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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am being bought a pussy pump as a gift. Not wanting to sound thick or naive but what the hell is one of them?  "
Its a lot like a cock pump but for a vagina. |
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By *nigmatic1 OP Woman
over a year ago
A seaside town near you! |
"I am being bought a pussy pump as a gift. Not wanting to sound thick or naive but what the hell is one of them?
Its a lot like a cock pump but for a vagina."
Not sure I like the sound of that  what if it pulls it off!  |
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Imagine an alien latched onto your labia and sucking like a cyclone.
All the blood in your body surges to your fanny.
When the alien finally lets go your fanny looks like it's entered a Pete Burns look alike competition but your just glad you never burst open.
Supposedly the extra blood in your fan wah makes you uber horny.
Personally I just like the total dirtiness of it ..... you get bored of it like everything else....
Looks like a gas mask but dont put it on your face in public ......okay ? |
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By *nigmatic1 OP Woman
over a year ago
A seaside town near you! |
"Imagine an alien latched onto your labia and sucking like a cyclone.
All the blood in your body surges to your fanny.
When the alien finally lets go your fanny looks like it's entered a Pete Burns look alike competition but your just glad you never burst open.
Supposedly the extra blood in your fan wah makes you uber horny.
Personally I just like the total dirtiness of it ..... you get bored of it like everything else....
Looks like a gas mask but dont put it on your face in public ......okay ?"
Bloody hell!! I think this might become an unwanted gift ! |
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By *not69Man
over a year ago
Burnley |
"Imagine an alien latched onto your labia and sucking like a cyclone.
All the blood in your body surges to your fanny.
When the alien finally lets go your fanny looks like it's entered a Pete Burns look alike competition but your just glad you never burst open.
Supposedly the extra blood in your fan wah makes you uber horny.
Personally I just like the total dirtiness of it ..... you get bored of it like everything else....
Looks like a gas mask but dont put it on your face in public ......okay ?"
Oh thats soo funny |
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