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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nothing grim just a whole bloomin loo roll..
Its still not clearing are there any tips or stuff?
Ive got rid of the majority of the loo roll but not managed to locate the cardboard inner bit yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing grim just a whole bloomin loo roll..
Its still not clearing are there any tips or stuff?
Ive got rid of the majority of the loo roll but not managed to locate the cardboard inner bit yet. I stuck my hand down the u bend and ended up with poop all over the top of my hand. Had to wipe it on the cat as the towels are in the wash. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fill up wash up bowl or bucket and use it to flush toilet with emptying it fast into bowl so as to build up a head of pressure and use a plunger bog brush at the same time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fill up wash up bowl or bucket and use it to flush toilet with emptying it fast into bowl so as to build up a head of pressure and use a plunger bog brush at the same time"
with her 3 hands?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fill up wash up bowl or bucket and use it to flush toilet with emptying it fast into bowl so as to build up a head of pressure and use a plunger bog brush at the same time
with her 3 hands? "
Multitasking, isn't that what women always claim to be masters at? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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get the mob out the kitchen and shove it down the toilet as a make shift plunger , push as far into the pan as you can get, them pump like mad , ( sounds rude  )
that trick has never failed me yet  |
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By *smWoman
over a year ago
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Please don't use hot water , you might crack the loo..
A cloth mop with a dustbin bag over it makes a good make shift plunger, need to block the air from getting past it to make an effective " plung"
A bucket of water poured with force might shift it.. But if it's really stuck or blocked further down the pipe you might need to call a plumber .
Hope you get it sorted . X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Please don't use hot water , you might crack the loo..
A cloth mop with a dustbin bag over it makes a good make shift plunger, need to block the air from getting past it to make an effective " plung"
A bucket of water poured with force might shift it.. But if it's really stuck or blocked further down the pipe you might need to call a plumber .
Hope you get it sorted . X "
Sinks are made of the same material as toilets, they don't crack when you put hot water in them. if it is already cracked it might be a bit risky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Explosives. Sorts it every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qt95KUOX_8
okay if you don't mind shitting on the floor afterwards  "
It's not my loo. I love blowin shit up tho  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Explosives. Sorts it every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qt95KUOX_8
okay if you don't mind shitting on the floor afterwards
It's not my loo. I love blowin shit up tho "
Well I don't usually do innuendo but...
You can blow my shit up anytime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Explosives. Sorts it every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qt95KUOX_8
okay if you don't mind shitting on the floor afterwards
It's not my loo. I love blowin shit up tho
Well I don't usually do innuendo but...
You can blow my shit up anytime "
Lol. Cheers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As I'm a plumber nearest thing to a plunger is a mop try that 
If you do not have a proper plunger, this is worth a try......."
was going to say a mop makews a great loo plunger |
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Go to your plumbers merchants and ask for a Heavy duty sulphuric acid drain cleaner. Read and follow all the instructions on the bottle because the stuff is extremely dangerous, but it works.
Jenny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Use a brush to get as much water out of the bowl as possible and then pour a couple of litres of Coke into the bowl and leave over night. Coke is full of Phosphoric Acid and is great at dissolving many things, not just teeth. I've even used it to remove carbon deposits on an engine after seals on fuel injectors failed. |
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"Use a brush to get as much water out of the bowl as possible and then pour a couple of litres of Coke into the bowl and leave over night. Coke is full of Phosphoric Acid and is great at dissolving many things, not just teeth. I've even used it to remove carbon deposits on an engine after seals on fuel injectors failed."
****thread hihack alert*****
I've just filled my parts washer with bio-diesel and it's amazing at softening carbon deposits, they mostly just brush off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing grim just a whole bloomin loo roll..
Its still not clearing are there any tips or stuff?
Ive got rid of the majority of the loo roll but not managed to locate the cardboard inner bit yet."
A whole roll to wipe your arse, that must have been some shit, I only use about a quarter of a roll,even when I have deposited a 'breaker'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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". .jobbys have evolved to be much taller and toilets much smaller its a modern day curse a bit like aids but worse  "
It's a cause to be concerned about, Its a problem that I hope the boffins at armitage shanks can resolve |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Steveanddebs. You put it on your hands then with no gloves. Then tell me what it feels like"
It's an alkali, which is the opposite to acid. It is going to burn you if it is a strong solution, but it is not an acid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing grim just a whole bloomin loo roll..
Its still not clearing are there any tips or stuff?
Ive got rid of the majority of the loo roll but not managed to locate the cardboard inner bit yet.
A whole roll to wipe your arse, that must have been some shit, I only use about a quarter of a roll,even when I have deposited a 'breaker' "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"tell the truth. you took a giant dump after a big saturday night takeaway and now ur toilets blocked"
My 4yr old shoved a loo roll down it.. thats the truth |
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". .jobbys have evolved to be much taller and toilets much smaller its a modern day curse a bit like aids but worse "
tell me about it blocked toilets are the bain of my life ,too much messy shit = too much loo rolls = blocked loos arrrrgggghhh |
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"Steveanddebs. You put it on your hands then with no gloves. Then tell me what it feels like"
Why would I be stupid enough to put a strong alkaline (the opposite to acid) substance on my bare skin? |
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