I just had to share with everyone.
I never thought I could blow my own nose.
Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !
Any other 'ladies' full of it ?
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"I don't think I've ever been so confused in my life."
Don't be.
Once you've done it to a woman and made her realise that oozing bodily fluids all over the place is your speciality you will have it made ! |
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"I just had to share with everyone.
I never thought I could blow my own nose.
Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !
Any other 'ladies' full of it ?
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Hahaha well funny! I know what you're talking in reference to haha  |
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"I just had to share with everyone.
I never thought I could blow my own nose.
Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !
Any other 'ladies' full of it ?
Hahaha well funny! I know what you're talking in reference to haha "
Aren't you a clever young man x |
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"I just had to share with everyone.
I never thought I could blow my own nose.
Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !
Any other 'ladies' full of it ?
Hahaha well funny! I know what you're talking in reference to haha "
You wait until she tells you what comes out of her ears when someone gives her a wet willy  |
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"I just had to share with everyone.
I never thought I could blow my own nose.
Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !
Any other 'ladies' full of it ?
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"I just had to share with everyone.
I never thought I could blow my own nose.
Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !
Any other 'ladies' full of it ?
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I can do it. Every woman can you just need a guy who knows what he's doing. Some people say it's snot but they are just plain wrong |
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"dunno whether to laugh or cry
Awwww can't you snort ? Course you can you just need the right man to show you how."
got the right guy - dunno if either of us have a clue - in the words of timon and pumba - whats going on here |
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"I just had to share with everyone.
I never thought I could blow my own nose.
Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !
Any other 'ladies' full of it ?
I can do it. Every woman can you just need a guy who knows what he's doing. Some people say it's snot but they are just plain wrong"
mine's not snot. Doesn't smell like snot,doesn't taste like snot. Plus it's clear |
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"I wonder what would have happened if he'd had a wank and shot his load up your nostrils  "
I can tell you what happens here. Your eyes water and you run for a tissue  |
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"I just had to share with everyone.
I never thought I could blow my own nose.
Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !
Any other 'ladies' full of it ?
I can do it. Every woman can you just need a guy who knows what he's doing. Some people say it's snot but they are just plain wrong
mine's not snot. Doesn't smell like snot,doesn't taste like snot. Plus it's clear "
You tasted it ? |
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I will often use the bridge of my nose during oral sex, in fact sometimes I use my nose more than my tongue... I was thinking of a phrase for it, you know, like you have a tit wank or a hand job. What could I call using your nose to stimulate a lady? Well, fuck knows! (Knows - sounds like nose... Fuck nose)
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"pure gold 
Is that when someone has a wank into a box of Terry's All Gold? "
Nearly Tina .... It's when there are no more chocs in the box, It's dry and barren and like sandpaper....
Along comes SuperrrrrFingers , wiggles two digits in the empty carton and WHOOSH .....the whole fucking room is sprayed with Coffee Revels ! |
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"I just had to share with everyone.
I never thought I could blow my own nose.
Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !
Any other 'ladies' full of it ?
I can do it. Every woman can you just need a guy who knows what he's doing. Some people say it's snot but they are just plain wrong"
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I did have a guy that stuck his tongue up my nostrils once,nothing came out so I can't be full of it
