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If i was to take in all my mums superstitions . Dont pickup a glove 7years bad luck,the salt thing the umbrella thing the pole the ladder the polishing. The wood the fork knife and the crossing thing. . .i would be dead 16years ago and cursed to eternity. . . . |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Gadzooks, this reads like my facebook feed. 
Think il update my fb status with "If you eat sugar you'll get worms" and see what comments i get  "
Dress it up a bit, such as Cambridge scientists have discovered a link between sugar intake and worms in vertebrates, please share and alert people and then see who shares it. Then make a note not to invite those to form a pub quiz team with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Butter greases babies lungs"
My mother in law was convinced that her first baby was born covered in white "grease" (vernix and perfectly natural and common) because she ate fish and chips too often whilst carrying him!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We were always told ' eat ya carrots they're good for ya eyesight ... As you never see a rabbit wearing glasses ' "
Bugs bunny wears shades, I seen him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eat all your carrots as they can make you see in the dark  "
Not so great when you say it to a blind person. Lucky for me they found it funny 
If you push your belly button your bum will fall off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never move house on a Friday, my old ma would say, Friday flit short sit
And ears burning means someone's talking about you, left for love right for spite |
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By *r.ringMan
over a year ago
totton |
"wanking/frigging yourself off will make you blind!
Where did I remember frigging from?!!!  "
This is true on a base level go back 100 years or so when syphilis was very common and untreated. If you had the disease and played with yourself and then touched your eyes you could transfer the infection to your eyes this would make you go blind.  |
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Smoking will stunt your growth.
Drinking will make you fall over.
That's true lol.
Kissing girls will make them pregnant. Thats why we fked them instead.
Keep on playing with your willy and it will fall off.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whilst climbing a tree my Mum said - 'don't come running to me when you've fallen and broken both your legs'! Not the same thing but I couldn't think of any more scaremongering sayings! Z"
you couldnt even if you wanted you
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"Whilst climbing a tree my Mum said - 'don't come running to me when you've fallen and broken both your legs'! Not the same thing but I couldn't think of any more scaremongering sayings! Z
you couldnt even if you wanted you
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Yep! Z |
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