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Worst thing to stand on?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Broken glass?
6 inch nail?
Venomous stone fish?
Walking over hot coal?
No none of the above!!
ITS EFFING LEGO!!!! Middle of night go to check kids, stand on said evil piece of lego loads of pain fall on floor then wake kid up and he starts crying coz I scared him! Takes ages going back asleep, and I'm walking around with a sore foot.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ouch , Top tip , pick up all kids toys before you go to bed lol
Stonefish is the worst pain known to man according to Billy Connolly  "
He has never stood on my son's lego chima! I would take a stone fish and laugh at it. |
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I stood on an upturned broken bottle on a beach once. It was buried in the sand neck down and just a shard was sticking up (which I obviously didn't see). It went between my toes and wasn't pleasant I can tell you!
Other than that, I agree with Lego - pure agony! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A plug.
I do it regularly because I'm very clumsy and it's made even worse by the fact several toes on one of my feet were almost severed off completely when I was a kid so it hurts, hurts a bit more and also makes me cringe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My advice. If using a disposable BBQ this weekend. Never ever ever stand on the place where it has been lit for fookin hours. That's just about the most painful thing I ever stood on.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I did once throw up on the floor absolutely d*unk (teenage years) my sister came to wake me up in morning stood in it and screamed at me telling me to clean it up. It was in her toes and I did chuckle. Till I had to scrape the floor. |
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Lego is evil! The plug thing isn't pleasant either.
Though the worse thing I ever stood on was slimy sea at Margate beach as the tide was going out it was everywhere and I just stood screaming till my dad came and carried me back to the beach  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broken glass?
6 inch nail?
Venomous stone fish?
Walking over hot coal?
No none of the above!!
ITS EFFING LEGO!!!! Middle of night go to check kids, stand on said evil piece of lego loads of pain fall on floor then wake kid up and he starts crying coz I scared him! Takes ages going back asleep, and I'm walking around with a sore foot.
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Absolutley spot on. done this a few times. Its that bad it wld bring tears to a grown man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broken glass?
6 inch nail?
Venomous stone fish?
Walking over hot coal?
No none of the above!!
ITS EFFING LEGO!!!! Middle of night go to check kids, stand on said evil piece of lego loads of pain fall on floor then wake kid up and he starts crying coz I scared him! Takes ages going back asleep, and I'm walking around with a sore foot.
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i can top it.
oth getting ready to go to a social, i think.
V straightening her hair, me just out the shower.
walk in the bedroom, step on the plug for said straighteners, nearly fall over, step on her shoe, topple over, hold onto the door handle to steady myself, which comes off in my bloody hand! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An upside down plug can be pretty painful "
I do this more than I would like. The other thing that hurts like a bitch is if I've just thrown a belt/jeans on the floor the night before and the prong bit is sticking up. That's happened a few times and isn't very pleasant first thing in the morning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friends dog once brought a hedgehog in through the cat flap and left it by the side of the bed next to her dad!! He got up in the night for a wee......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An upside down plug can be pretty painful
No. It can be fucking agony! "
Too right. I remember accidently standing on an upside down plug with the heel of my right foot. I could't walk on it properly for a while as it really hurt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cousins husband works in a sports centre in Kirkby. He and a colleague came out after work to a load of kids shouting to kick the ball back. Cousins husband and friend went to kick it, and being funny cousins husband tripped co worker up so he could get to ball first, back to kids. All good until he realised that the little gems had two bricks on top of each other inside the football skin and he tried to put the perfect cross in back to them. Result was three broken toes six kids running away laughing their heads off. And co worker saying " if you hadn't tripped me up I would have got there first"!!
Not quite a stepping on story but funny. |
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Never stood on a plug, but its up there with not wanting to get stung of a bee.
Banging my toe is bad enough, without puncture wounds.
