amusing signs

By *uke olovingman OP Man over a year ago

Gravesend

1. Over a gynaecologist's office

: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

2. On a plumbers van: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

3. In a vet's waiting room: "Be

back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

4. Door of a plastic surgeon's office

: "We can help you pick your nose!"

5. On an electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

6. In a non-smoking area: "If we see

smoke, we will assume you are on fire

and extinguish you."

7. On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

8. At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,

you've come to the right place."

9. At the entrance to a funeral company: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."