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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just stealthily sneaked into my sleeping 3 year olds bedroom and stole his thorntons chocolate bunny... Bashed its head off on the kitchen side and ate it and hid the rest in the cupboard. "
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"I just stealthily sneaked into my sleeping 3 year olds bedroom and stole his thorntons chocolate bunny... Bashed its head off on the kitchen side and ate it and hid the rest in the cupboard. "
Over my virtual knee you go and 6 of the best virtual spanks on your sexy bottom naughty. |
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"I just stealthily sneaked into my sleeping 3 year olds bedroom and stole his thorntons chocolate bunny... Bashed its head off on the kitchen side and ate it and hid the rest in the cupboard. "
That isn't bad, if you did it in front of him that would be bad  |
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By *smWoman
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"Stealing
Grievous bodily harm
Murder
Gluttony
Where will this end 
Hahaha... Sounds bad when you put it like that  "
No, you are a hero, you saved you son from having to eat that , really bad for you item..  |
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"I just stealthily sneaked into my sleeping 3 year olds bedroom and stole his thorntons chocolate bunny... Bashed its head off on the kitchen side and ate it and hid the rest in the cupboard. "
you're a good parent as you saved your child from eating chocolate! Z |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"How will you explain the missing bunny? He's three now and will notice.
I haven't thought of that yet... "
Don't go with the fox idea above. That might get scary if he thinks a fox can break into his room and eat things.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How will you explain the missing bunny? He's three now and will notice.
I haven't thought of that yet... "
Suddenly the enormity of your crimes are hitting home
Tusk
If I were you I'd eat the rest and tell son that you heard paw steps in the night and saw benji bunny escape to the carrot patch at the bottom of your garden |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Why didn't you just ask him to share it before he went to bed?
Because I hadn't even thought about it until he was fast asleep and I fancied some choccy and then remembered it was in his room.."
You still had to hatch the plan and commit th deed. |
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Not sure he even knew it was chocolate or he would of eaten it by now. He's not even mentioned it since it went on the shelf on Easter Sunday.
Have now replaced said bunny with a stuffed bunny that he got for Easter 2 years ago and put the box back up on the shelf... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Not sure he even knew it was chocolate or he would of eaten it by now. He's not even mentioned it since it went on the shelf on Easter Sunday.
Have now replaced said bunny with a stuffed bunny that he got for Easter 2 years ago and put the box back up on the shelf... "
he will never notice |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
" Not sure he even knew it was chocolate or he would of eaten it by now. He's not even mentioned it since it went on the shelf on Easter Sunday.
Have now replaced said bunny with a stuffed bunny that he got for Easter 2 years ago and put the box back up on the shelf... "
The box! |
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