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Grapes??

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I like to shove grapes up my nice clean bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens - is this normal and does anyone else do this on a Saturday? Thanks - Carl x

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I like to shove grapes up my nice clean bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens - is this normal and does anyone else do this on a Saturday? Thanks - Carl x"

Hahaha, daft bugger!!

(See what I did there?)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just drivelled my drink all over my chest!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does your bottom have to be clean to do this ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just spat my tea out!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I suppose your bottom doesn't have to be clean - but I have OCD - so everything is clean - and I think the traffic wardens prefer clean grapes x

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

It's the grapes I feel sorry for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brings a new meaning to the Grapes Of Wrath.

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

You sure they are not your piles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok ok laugh away here but slut has once got 22 grapes in my bum. One at a time, not the whole bunch just shoved in. Half of them were frozen. I wont lie it was a fucking wicked night. And the toilet smelt great the next day. All fresh.

However the cadburys creme egg wasnt as much fun. Sissy

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

If you shove a grape up your bum does your bum then become a grape gate ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seedless ones ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've gone right off grapes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to shove grapes up my nice clean bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens - is this normal and does anyone else do this on a Saturday? Thanks - Carl x"

Weirdo, everyone knows this is a Friday afternoon activity

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By *aptop9Man over a year ago

Worthing

you can do this with M+M's they come out a treat. (comment for the older ones)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do they manage to catch them in their mouths?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you can do this with M+M's they come out a treat. (comment for the older ones)

I thought that was peanuts?

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

"you can do this with M+M's they come out a treat. (comment for the older ones)

"
and the winner gets a trophy or a banJo (for the even older ones)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you can do this with M+M's they come out a treat. (comment for the older ones)

Yet again I spat my tea out lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh stop wine-ing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's going to to go for a marathon then (yet another one for the older ones here)

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

If you leave them up there until they ferment you get a semillon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You lot have gone off Topic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw a video where a girl filled a guy with grapes before giving him a good seeing to with a dildo.

Afterwards he squirted the juice into a glass and she made him drink it.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Some absolutely inspired comments on this. So funny!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

So the traffic warden receives 'The Grapes of Wrath'?

(One for fans of depression era American Lit)

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"I like to shove grapes up my nice clean bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens - is this normal and does anyone else do this on a Saturday? Thanks - Carl x

Weirdo, everyone knows this is a Friday afternoon activity

Damn you I was just going to say that!

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

Stick an alka selza up last and wait for a right good cava

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh wine juicer

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im selling chocolate raisins

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

From your pleb gate ?

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By *arnaclebillMan over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"I like to shove grapes up my nice clean bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens - is this normal and does anyone else do this on a Saturday? Thanks - Carl x"

Of course, I thought everyone did this Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ergh. I just ate grapes.

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