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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Right here goes .

I have just been to the hairdresers to get me hair cut . ( well thats where yer go apparently ) Anyway . A cut was £ 6.50 . ( mmmm thats not bad I hear you all saying ) Well I agree BUT . I am 52 and have a ever receding hairline . Gone are the days when I'm flicking the fringe out my eyes . Well . There was this young guy who had been getting his flowing locks and thick bouncy hair cut 10 mins before I sat down too get my my bit of hair cut . And I was probably home . Showered and had me dinner before she finished his . So cannot be fair that I pay

The same as him

I think the prices should be £ 6.50 with a

Fringe . £4 without . Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tight Arse

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is £2.50 really going to break the bank lol

Wish it was £6.50 for my haircut haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

£6.50 Is that all? You men don't know you're born

I had mine cut on Thursday and as you know Mr Tosh, my hair is short too but it cost 3 times that much. I'm well aware that's a bargain compared to some big named places though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

£6.50 sounds cheap mine is £11 and it only takes a few minutes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mines the best part of £45

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

I haven't had a haircut for about 15 months, and the last one I had I did it myself.

But as someone who always had long straight hair I objected to a trim costing me £35 or more when it only took five minutes and those around me were paying the same and their cuts took nearly an hour.

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"Right here goes .

I have just been to the hairdresers to get me hair cut . ( well thats where yer go apparently ) Anyway . A cut was £ 6.50 . ( mmmm thats not bad I hear you all saying ) Well I agree BUT . I am 52 and have a ever receding hairline . Gone are the days when I'm flicking the fringe out my eyes . Well . There was this young guy who had been getting his flowing locks and thick bouncy hair cut 10 mins before I sat down too get my my bit of hair cut . And I was probably home . Showered and had me dinner before she finished his . So cannot be fair that I pay

The same as him

I think the prices should be £ 6.50 with a

Fringe . £4 without . Rant over "

Point 1: Jesus Christ - if I could get just my fringe trimmed for that price I'd be well chuffed!

Point 2: If you were to take the rant to a logical extreme then you could apply the same rules to other types of hair removal - maybe charge for waxing by surface area?

That way madness lies. A flat fee (and a cheap one at that!) is preferable to fringe discrimination.

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By *dwalu2Couple  over a year ago

Bristol

What tip did ypu leave?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You should try living down south, minimum of £9 for a men's haircut!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha Men have it easy

Mines at least £30 for a cut and blow dry,but I do get my ear chewed off with all the gossip,a nice head massage and a cup of coffee,its a social event

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I found a hairdressers in York that costs £8.50 for a trim, so I go there. Most hairdressers charge huge amounts for cutting womens hair, as if its different to mens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right here goes .

I have just been to the hairdresers to get me hair cut . ( well thats where yer go apparently ) Anyway . A cut was £ 6.50 . ( mmmm thats not bad I hear you all saying ) Well I agree BUT . I am 52 and have a ever receding hairline . Gone are the days when I'm flicking the fringe out my eyes . Well . There was this young guy who had been getting his flowing locks and thick bouncy hair cut 10 mins before I sat down too get my my bit of hair cut . And I was probably home . Showered and had me dinner before she finished his . So cannot be fair that I pay

The same as him

I think the prices should be £ 6.50 with a

Fringe . £4 without . Rant over

Point 1: Jesus Christ - if I could get just my fringe trimmed for that price I'd be well chuffed!

Point 2: If you were to take the rant to a logical extreme then you could apply the same rules to other types of hair removal - maybe charge for waxing by surface area?

That way madness lies. A flat fee (and a cheap one at that!) is preferable to fringe discrimination. "

I would be chuffed to have a fringe

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Right here goes .

I have just been to the hairdresers to get me hair cut . ( well thats where yer go apparently ) Anyway . A cut was £ 6.50 . ( mmmm thats not bad I hear you all saying ) Well I agree BUT . I am 52 and have a ever receding hairline . Gone are the days when I'm flicking the fringe out my eyes . Well . There was this young guy who had been getting his flowing locks and thick bouncy hair cut 10 mins before I sat down too get my my bit of hair cut . And I was probably home . Showered and had me dinner before she finished his . So cannot be fair that I pay

The same as him

I think the prices should be £ 6.50 with a

Fringe . £4 without . Rant over "

You should of said, I would of bought my clippers and done it for free

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Smaller sized clothes should be less expensive too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What tip did ypu leave?"
Hull city to win 2. 1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right here goes .

I have just been to the hairdresers to get me hair cut . ( well thats where yer go apparently ) Anyway . A cut was £ 6.50 . ( mmmm thats not bad I hear you all saying ) Well I agree BUT . I am 52 and have a ever receding hairline . Gone are the days when I'm flicking the fringe out my eyes . Well . There was this young guy who had been getting his flowing locks and thick bouncy hair cut 10 mins before I sat down too get my my bit of hair cut . And I was probably home . Showered and had me dinner before she finished his . So cannot be fair that I pay

The same as him

I think the prices should be £ 6.50 with a

Fringe . £4 without . Rant over "

She probably fancied him

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Right here goes .

I have just been to the hairdresers to get me hair cut . ( well thats where yer go apparently ) Anyway . A cut was £ 6.50 . ( mmmm thats not bad I hear you all saying ) Well I agree BUT . I am 52 and have a ever receding hairline . Gone are the days when I'm flicking the fringe out my eyes . Well . There was this young guy who had been getting his flowing locks and thick bouncy hair cut 10 mins before I sat down too get my my bit of hair cut . And I was probably home . Showered and had me dinner before she finished his . So cannot be fair that I pay

The same as him

I think the prices should be £ 6.50 with a

Fringe . £4 without . Rant over

Point 1: Jesus Christ - if I could get just my fringe trimmed for that price I'd be well chuffed!

Point 2: If you were to take the rant to a logical extreme then you could apply the same rules to other types of hair removal - maybe charge for waxing by surface area?

That way madness lies. A flat fee (and a cheap one at that!) is preferable to fringe discrimination. "

I ho to the village hairdressers and get a trim for £3:50 and inbetween fringe trims are free.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right here goes .

I have just been to the hairdresers to get me hair cut . ( well thats where yer go apparently ) Anyway . A cut was £ 6.50 . ( mmmm thats not bad I hear you all saying ) Well I agree BUT . I am 52 and have a ever receding hairline . Gone are the days when I'm flicking the fringe out my eyes . Well . There was this young guy who had been getting his flowing locks and thick bouncy hair cut 10 mins before I sat down too get my my bit of hair cut . And I was probably home . Showered and had me dinner before she finished his . So cannot be fair that I pay

The same as him

I think the prices should be £ 6.50 with a

Fringe . £4 without . Rant over

You should of said, I would of bought my clippers and done it for free "

Far more important thing to concentrate on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll do it x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I won't say how much I pay but I fancy my head dresser so don't mind and I only get it cut about every 6 months.

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Right here goes .

I have just been to the hairdresers to get me hair cut . ( well thats where yer go apparently ) Anyway . A cut was £ 6.50 . ( mmmm thats not bad I hear you all saying ) Well I agree BUT . I am 52 and have a ever receding hairline . Gone are the days when I'm flicking the fringe out my eyes . Well . There was this young guy who had been getting his flowing locks and thick bouncy hair cut 10 mins before I sat down too get my my bit of hair cut . And I was probably home . Showered and had me dinner before she finished his . So cannot be fair that I pay

The same as him

I think the prices should be £ 6.50 with a

Fringe . £4 without . Rant over

You should of said, I would of bought my clippers and done it for free Far more important thing to concentrate on "

PPP and some f's

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Me mams side of the family come from Hull, but we never had dinner at 10 o'clock in the morning

Happy ranting tosh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right here goes .

I have just been to the hairdresers to get me hair cut . ( well thats where yer go apparently ) Anyway . A cut was £ 6.50 . ( mmmm thats not bad I hear you all saying ) Well I agree BUT . I am 52 and have a ever receding hairline . Gone are the days when I'm flicking the fringe out my eyes . Well . There was this young guy who had been getting his flowing locks and thick bouncy hair cut 10 mins before I sat down too get my my bit of hair cut . And I was probably home . Showered and had me dinner before she finished his . So cannot be fair that I pay

The same as him

I think the prices should be £ 6.50 with a

Fringe . £4 without . Rant over

You should of said, I would of bought my clippers and done it for free Far more important thing to concentrate on

PPP and some f's "

Yep

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"Smaller sized clothes should be less expensive too. "

They are! And don't get me started on bra prices when you get into the big boob range. Grrrrr (not in a good way).

I am feeling fractious today.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Smaller sized clothes should be less expensive too. "

do you have a death wish?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Me mams side of the family come from Hull, but we never had dinner at 10 o'clock in the morning

Happy ranting tosh "

I am a single guy it was a pot noodle

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Me mams side of the family come from Hull, but we never had dinner at 10 o'clock in the morning

Happy ranting tosh I am a single guy it was a pot noodle "

That's not what even a single guy (as I am as well) could describe as a food based product.

I will stop now and let you continue on your magnificent rant.

Do you do Pot Noodles in your cafe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smaller sized clothes should be less expensive too.

They are! And don't get me started on bra prices when you get into the big boob range. Grrrrr (not in a good way).

I am feeling fractious today. "

Lucky Fractious (odd name for someone tho )

Gimp

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

to keep small businesses alive, I 'd pay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Damn I would of done it Tosh ! And if you have a parting in your fringe, its free as long as I get a beef and tomatoe

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Damn I would of done it Tosh ! And if you have a parting in your fringe, its free as long as I get a beef and tomatoe

Her"

I I have a departing fringe . I would give you a bit of beef anytime

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

This is the best thread if the day so far

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So you're suggesting prices based on levels of baldness! :P

hahaha

Great idea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So you're suggesting prices based on levels of baldness! :P

hahaha

Great idea!"

can't see the government passing a bill for it though

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

With my own ever increasing chipmonk I can only agree with ya but iv decided when its got to the full on monk look whitch isn't gona be to long now its going to be razer time. I no im going to look a compleat twat but it's got to be better than the classic fly away im not really a bold twat look an beside im told bold is sexy least that's my story an im sticking to it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get over it us women spend a fortune on hair - - try buying a hat!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

£4........thats all in sayin

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I pay £20 to have my hair cut but I have paid well over £100 before

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn I would of done it Tosh ! And if you have a parting in your fringe, its free as long as I get a beef and tomatoe

HerI I have a departing fringe . I would give you a bit of beef anytime "

distance

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Damn I would of done it Tosh ! And if you have a parting in your fringe, its free as long as I get a beef and tomatoe

HerI I have a departing fringe . I would give you a bit of beef anytime distance "

I know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bought a decent set of clippers many years ago and keep mine short/shaved

Hmm thinking about it it's been at least 10 years since I paid anyone to polish my bonce up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I shouldn't moan really cause I save £££££ on shampoo . Nowadays I can wash me hair with a flannel

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

how much was a shave .. if less than 6.50 get your head shaved next time

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Get a pair of clippers and buzz over ya bonce on a No 5! Sorted!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tight Arse

Gimp"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

£2.50 was finder's fee for seeking your hair.

Couldn't you have given her vouchers for Toshn's café?

It costs me a fiver where I go, but the cut is rubbish.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"Right here goes .

I have just been to the hairdresers to get me hair cut . ( well thats where yer go apparently ) Anyway . A cut was £ 6.50 . ( mmmm thats not bad I hear you all saying ) Well I agree BUT . I am 52 and have a ever receding hairline . Gone are the days when I'm flicking the fringe out my eyes . Well . There was this young guy who had been getting his flowing locks and thick bouncy hair cut 10 mins before I sat down too get my my bit of hair cut . And I was probably home . Showered and had me dinner before she finished his . So cannot be fair that I pay

The same as him

I think the prices should be £ 6.50 with a

Fringe . £4 without . Rant over "

am feeling where ya coming from! I got propa short hair, if i went and got a full head coloured at hair dressers, they would charge me the same as a woman with long hair! So... I just do it myself for a £5! I aint paying no £75 Damn liberty!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"£2.50 was finder's fee for seeking your hair.

Couldn't you have given her vouchers for Toshn's café?

It costs me a fiver where I go, but the cut is rubbish. "

I did give her vouchers for a Tosh's special but she sussed out me cafe was closed . Biach

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

invest in some hair clippers need never worry about being ripped off again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I only have 3 hairs on the top of my head

I said I want 1 to the left

1 to the right

And 1 down the middle

She tried it and 1 fell out .

So I said . Just put 1 to the left

And one to the right

She tried that and another 1 fell out

I said " Fuck it just leave it scuffy "

I won't give up the day job

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple  over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

i like a shaved headed man...

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"i like a shaved headed man... "
yeap... Me too! Delish!

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