with every one who watched him alongside dennis law and bobby charlton
they helped to make manchester united
What they are today He,ll always be Remembered for what he did best pardon the pun, I remember him once on michael
Parkinsons show he was open and honest
Always ready for a laugh and down to Earth a Geninue Entertainer on and off The Field....
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"Do you think he get a hard on when he sees a camera pointing at him
Christiano Ronaldo doesn't wank off about sexy women, Christiano Ronaldo wanks off about well..Christiano Ronaldo. why would he, he can have the pretty women whenever he wants "
but in his eyes- no one as sexy as himself |
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"Ronaldo is a good player, still not in the same league as Pele or Maradona though.
Time will tell. Pele won 3 World Cups so will always be number one for me, Maradona's a fuckin drugged up cheating shitbag."
Errrrrrrrm, it was actually Brasil who won three world cups!
Easily the best & most successful team in history, - it should have been four on the trot if it wasn't for being kicked off the field (66 & all that) - but Maradona, he won '86 almost single handedly (scuse the pun) & could well have done it a second time - if he didn't fail a test due to diaretics; hardly performance enhancing!!
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