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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I struggled to walk last week. I was on my knees a lot. One man thought I was having a heart attack, I'm assuming he's never actually seen someone having one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im sure i read somewhere years ago sonera American bloke had a heart attack and nearly crushed the poor girl he was fucking but think its urban legend"
it's hardly the same thing as having 'a cock to die for'
I'm imagining exterminator cock man  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"My mate had a heart attack while playing foursomes and grippng his stiff shat.
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Not surprisingly we had to concede the Golf match,
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*stiff shaft |
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By *iss69Man
over a year ago
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"Lol I came close! Well had full body orgasm and nearly passed out 
these are amazing - worried him the first one i had "
Don't think ave had a full body orgasm, what does it entail? sounds quite orgasmic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"dropped dead from having the best fuck ever?
Surely if someone dropped dead from the best shag ever. They wouldn't be able to post it on here or tell anyone about it as they'd be dead  "
this has already been pointed out and I didn't reply to that post either as it's not a serious post  |
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