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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.  "
Congratulations  Does the poor lady in question realise you've started a thread about it? |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Where is Richard Attenborough when you need an anthropologist?
'And here we are in the boudoir of the BBW. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this technical term, it can stand for Big Beautiful Woman, Big Busty Woman or Banged Behind Wife's back. They often congregate on Fabswingers just so they can fuck men who have never been with a BBW before. This stud who has come here to have his balls emptied is with one for the first time. The excitement is palpable. Now owing to a budget cut, we will cut to a scene recorded earlier by the Daily Heil...'
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"Where is Richard Attenborough when you need an anthropologist?
'And here we are in the boudoir of the BBW. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this technical term, it can stand for Big Beautiful Woman, Big Busty Woman or Banged Behind Wife's back. They often congregate on Fabswingers just so they can fuck men who have never been with a BBW before. This stud who has come here to have his balls emptied is with one for the first time. The excitement is palpable. Now owing to a budget cut, we will cut to a scene recorded earlier by the Daily Heil...'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did she sit on your face??
You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.
Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either!  "
THAT is my biggest fear   |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Did she sit on your face??
You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.
Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either!
THAT is my biggest fear "
Don't worry, they really thrash about when they're running out of oxygen. There's plenty of warning to shift and let them breathe  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Yes, but those chaps who make a big thing about being able to breathe through their ears will be able to give a practical demonstration after signing the suitable disclaimers and waivers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did she sit on your face??
You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.
Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did she sit on your face??
You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.
Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either!
THAT is my biggest fear
Don't worry, they really thrash about when they're running out of oxygen. There's plenty of warning to shift and let them breathe "
But what a way to go!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did she sit on your face??
You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.
Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either!
THAT is my biggest fear
Don't worry, they really thrash about when they're running out of oxygen. There's plenty of warning to shift and let them breathe "
Fantastic, that's a really good tip
Tina I was thinking of using my thighs as ear muffs, are there any other orifuces suitable for oxygen intake? |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
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Tina I was thinking of using my thighs as ear muffs, are there any other orifuces suitable for oxygen intake? "
I think I'd better suck their cocks at the same time, just in case.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tina I was thinking of using my thighs as ear muffs, are there any other orifuces suitable for oxygen intake?
I think I'd better suck their cocks at the same time, just in case.... "
Excellent idea. what about the ones who talk through their arses though? |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
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Tina I was thinking of using my thighs as ear muffs, are there any other orifuces suitable for oxygen intake?
I think I'd better suck their cocks at the same time, just in case....
Excellent idea. what about the ones who talk through their arses though? "
I have a few toys that can solve that problem. You may need to supply a croquet mallet, though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.
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omg fab has turned a bloke into a bbw lover, now you have more variation of type of ladies to choose from |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did she sit on your face??
You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.
Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either!
THAT is my biggest fear "
What a way to go though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did she sit on your face??
You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.
Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either! "
unless you can breath through your ear canals lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.
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wow, bet she'll be pleased if she read this and saw you classifying her as an object |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't worry, they really thrash about when they're running out of oxygen. There's plenty of warning to shift and let them breathe "
I always have my mobile by the side of the bed ready to dial 999 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tina I was thinking of using my thighs as ear muffs, are there any other orifuces suitable for oxygen intake?
I think I'd better suck their cocks at the same time, just in case....
Excellent idea. what about the ones who talk through their arses though?
I have a few toys that can solve that problem. You may need to supply a croquet mallet, though "
*off to pound shop to buy croquet mallet*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yahoooooo sing it from the roof tops shock horror a fat bird got laid "
That must mean this months quota for fat birds getting laid is used up now.....damn it I'll have to wait till next month now 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There not another species!
Yes we are, we have special talents normal human women don't have
Like the ability to crush nuts between your ass cheeks? "
Good lord no, ass is far to flabby for that....the nut would get lost! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.
Congratulations Does the poor lady in question realise you've started a thread about it?"
I'd die is this post was about me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.
Congratulations Does the poor lady in question realise you've started a thread about it?
I'd die is this post was about me"
Why?
He said he loved it.....I'd be made up if someone posted they'd had sex with me and he described it as "the best time ever". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There not another species!
Yes we are, we have special talents normal human women don't have
Like the ability to crush nuts between your ass cheeks?
Good lord no, ass is far to flabby for that....the nut would get lost!"
I'd happily lose my nuts there  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.
Congratulations Does the poor lady in question realise you've started a thread about it?
I'd die is this post was about me
Why?
He said he loved it.....I'd be made up if someone posted they'd had sex with me and he described it as "the best time ever"."
I'd wonder why he sounded surprised that he enjoyed it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd wonder why he sounded surprised that he enjoyed it "
Just goes to show how different people read things differently as I didn't take he he sounded surprised, just excited and happy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.
Congratulations Does the poor lady in question realise you've started a thread about it?
I'd die is this post was about me
Why?
He said he loved it.....I'd be made up if someone posted they'd had sex with me and he described it as "the best time ever".
I'd wonder why he sounded surprised that he enjoyed it "
Yeah me too, if you've been chatting for a while and you have good chemistry, why would you be surprised it was "best sex ever" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd wonder why he sounded surprised that he enjoyed it
Just goes to show how different people read things differently as I didn't take he he sounded surprised, just excited and happy. "
Don't go spoiling it for the people pissing on his parade. They'll go and get all uppity about something important. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd wonder why he sounded surprised that he enjoyed it
Just goes to show how different people read things differently as I didn't take he he sounded surprised, just excited and happy.
Don't go spoiling it for the people pissing on his parade. They'll go and get all uppity about something important."
I'd think the same if it was a "had my 1st skinny women it was amazing" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There not another species!
Yes we are, we have special talents normal human women don't have
Like the ability to crush nuts between your ass cheeks?
Good lord no, ass is far to flabby for that....the nut would get lost!"
But then you could pretend to be squirrels and play hunt the nut. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
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I'd wonder why he sounded surprised that he enjoyed it
Just goes to show how different people read things differently as I didn't take he he sounded surprised, just excited and happy.
Don't go spoiling it for the people pissing on his parade. They'll go and get all uppity about something important."
I'm not pissing on anyone's parade. It's great he had fun. I was commenting on why some might wonder how the lady in question would feel about this post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did she sit on your face??
You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.
Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either!
THAT is my biggest fear
Don't worry, they really thrash about when they're running out of oxygen. There's plenty of warning to shift and let them breathe "
Pmsl!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd wonder why he sounded surprised that he enjoyed it
Just goes to show how different people read things differently as I didn't take he he sounded surprised, just excited and happy.
Don't go spoiling it for the people pissing on his parade. They'll go and get all uppity about something important.
I'm not pissing on anyone's parade. It's great he had fun. I was commenting on why some might wonder how the lady in question would feel about this post."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There not another species!
Yes we are, we have special talents normal human women don't have
Like the ability to crush nuts between your ass cheeks?
Good lord no, ass is far to flabby for that....the nut would get lost!
But then you could pretend to be squirrels and play hunt the nut."
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