"Guys walks into a fish shop wi a big cod under his arm..."excuse me do you sell fish cakes?" Shopkeeper replies "yes" Guys says "that's great cos it's this wee guys birthday ! ";-)
 I like it!"
the joke or fishcakes? xx |
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Woman walks into a chip shop, asks fo Haddock and Chips twice.
Chippy says sorry madam, we've no haddock today.
Woman again asks for Haddock and Chips.
Sorry madam we've no haddock today, the boat didnt come in.
Woman again asks for Haddock and Chips telling him its the only fish her hubby will eat.
Chippy, in his exasperation says, Madam will with spell Haddock without an F.
Woman says but there is no F in Haddock.
Finally, sighs the Chippy. |
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Woman walks into a chip shop, asks fo Haddock and Chips twice.
Chippy says sorry madam, we've no haddock today.
Woman again asks for Haddock and Chips.
Sorry madam we've no haddock today, the boat didnt come in.
Woman again asks for Haddock and Chips telling him its the only fish her hubby will eat.
Chippy, in his exasperation says, Madam will with spell Haddock without an F.
Woman says but there is no F in Haddock.
Finally, sighs the Chippy. "
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"Guys walks into a fish shop wi a big cod under his arm..."excuse me do you sell fish cakes?" Shopkeeper replies "yes" Guys says "that's great cos it's this wee guys birthday ! ";-)
I like it!the joke or fishcakes? xx"
Are they good quality Thai ones with a chilli dipping sauce??
I love really daft jokes of a particular kind too! |
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