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Whats the worse piece of advice you have ever been given?
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""You should join Fabswingers, all the women there are easy"" What they meant was "hardwork"  | |||
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""go on, stroke him - he won't bite" "Now I need to know what bit you. | |||
"One wont hurt" But there is no such thing as one invariably leads to twenty. | |||
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"One wont hurtBut there is no such thing as one invariably leads to twenty. "Exactly  | |||
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"You're all clear to cross the road now..." haha.sorry Thats hilarious or maybe its the | |||
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"Everythings a great idea when you're d*unk" Ive had my best ideas when pissed. | |||
. I was once advised to cook a duck hard and fast. . .what waste. . .duck chewing tobacco | |||
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"My nana used to tell me when I was little to 'never trust a man with shiny shoes'. Dunno what that was about. "Look who it is! | |||
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"My nana used to tell me when I was little to 'never trust a man with shiny shoes'. Dunno what that was about.
Look who it is! "Who is it? Where? Who you talking about? *looks around frantically* | |||
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"You put your knob on the electric fence first "Sure that was bad advice? | |||
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"Just swallow it, it tastes great" What was "it"? | |||
"Just swallow it, it tastes greatWhat was "it"? "Well he's bi curious, so I'm guessing... | |||
"Just swallow it, it tastes greatWhat was "it"?
Well he's bi curious, so I'm guessing... "Goats cheese! | |||
"Just swallow it, it tastes greatWhat was "it"?
Well he's bi curious, so I'm guessing... "It could have been washing up liquid....I know someone who says it tastes great. | |||
"Just swallow it, it tastes greatWhat was "it"?
Well he's bi curious, so I'm guessing...
Goats cheese!"Its fuxking lovely! | |||
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"Just swallow it, it tastes greatWhat was "it"?
Well he's bi curious, so I'm guessing... It could have been washing up liquid....I know someone who says it tastes great. " | |||
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"My nana used to tell me when I was little to 'never trust a man with shiny shoes'. Dunno what that was about. "Your nana was a. Very wise lady and knew what she was talking about. | |||
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"My nana used to tell me when I was little to 'never trust a man with shiny shoes'. Dunno what that was about. "I have a friend who says 'never trust a man wearing a non-functional hat'! Haha! | |||
"You put your knob on the electric fence first "Hahaha! Eeew those suckers sting!! | |||
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"Mine was the fucker that suggested I sleep my Stella inebriation off in 32 degree heat in the garden. Yours? "Just stick your finger in, what's the worst that can happen | |||
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"That the best way to keep warm whilst kayaking in winter is to get up and dance "but did you try it? | |||
"To let an ex g/f have her name on the deeds to the house that my dad built and left to me "Ouch | |||
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"telling myself - i will just pop onto the forums for a few minutes .......... hours later "we often lose our sundays by doing this!! | |||
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"To let an ex g/f have her name on the deeds to the house that my dad built and left to me
Ouch"£80k worth of ouch | |||
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"To let an ex g/f have her name on the deeds to the house that my dad built and left to me "Wowsers
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""You should join Fabswingers, all the women there are easy"" lol | |||
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"Always trust a fart!" Reminds me when I was with a girlfriends family over christmas. Her 80 something gran let out a whistling fart. We merely blinked and paused for a second, nobody uttered a word or smirked. But she was a sharp old lady and she cottoned on immediately. She straightened her back, lifted her chin slightly and proclaimed with great pride, that is is a poor arse that can't rejoice!! Now that was sound advice indeed ! | |||
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"You should marry him, he's a lovely guy! Yeah right of course he was.. And I did... Tosser! He's only alive because, I don't want to do time! " | |||
"This rats definitely a female....... 36 pet rats later." HA! I had that with rabbits! "I can assure you that they are both female" - 28 rabbits later...
- Amy. x | |||
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