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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok time for you all to take the mickey now but I haven't had sex since August last year! Any thoughts!

I'm going to regret this!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

loll not bad, my last shag was with in february.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And self flagellation on a forum thread is going to help?

Good luck with that sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I met someone not that long ago who hadn't had sex in 6 years, my biggest fear was him crying with relief, he didn't.

Most of us have droughts at some point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I met someone not that long ago who hadn't had sex in 6 years, my biggest fear was him crying with relief, he didn't.

Most of us have droughts at some point."

It's killing me I'm beginning to think I've wronged some one in a past life!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did 8 months without any.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go get 'em tiger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I went a year n half before joining here lol x

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Well at least it will be amazing when you do!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

But when you do meet a girl and shoot your load, it'll probably end up shooting out of every orifice she has. Ears, nose, you name it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I met someone not that long ago who hadn't had sex in 6 years, my biggest fear was him crying with relief, he didn't.

Most of us have droughts at some point.

It's killing me I'm beginning to think I've wronged some one in a past life!

and did you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're practically a virgin. Join the monastery

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well at least it will be amazing when you do!

It will if I don't blurt in my pants first!! Ha ha there's hope for me yet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move to London. I'll blow your cobwebs away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

dont worry its like riding a bike

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"dont worry its like riding a bike "

If only you knew I broke both my shoulders last year in a motorcycle accident and three months ago come off my mountain bike and was actually told to stay away from two wheels!!

Lmfao!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Move to London. I'll blow your cobwebs away

You're such a tease but you know I like it!!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

You look nice and smiley, you clearly know how to take a joke I think you'll soon be on your way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok time for you all to take the mickey now but I haven't had sex since August last year! Any thoughts!

I'm going to regret this!

Wait til you've gone without for eleven years and then you have the absolute right to complain!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You look nice and smiley, you clearly know how to take a joke I think you'll soon be on your way."

I'm as down to earth as they come and love having a laugh even if it's at my expense!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor you, it's been 5 days for me. That's not good is it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Poor you, it's been 5 days for me. That's not good is it. "

Come on keep rubbing it in!

I can take it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You look nice and smiley, you clearly know how to take a joke I think you'll soon be on your way."

Agreed OP has a really gorgeous smile!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been ages for me....early hours of this morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'd get more in prison. Can't you nick a car of something?

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've gone 2 years in the past, longest dry spell on here so to speak is 3 months!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poor you, it's been 5 days for me. That's not good is it.

Come on keep rubbing it in!

I can take it!!

More lube, Vicar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"dont worry its like riding a bike

If only you knew I broke both my shoulders last year in a motorcycle accident and three months ago come off my mountain bike and was actually told to stay away from two wheels!!

Lmfao!!

oops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'd get more in prison. Can't you nick a car of something? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we talking sex as in someone else in the same room/House ?

Gimp

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've looked at your profile and unless you don't know how to interact with people, I think you should do ok on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

All I can say is the lucky lady who does finally end my drought boy o boy it's gonna be dynamite!! ..... Literally !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poor you, it's been 5 days for me. That's not good is it.

Come on keep rubbing it in!

I can take it!!

Awwww hugs... I was in a sexless marriage for about 13 years. Does that help?

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

It's easily done the way life, work etc get in the way. There are probably far more people on here in a similar situation than you might think. I've just been through a similar drought. Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Poor you, it's been 5 days for me. That's not good is it.

Come on keep rubbing it in!

I can take it!!

Awwww hugs... I was in a sexless marriage for about 13 years. Does that help?

I'm feeling better already !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've looked at your profile and unless you don't know how to interact with people, I think you should do ok on here

I can talk to anyone nothing fazes me....

I think.!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go get 'em tiger. "

Gggrrrrr! In my best tiger voice!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

dont feel too bad OP i went 19 months in a secless marriage bein faithful to n arse that was shagging owt that moved instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can't wait until I finally loose my fabswingers virginity!! Every one will know!!

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Get Grumpy feeling if I go without for a Week.. at least expect it twice a week..

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've gone periods measured in years before too.

The less I have the less it seems to matter. The more I have, the more I want.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get Grumpy feeling if I go without for a Week.. at least expect it twice a week..

Oh went past the grumpy stage I'm in mourning at the moment!

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By *umpleteazerWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

After I went six years I was surprised to find it hadn't healed up lol. Just a few cobwebs haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My last shag was in march

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought 3 days was bad enough !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its the next shag that counts - I never ever look backwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if helps i gone 12 hours now and it killing me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"if helps i gone 12 hours now and it killing me

Yep that's not helping one bit! Lol

Aaarrrrggghhhhhh I need a woman!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've gone 30 minutes now but I'm still quivering

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, you have a lovely face and your eyes are very appealing.

Get out and go to the socials, go to clubs and get yourself known.

Send witty messages and I am sure the meets will begin to happen.

I found that it takes about 18 months before you lose the craving for sex so you've a way to go before you stop wanting it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP you have a wicked smile ~ keep smiling, get yourself to a club or social and I'm sure you'll turn a corner

but you know what sex isn't the be all and end all..x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok time for you all to take the mickey now but I haven't had sex since August last year! Any thoughts!

I'm going to regret this!

Sure you've had sex! Just been by yourself!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'd get more in prison. Can't you nick a car of something?

Me as well.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Just in case anyone needs a social to attend... http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/events/271567

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm saying nothing

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