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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So it's Bank Holiday weekend coming up....so off the back of sex with someone thread...go and get the one person you have had your eye on...I'm free this weekend so I'm in..

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

I'm in

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm in but only for a bit of online availability....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So am I! Grab a shag ladies lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"So am I! Grab a shag ladies lol "

Not very catchy subject heading but it's early lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So am I! Grab a shag ladies lol

Not very catchy subject heading but it's early lol

Is there a bogof option ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Didn't realise it was bank holiday this weekend coming

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I still have bank holiday Monday free, despite offers for other times.

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"Didn't realise it was bank holiday this weekend coming

Yes Monday 26th

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Week free next week

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bag a shag

And I bags you

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Didn't realise it was bank holiday this weekend coming

Yes 4 day week this week for me and a 3 day week next week for me....

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

To the newbies and lurkers join into too get in on the action

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got this week off work as well as the bank holiday, so I'm definitely in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We'll grab you then cheeky

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

I've got Wednesday off as well this week and already claimed a Lady Fabber for some Daytime fun

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Guess I best bagsy myself a shag then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To the newbies and lurkers join into too get in on the action

No ta I'm doing a battle reenactment this weekend lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in for Sunday night in my pub

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"Guess I best bagsy myself a shag then

get bagsying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking like a none shagging weekend for me

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"We'll grab you then cheeky

Haha thanks...I'd grab you too lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a club sunday with gary095 and hopefully fun in there mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still . Its only Monday . Where there's a will there's a way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Sunday evening is planned already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only have Friday Saturday and sunday free .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I only have Friday Saturday and sunday free .

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book me in for Saturday then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still . Its only Monday . Where there's a will there's a way

You've got days left yet to turn on the Toshn charm......

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS over a year ago

Bristol.

Count me in..

have a date with a copper on wed and a naval officer thurs...Mmmm foreplay for whatever the week end chucks my way.....bring it on fella's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I only have Friday Saturday and sunday free .

book me in for Saturday then

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yessss ive got a shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like nobody want to grab me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still . Its only Monday . Where there's a will there's a way

You've got days left yet to turn on the Toshn charm......

"
Thats not working no more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am in!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yes please

a potentially child free week too....

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Wank Holiday weekend with nothing planned. I may have to toss myself into this ring for a shag. They are big, noisy birds.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I tried. I know when I'm beaten (or not as the case may be)!

Never mind, the garden needs some serious ing anyway - and that's not a euphemism.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in too...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You gotta be in it to win it

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Wank Holiday weekend with nothing planned. I may have to toss myself into this ring for a shag. They are big, noisy birds.

I'm told you find them by the sea so I'm hoping there are some around here.

Knowing my luck I'll manage to end up with crabs without even seeing a shag!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lovely quiet long weekend in prospect..........sod that.....come n get us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am in Saturday and Sunday

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

count me in

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Wank Holiday weekend with nothing planned. I may have to toss myself into this ring for a shag. They are big, noisy birds.

I'm told you find them by the sea so I'm hoping there are some around here.

Knowing my luck I'll manage to end up with crabs without even seeing a shag!"

The crab festival is over.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Wank Holiday weekend with nothing planned. I may have to toss myself into this ring for a shag. They are big, noisy birds.

I'm told you find them by the sea so I'm hoping there are some around here.

Knowing my luck I'll manage to end up with crabs without even seeing a shag!

The crab festival is over.

There may be some still lurking. And Cromer is never crab-free!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Licketysplits can licketymyballs.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Woohoo Lickety, get yer coat, you've pulled!

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm in...Anyone in the vicinity of Arse End up for it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So many girls on this thread I'd like to meet, and none I've seen can accommodate.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Licketysplits can licketymyballs. "

Naughty boy! I'm old enough to be your mother.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gotta be in on this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 tasty girls so far in this thread I'd love to eat (sorry the "m" key not working right) sadly they are too far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am in!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just bought a ticket so fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Licketysplits can licketymyballs.

Naughty boy! I'm old enough to be your mother."

Yum

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By *s_bettyboopWoman over a year ago

-3

Count me in

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By *i fem huntersCouple over a year ago

london

Any ladies in London?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in need of lots of fun. Got to get it while I can.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So many girls on this thread I'd like to meet, and none I've seen can accommodate. "

There are these things....they're called hotels,where theres a will theres a way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am i the only nugget working

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So many girls on this thread I'd like to meet, and none I've seen can accommodate.

There are these things....they're called hotels,where theres a will theres a way"

Sounds good to me

Room service, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I in for this. Free Thursday and Friday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am i the only nugget working

nope. Im working too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in, dont all rush at once ladies

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

we are in

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Im in, dont all rush at once ladies

I would, except for the distance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tried. I know when I'm beaten (or not as the case may be)!

Never mind, the garden needs some serious ing anyway - and that's not a euphemism."

If it's a beating you're after, I'm getting a new riding crop that could do with a test run

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well seeing as its my bday weekend am defo in

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By *s_bettyboopWoman over a year ago

-3

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nobody wants me, (looks for the crying smiley

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By *s_bettyboopWoman over a year ago

-3

"Im in, dont all rush at once ladies

ooooh close to me captured..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in,

I have to start sometime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Purehoneypot would get it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ive a thing for men with peppa pig tattoo's

haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm saying I'm in without knowing what it is I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm saying I'm in without knowing what it is I'm in."

Me too, exciting isn't it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking like a free weekend for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm saying I'm in without knowing what it is I'm in."

Stick with me,

I will help you with any concerns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are in x

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By *overOral0Man over a year ago

Nr Cheltenham

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm saying I'm in without knowing what it is I'm in.

Stick with me,

I will help you with any concerns

Haha, for some reason I'm feeling a sense of mild alarm.

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By *anny PepperoniMan over a year ago

Matlock

I'm game.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone in S. Yorkshire wanna roll around on the moors

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Free every evening this week for skype or outdoor fun near Castle Brom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in only this Wednesday though I will be at eureka's all day from lunchtime, only thing is your have to share me with my fb (blackman of course) bifem couples or blackmen wanted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm saying I'm in without knowing what it is I'm in.

Stick with me,

I will help you with any concerns

Haha, for some reason I'm feeling a sense of mild alarm."

Trust your spidey sense,

I only wanted to have my wicked way with you and deprive you of some bodily fluids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Deprive

I mean extract

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Hot, Willing and wet

able to accommodate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Deprive

I mean extract

Either way, it sounds filthy.

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By *anny PepperoniMan over a year ago

Matlock

"Deprive

I mean extract

Either way, it sounds filthy.

Being filthy with Mrs D sounds little short if perfection

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By *ourbonKissMan over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm free on Saturday if there's anyone left.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im in, dont all rush at once ladies

ooooh close to me captured..

Looks like I'm spoken for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No body has got me yet

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"No body has got me yet

Chill out it's only Monday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am free all week and weekend

bring on the fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in. Sunday evening

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Im in, dont all rush at once ladies

ooooh close to me captured..

Looks like I'm spoken for

*sob*

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm saying I'm in without knowing what it is I'm in.

Stick with me,

I will help you with any concerns

Haha, for some reason I'm feeling a sense of mild alarm."

Fear not. If it all goes horribly wrong, claim your account was hacked and deny all knowledge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No body has got me yet

Chill out it's only Monday

Ha, i know but everyones being snapped up

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By *relanddirectMan over a year ago

cheshire

Just say when

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So are any of you actually going to fuck?

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm in but I can't bend my back. If anyone wants me, they'll have to be gentle.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"So are any of you actually going to fuck?"

If anyone interesting can meet on Monday, yes I bloody well hope so!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are in xx

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"So are any of you actually going to fuck?"

I am sure there will be oh Mr cynical one of fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm free on Saturday if there's anyone left.

Mmm if you're going to wear stockings like those I could very easily be persuaded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So are any of you actually going to fuck?

I am sure there will be oh Mr cynical one of fab

Speaking of which, _isscheekychops, would you be willing to let me lick ice cream off your back?

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

. .im happy just to be out of solitary. . . . .. FFRREEEEDDOOMM!. You lovely mother fuckers. X x X

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"So are any of you actually going to fuck?

If anyone interesting can meet on Monday, yes I bloody well hope so!"

I think the answer is probably no.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"So are any of you actually going to fuck?"

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So are any of you actually going to fuck?

Nope."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im in. Sunday evening"

Oh well it was worth a try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in.... WHERE....

I know where I'd like to be in... Playing hard to get thou

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

definitely in! Newcastle anyone?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll have to sit this one out due to mobility problems. Ma leg is still causing me considerable grief

Happy shagging the rest of ya though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone fancy letting me in

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

Here, there or everywhere. I am in so grab away!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Just checking if anyone had bagsyed me while I was out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me me me, pick me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its like when I was at school and the teacher said pair up . I was always on my own or paired up with the kid with head lice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So are any of you actually going to fuck?

I am sure there will be oh Mr cynical one of fab

Hah, I may seem cyncial but I'm really just quietly hopeful.

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"So are any of you actually going to fuck?

Not one person on this thread nearer than 100 miles and a local browse throws up sweet Fanny Adams in my criteria (and me in theirs of course)...looking like a quiet one so far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hull is a lovely place . Justsayiing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So is leeds!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Hull is a lovely place . Justsayiing

"
would you like me to come and spend the weekend with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am in to, got gym tomorow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody hell I am on a sabbatical

typical

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Might treat myself to some expensive moisturiser and have a cry wank.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in.

Anybody want me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I've been left on the shelf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I've been left on the shelf

Not at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I've been left on the shelf

Arrrr I'd shag ya babe ya sexy little kitten xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I've been left on the shelf

Arrrr I'd shag ya babe ya sexy little kitten xx

You feel better now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its like when I was at school and the teacher said pair up . I was always on my own or paired up with the kid with head lice

You'll have me in tears as this rate!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its like when I was at school and the teacher said pair up . I was always on my own or paired up with the kid with head lice

You'll have me in tears as this rate!

Damn it, looks like someone's beaten me to the sympathy shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hull is a lovely place . Justsayiing

would you like me to come and spend the weekend with you

"
Thats so not funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I've been left on the shelf

"
come and join me on my shelf

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"So are any of you actually going to fuck?

Not one person on this thread nearer than 100 miles and a local browse throws up sweet Fanny Adams in my criteria (and me in theirs of course)...looking like a quiet one so far

Tell me about it. Norfolk. Arse end of nowhere and a talent (that fancy me) free zone!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I've been left on the shelf

come and join me on my shelf

I'll need a ladder to get up there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one is close to London.

...me and my short legs will have a lot of walking to do.

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By *iss69Man over a year ago

Knutsford

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one is close to London.

...me and my short legs will have a lot of walking to do.

Ohhh please don't mention Legs and walking in the same sentence

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By *iss69Man over a year ago

Knutsford

"I think I've been left on the shelf

come and join me on my shelf

I'll need a ladder to get up there!

Don't know if ave got a ladder to hand, but a few copies of the hull pages should suffice.

bonus didn't realise no work on Monday, free all day !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So are any of you actually going to fuck?

Not one person on this thread nearer than 100 miles and a local browse throws up sweet Fanny Adams in my criteria (and me in theirs of course)...looking like a quiet one so far

Ditto here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I'm up for this, who's up for a little

stimulation...?

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

ffs we can't all be on the bench surely!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one is close to London.

...me and my short legs will have a lot of walking to do.

Ohhh please don't mention Legs and walking in the same sentence

Hehe x those are some legs that sure does it's fair bit of walking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in on this im free for most of the week so cum grab me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ffs we can't all be on the bench surely!"

If I must I'll give ya little fanny a tickle I have some finger condoms now

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Im in too

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"ffs we can't all be on the bench surely!"

Things are looking up in the turnip backwater

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking grim in Stoke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I've been left on the shelf

I'd like to grab you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ffs we can't all be on the bench surely!"

Lol no. I was left out of squad selection altogether have to watch on an internet stream

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I think I've been left on the shelf

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Try some shelf abuse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone fancy a shag?......

No, ok then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag?......

No, ok then."
like anyone would say no.............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any female takers for us? Everyone seems to walk on by

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Anyone fancy a shag?......

No, ok then."

I do. Know any tall, fit, dazzlingly intelligent and witty blokes who like smartarse fat birds?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I've been left on the shelf

come and join me on my shelf

Move over you two can we make it a threesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I've been left on the shelf

come and join me on my shelf

Move over you two can we make it a threesome

Got room for a little one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag?......

No, ok then.

I do. Know any tall, fit, dazzlingly intelligent and witty blokes who like smartarse fat birds?

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag?......

No, ok then.

I do. Know any tall, fit, dazzlingly intelligent and witty blokes who like smartarse fat birds?

Not too smart....... Remember Einstein's cock.............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag?......

No, ok then.

I do. Know any tall, fit, dazzlingly intelligent and witty blokes who like smartarse fat birds?

Can he be from the low countries?

If he can yes, I have a Dutch bloke at home. He's house trained and extremely clean and although he doesn't cook he does choose fantastic cakes when he purchases. I do need him back though, he's exceptional at diy you see.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I've been left on the shelf

come and join me on my shelf

Move over you two can we make it a threesome

Got room for a little one?"

I hope its a big shelf

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Anyone fancy a shag?......

No, ok then.

I do. Know any tall, fit, dazzlingly intelligent and witty blokes who like smartarse fat birds?

Can he be from the low countries?

Yup, origin is unimportant as long as he's hot and an amazing fuck

I don't ask for much, me!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Anyone fancy a shag?......

No, ok then.

I do. Know any tall, fit, dazzlingly intelligent and witty blokes who like smartarse fat birds?

Not too smart....... Remember Einstein's cock.............

No, only Pavlov's dog and Schrodingers cat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I've been left on the shelf

come and join me on my shelf

Move over you two can we make it a threesome

Got room for a little one?

I hope its a big shelf

Room for me?

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"ffs we can't all be on the bench surely!

If I must I'll give ya little fanny a tickle I have some finger condoms now

Deviant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I've been left on the shelf

come and join me on my shelf

Move over you two can we make it a threesome

Got room for a little one?

I hope its a big shelf

I've taken you off the shelf

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By *ipmaleMan over a year ago

cannock

I am in for monday or tuesday of next week

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