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over a year ago
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"Every night from this day forward you will be awoken from your sleep by the ghost of that snail as you feel it slithering under your sheets."
and awaken every morning with a snail trail on the bedsheets  |
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over a year ago
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Last time I went to the cinema, I noticed a snail sitting in the chair next to me.
So I asked the Snail "What are you doing at the movies?"
The snail replied, "Well, I liked the book."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last time I went to the cinema, I noticed a snail sitting in the chair next to me.
So I asked the Snail "What are you doing at the movies?"
The snail replied, "Well, I liked the book."
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was sitting watching telly one sunday morning and heard a faint chapping at the door,i opened it and here was a snail looking up at me,so i said"fuck off" and kicked it down the path.
a fortnight later heard the faint chapping again,opened the door and looked down and here was the same snail looking up at me, and he said"what the fuck was that all about?" |
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"I'm sorry that you came to an untimely death of me accidentally stepping on you and squashing you which lead you to your death...I hope that it was not too much of a slimy painful death.. "
Aw bless
hate killing anything. i even move snails off the driveway before driving off. I'm such a weirdo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last time I went to the cinema, I noticed a snail sitting in the chair next to me.
So I asked the Snail "What are you doing at the movies?"
The snail replied, "Well, I liked the book."
was sitting watching telly one sunday morning and heard a faint chapping at the door,i opened it and here was a snail looking up at me,so i said"fuck off" and kicked it down the path.
a fortnight later heard the faint chapping again,opened the door and looked down and here was the same snail looking up at me, and he said"what the fuck was that all about?" "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last time I went to the cinema, I noticed a snail sitting in the chair next to me.
So I asked the Snail "What are you doing at the movies?"
The snail replied, "Well, I liked the book."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope it didnt have kids xx"
aarrrghhh! probably about 300....
someone in work said this to me when i ran over a mouse. as if i wasn't already traumatised enough |
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"I'm sorry that you came to an untimely death of me accidentally stepping on you and squashing you which lead you to your death...I hope that it was not too much of a slimy painful death.. "
Every sympathy. .. yesterday I did the garden. .. don't like killing them... I collected them and took them to them park to release them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You fry that sucker in some butter, garlic and a little parsley.
That's good eating!
(P.S please don't do this, I would hate for anyone to get food poisoning or even worse Schistosomiasis) |
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