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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If the government brought in a licence for swingers consisting of theory and a practical test.
What tests should be conducted?
Lubrication."
active or passive ? |
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"If the government brought in a licence for swingers consisting of theory and a practical test.
What tests should be conducted?
Lubrication.
active or passive ?"
Active suspension
plus
Direct injection
ps good thread, you want an examiner just  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If the government brought in a licence for swingers consisting of theory and a practical test.
What tests should be conducted?
Lubrication.
active or passive ?
Active suspension
plus
Direct injection
ps good thread, you want an examiner just "
need more than one if of male species - they don't all last the gruelling tests |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Achieving and maintaining a hard on would be paramount. A 30min erection test would be the first step for men 
surely could be cheated with viagra?
that would be like having to wear your specs when driving ... 
only if you take viagra all the time!"
sorry officer I cant blow - forgot my pills ? |
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That's a bit like dogging but you take yer Yorkie terrier.
he he he "
I was in Court once for shagging a dog. The judge said "Really, mr mushroom, how low can a man sink"
"I've had a dachshund , your honour"
And 12 months. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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That's a bit like dogging but you take yer Yorkie terrier.
he he he
I was in Court once for shagging a dog. The judge said "Really, mr mushroom, how low can a man sink"
"I've had a dachshund , your honour"
And 12 months. "
an entire mug of tea... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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That's a bit like dogging but you take yer Yorkie terrier.
he he he
I was in Court once for shagging a dog. The judge said "Really, mr mushroom, how low can a man sink"
"I've had a dachshund , your honour"
And 12 months.
an entire mug of tea... "
on my lap!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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0 to 20 in 3 ooohs
the clue is : cm
mc2
thats the second reference to Einstein tonite
he wasn't yer uncle was he? "
think he fathered that Tollenberg |
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0 to 20 in 3 ooohs
the clue is : cm
mc2
thats the second reference to Einstein tonite
he wasn't yer uncle was he?
think he fathered that Tollenberg "
yep, making sure your "vehicle" is good and horny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
0 to 20 in 3 ooohs
the clue is : cm
mc2
thats the second reference to Einstein tonite
he wasn't yer uncle was he?
think he fathered that Tollenberg
yep, making sure your "vehicle" is good and horny"
chassis in excellent condition - body in need of minor touches |
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0 to 20 in 3 ooohs
the clue is : cm
mc2
thats the second reference to Einstein tonite
he wasn't yer uncle was he?
think he fathered that Tollenberg
yep, making sure your "vehicle" is good and horny
chassis in excellent condition - body in need of minor touches "
i see the twin headlights are in fine fettle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
0 to 20 in 3 ooohs
the clue is : cm
mc2
thats the second reference to Einstein tonite
he wasn't yer uncle was he?
think he fathered that Tollenberg
yep, making sure your "vehicle" is good and horny
chassis in excellent condition - body in need of minor touches
i see the twin headlights are in fine fettle"
shining at some distance to illuminate fine tackle? |
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0 to 20 in 3 ooohs
the clue is : cm
mc2
thats the second reference to Einstein tonite
he wasn't yer uncle was he?
think he fathered that Tollenberg
yep, making sure your "vehicle" is good and horny
chassis in excellent condition - body in need of minor touches
i see the twin headlights are in fine fettle
shining at some distance to illuminate fine tackle?"
certainly do stand out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
0 to 20 in 3 ooohs
the clue is : cm
mc2
thats the second reference to Einstein tonite
he wasn't yer uncle was he?
think he fathered that Tollenberg
yep, making sure your "vehicle" is good and horny
chassis in excellent condition - body in need of minor touches
i see the twin headlights are in fine fettle
shining at some distance to illuminate fine tackle?
certainly do stand out"
what waste being covered by that shroud;-) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But of course, no matter how good you car and its specifications,if your navigation is not upto scratch you will fail.
Now if i could only remember how to find my way to that Clitoris place.
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Past Mons pubis, usually easy to find in favourable weather conditions, take road straight ahead but slow down at dual carriageway as surface likely to be slippery even in summer. Careful not to over"shoot" as road suddenly presenting with major pothole |
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But of course, no matter how good you car and its specifications,if your navigation is not upto scratch you will fail.
Now if i could only remember how to find my way to that Clitoris place.
Past Mons pubis, usually easy to find in favourable weather conditions, take road straight ahead but slow down at dual carriageway as surface likely to be slippery even in summer. Careful not to over"shoot" as road suddenly presenting with major pothole "
ty kind lady, any tunnel(s) i have to pass through? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But of course, no matter how good you car and its specifications,if your navigation is not upto scratch you will fail.
Now if i could only remember how to find my way to that Clitoris place.
Past Mons pubis, usually easy to find in favourable weather conditions, take road straight ahead but slow down at dual carriageway as surface likely to be slippery even in summer. Careful not to over"shoot" as road suddenly presenting with major pothole
ty kind lady, any tunnel(s) i have to pass through?"
on this route you tend to bypass the "uro"-tunnel - only to do a quick u-turn and approach it from the other direction |
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Checked on
Three point turn
Emergency stop
Health and safety (how to put a condom on)
How to do a full body maitenance
How to gauge a cock size
Making sure you know the right place to put your "petrol"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Checked on
Three point turn
Emergency stop
Health and safety (how to put a condom on)
How to do a full body maitenance
How to gauge a cock size
Making sure you know the right place to put your "petrol"
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How do you " gauge" and what tool do you suggest? |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
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the test should consist of :-
showing a full understanding of what buttons to push
knowing exactly what goes where and why
showing respect for other user's
a full oral test
followed by a full and extensive practical test to be carried out over a 24 hour period
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"the test should consist of :-
showing a full understanding of what buttons to push
knowing exactly what goes where and why
showing respect for other user's
a full oral test
followed by a full and extensive practical test to be carried out over a 24 hour period
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And who is the senior examiner who would also check out your gearbox? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?
i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks
nothing worse than a flooded carburettor "
get yourself some fuel injectors |
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"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?
i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks
nothing worse than a flooded carburettor get yourself some fuel injectors"
direct, multi spark |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?
i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks
nothing worse than a flooded carburettor get yourself some fuel injectors
Is the gap right?
direct, multi spark"
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"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?
i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks
nothing worse than a flooded carburettor get yourself some fuel injectors
Is the gap right?
direct, multi spark"
perfect, purrs like a good un |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?
i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks
nothing worse than a flooded carburettor get yourself some fuel injectors
Is the gap right?
direct, multi spark
perfect, purrs like a good un"
they need regular attention ...and your HT leads |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?
i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks
nothing worse than a flooded carburettor get yourself some fuel injectors
Is the gap right?
direct, multi spark
perfect, purrs like a good un"
they need regular attention ...and your HT leads |
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"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?
i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks
nothing worse than a flooded carburettor get yourself some fuel injectors
Is the gap right?
direct, multi spark
perfect, purrs like a good un
they need regular attention ...and your HT leads"
regular? regular, high octane here my dearie ( oops, mistake )
HT leads?, fine three weeks out of four, then they misfire  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?
i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks
nothing worse than a flooded carburettor get yourself some fuel injectors
Is the gap right?
direct, multi spark
perfect, purrs like a good un
they need regular attention ...and your HT leads
regular? regular, high octane here my dearie ( oops, mistake )
HT leads?, fine three weeks out of four, then they misfire "
there is high and then there is really high lol... 105 octane avgas? Or are you insinuating you are a top fueller...;-) |
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"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?
i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks
nothing worse than a flooded carburettor get yourself some fuel injectors
Is the gap right?
direct, multi spark
perfect, purrs like a good un
they need regular attention ...and your HT leads
regular? regular, high octane here my dearie ( oops, mistake )
HT leads?, fine three weeks out of four, then they misfire
there is high and then there is really high lol... 105 octane avgas? Or are you insinuating you are a top fueller...;-)"
top fuel .... hot rod
only one way to find out ..... play
more like Ferris Bueller  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?
i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks
nothing worse than a flooded carburettor get yourself some fuel injectors
Is the gap right?
direct, multi spark
perfect, purrs like a good un
they need regular attention ...and your HT leads
regular? regular, high octane here my dearie ( oops, mistake )
HT leads?, fine three weeks out of four, then they misfire
there is high and then there is really high lol... 105 octane avgas? Or are you insinuating you are a top fueller...;-)
top fuel .... hot rod
only one way to find out ..... play
more like Ferris Bueller "
Hot rod? Was thinking more Dragster...lol |
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"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?
i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks
nothing worse than a flooded carburettor get yourself some fuel injectors
Is the gap right?
direct, multi spark
perfect, purrs like a good un
they need regular attention ...and your HT leads
regular? regular, high octane here my dearie ( oops, mistake )
HT leads?, fine three weeks out of four, then they misfire
there is high and then there is really high lol... 105 octane avgas? Or are you insinuating you are a top fueller...;-)
top fuel .... hot rod
only one way to find out ..... play
more like Ferris Bueller
Hot rod? Was thinking more Dragster...lol "
you've been through my wardrobe again haven't you, i knew it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?
i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks
nothing worse than a flooded carburettor get yourself some fuel injectors
Is the gap right?
direct, multi spark
perfect, purrs like a good un
they need regular attention ...and your HT leads
regular? regular, high octane here my dearie ( oops, mistake )
HT leads?, fine three weeks out of four, then they misfire
there is high and then there is really high lol... 105 octane avgas? Or are you insinuating you are a top fueller...;-)
top fuel .... hot rod
only one way to find out ..... play
more like Ferris Bueller
Hot rod? Was thinking more Dragster...lol
you've been through my wardrobe again haven't you, i knew it"
actually I am still there.. and guess what i found |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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you've been through my wardrobe again haven't you, i knew it
actually I am still there.. and guess what i found
not my Per Uno leather collection?"
His and hers...tight or what ...
Tackle? Cant quite see - its dark in here.. Lights, camera action please |
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you've been through my wardrobe again haven't you, i knew it
actually I am still there.. and guess what i found
not my Per Uno leather collection?
His and hers...tight or what ...
Tackle? Cant quite see - its dark in here.. Lights, camera action please"
tight in all the wrong places lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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you've been through my wardrobe again haven't you, i knew it
actually I am still there.. and guess what i found
not my Per Uno leather collection?
His and hers...tight or what ...
Tackle? Cant quite see - its dark in here.. Lights, camera action please
tight in all the wrong places lol "
Tight = Might |
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