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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I am auditioning acts to perform at the social on June 28th at Jaydees. See http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/events/271567#message_5110697
We need some classy entertainment. What can you do?
Are you coming to the social and can offer us a turn? Want to come and need a good excuse? Want to sing and dance in front of a mostly sexy audience?
Present your act here. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I can't carry a tune in a bucket, my party piece is underwater BJs...not sure if there'd be any call for that  "
I think that can be arranged. What skills do you bring to this task and how many can you manage?
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I can't carry a tune in a bucket, my party piece is underwater BJs...not sure if there'd be any call for that
I think that can be arranged. What skills do you bring to this task and how many can you manage?
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Silky smooth mouth and tongue and line 'em up, I'll stop when I get to the end...
Oh, I am planning on accessorising my hair with my outfit (silver) so it may leave a bit of a sheen in the jacuzzi/pool...I'd better make sure I double wash it beforehand  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I can't carry a tune in a bucket, my party piece is underwater BJs...not sure if there'd be any call for that
I think that can be arranged. What skills do you bring to this task and how many can you manage?
Silky smooth mouth and tongue and line 'em up, I'll stop when I get to the end...
Oh, I am planning on accessorising my hair with my outfit (silver) so it may leave a bit of a sheen in the jacuzzi/pool...I'd better make sure I double wash it beforehand "
I'll find out what the water situation is and we can bill you as the Slippery Silver Sea Siren.
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I can't carry a tune in a bucket, my party piece is underwater BJs...not sure if there'd be any call for that
I think that can be arranged. What skills do you bring to this task and how many can you manage?
Silky smooth mouth and tongue and line 'em up, I'll stop when I get to the end...
Oh, I am planning on accessorising my hair with my outfit (silver) so it may leave a bit of a sheen in the jacuzzi/pool...I'd better make sure I double wash it beforehand
I'll find out what the water situation is and we can bill you as the Slippery Silver Sea Siren.
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Ooh, I feel a name change coming on for June  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talentless, I'm afraid 
I doubt it Tina, can you have a motor-boating kiosk pleaaaaase 
Have you got private medical insurance or do you not like your nose?  
User error!  "
Insurance and a stubby nose  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a long and massive tongue.
Yes, but what's the act?
I can do a Noah's ark with it.
You have animals two by two on your tongue? "
I was thinking more of saving one from the floods.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like to audition as the resident Clown
Ive been certified
Gimp 
What sort of clowning? One of these modern ones or the old fashioned sort?"
I'm hoping it's the custard down the trousers type  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like to audition as the resident Clown
Ive been certified
Gimp
What sort of clowning? One of these modern ones or the old fashioned sort?"
Strictly old skool type, big red nose, permanent manic grin and oversized feet
Coco |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I would like to audition as the resident Clown
Ive been certified
Gimp
What sort of clowning? One of these modern ones or the old fashioned sort?
Strictly old skool type, big red nose, permanent manic grin and oversized feet
Coco "
That's you before you dress up and start clowning so what's the act?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like to audition as the resident Clown
Ive been certified
Gimp
What sort of clowning? One of these modern ones or the old fashioned sort?
Strictly old skool type, big red nose, permanent manic grin and oversized feet
Coco
That's you before you dress up and start clowning so what's the act?
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Know what ? If i had feelings i could be upset but luckily i dont.
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could throw a Steel Panther tribute band together. Their music would be perfect for a gathering of swingers, with songs like Bukakke Tears, Gloryhole and Weenie Ride. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I could throw a Steel Panther tribute band together. Their music would be perfect for a gathering of swingers, with songs like Bukakke Tears, Gloryhole and Weenie Ride."
Go for it. It sounds perfect.
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