Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus!
right then bible bashers form and orderly que to worship me or grab your pitchforks and fire torches and catch me if you can im the gingerbread man lol ah dontcha love a bit of controversy |
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Its been done.
I once walked 2 yards on ziploc bags full of water. Made me about 99% jesus.
Now turning water into beer, that is a talent worth worshipping. |
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"Its been done.
I once walked 2 yards on ziploc bags full of water. Made me about 99% jesus.
Now turning water into beer, that is a talent worth worshipping. "
I added yeast hops and sugar to water once and hey presto beer..
I am the Lord. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
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"Its been done.
I once walked 2 yards on ziploc bags full of water. Made me about 99% jesus.
Now turning water into beer, that is a talent worth worshipping. "
Most people can turn beer into a liquid that is mostly water. |
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"this thread is about as controversial as a rice pudding 
Cold or hot...That's a controversial debate that could divide the masses  "
hmmm something like how moses divided the sea after smoking some bush in the desert? |
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"this thread is about as controversial as a rice pudding
Cold or hot...That's a controversial debate that could divide the masses hmmm something like how moses divided the sea after smoking some bush in the desert?"
Moses (Charlton Heston) returning from the burning bush did look wired...wide eyed and philosophical. That must have been some mean bush  |
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"this thread is about as controversial as a rice pudding
Cold or hot...That's a controversial debate that could divide the masses hmmm something like how moses divided the sea after smoking some bush in the desert?
Moses (Charlton Heston) returning from the burning bush did look wired...wide eyed and philosophical. That must have been some mean bush "
hahaha jesus was a rastaman! i recently read an illustrated kids version of the bible and broken down into layman's term's you can finally appreciate how random and crazy alot of the stories in the bible are without being dressed up by fancy words...so i can imagine moses sitting about back in the day getting stoned out of his head and coming up with some shit to put stephen king to shame lol |
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