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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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True story this one and I've never forgotten it and never will..
When I was 19 I was in a supermarket with my uncle buying lunch, I bought an apple, a sandwich and a yogurt..
When I got to the check out I asked the lady serving for a "foon" instead of a spoon, confusing a fork for a spoon and mixing the two words..
My uncle laughed and called me a clown..
I then said "there's a technical term for that you know, mixing words like that is called a spoonerism"
He then said "What? Why wouldn't it be called a forkerism?"
I then burst myself laughing and to this day he's never figured out why.. Hahaha! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Near fot mentle jaiden
For I know a slack bith
Who'll unlick the pock
To your bastity chelt...
*Jasper Carrot*"
Translates
Fear not gentle maiden
Fori know a black Smith
Who'll unpick the lock
To your chastity belt.
Good one  |
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"Near fot mentle jaiden
For I know a slack bith
Who'll unlick the pock
To your bastity chelt...
*Jasper Carrot*
Translates
Fear not gentle maiden
Fori know a black Smith
Who'll unpick the lock
To your chastity belt.
Good one "
Check out "Bastity Chelt" on Utube...   |
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