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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

for a bit of lighthearted fun and banter, suggest something totally irrelevant to the last post, here goes. the weathers nice so im going to cut the grass!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I am thinking about botox around my eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hull 0 V 3 Arsenal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

the paint was the wrong colour so I went to nandos instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look at me!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

A just came in from the garden with a tiny blue tit chick in his hands that he'd rescued from the cat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like tomato sauce on bread. X

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Don't do it View.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nigella's on BBC

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I've decided I am sadly lacking in purple lingerie and plan on remedying this next payday.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

I want a big fat juicy cock and a hole to fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've decided I am sadly lacking in purple lingerie and plan on remedying this next payday."

Don't forget the pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't like fish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If youre happy and you know it clap your hands xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't like spiders

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I am thinking about botox around my Jap's eye"

Outrageous

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If youre happy and you know it clap your hands xx"

Who did the first person to text say?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still abandoned and it sucks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have tried,

But i can never squeeze it in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been summoned to fix a laptop again, Dont they realise theres Football on

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone for a strawberry smoothie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a limpet has two penises that in equivelent terms would give a human male a reproductive organ 50 feet long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just farted and had an anal prolapse...but its the smell thats killing me and not the fact my arse is at my ankles and the pain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When i die i want to come back as a Ladies Bicycle seat.

Gimp

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I have never experienced gymnophoria although I may have caused it in numerous others.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once took diving lessons and never came back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once took diving lessons and never came back"
Always go toiled up with a plank

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would suggest you rewrite your profile and add that you are into rubber knickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once took diving lessons and never came backAlways go toiled up with a plank

Her"

is toil an Irish tool?

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

up the arsenal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

lady ga ga wants to be that G.U.Y, again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does my bum look big in this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why would anyone eat liver ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once took diving lessons and never came backAlways go toiled up with a plank

Her

is toil an Irish tool?"

atall atall begorrah

Gimp

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By *owboy BebopMan over a year ago

Glasgow

I've got a bike, its got a basket and a bell,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wee-ee-ee-e-he

he-ee-ee-ee-ee

um-um-buway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

did you know Florence Nightingale invented the Pie Graph?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The best pie graphs are steak and kidney flavoured.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

for fucksake clean that arsepipe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one can see me lying here naked in my garden

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By *picyspiregirlCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

Bacon. That is all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red Stripe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Milk no sugar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

conniefuckernus

great woman

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i am just off down the chippie... anyone fancy anything??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

3,2,1 bungeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

time to burn rubber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you think it's feasible to farm wilderbeast, so many of them and what with the world food shortage etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can i really go out and drink again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

40 minutes in the sun is enough for me

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