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Boasting about being the best fuck ever!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We have had a number of guys write to us recently claiming to be the best fuck ever!!
Only one of them at best can lay claim to that achievement.
In reality we ignore them - who wants to meet somebody with an ego like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing like blowing your own trumpet is there. Seeing as I like all manner of sexual deviances I doubt any man will best another. A better fuck for me is one who comes back again and again and it is as good or gets better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes as a single female, I can lick for hours..I will ruin you..I will be your first and last, you won't look elsewhere after me...I will fuck you so hard you will need an ambulance.
Yawn...all talk!
Her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"better than saying they are a lousy shag  "
Possibly not - at least that would make us smile whereas making the frankly preposterous claim to be the best ever just irritates. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just had one. . .from a 19 year old 'real man' (his words ), promising to be the best I've ever had . . . 
Really ? . . . Think not! "
The poor little boy. I hope you didn't puncture his delusions.
Bless his cotton socks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes as a single female, I can lick for hours..I will ruin you..I will be your first and last, you won't look elsewhere after me...I will fuck you so hard you will need an ambulance.
Yawn...all talk!
Her"
you promised you wouldnt tell anyone i sent that 
Gimp |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"better than saying they are a lousy shag
Possibly not - at least that would make us smile whereas making the frankly preposterous claim to be the best ever just irritates."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some think being able to fuck hard and fast is a deal clincher. I don't blame them if women write veris stating they were fucked hard and gushed everywhere |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"Some think being able to fuck hard and fast is a deal clincher. I don't blame them if women write veris stating they were fucked hard and gushed everywhere "
you are right, the verifications 'wow, the best fuck ever', 'wow she is the hottest wife on Fab'.
it all's an ego stroke..
but harmless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never had a message like that. 
"You're the best shag ever"
There ya go. "
"I've never had a message like that.
Your the best thing I've never had  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes as a single female, I can lick for hours..I will ruin you..I will be your first and last, you won't look elsewhere after me...I will fuck you so hard you will need an ambulance.
Yawn...all talk!
Her
you promised you wouldnt tell anyone i sent that
Gimp "
Bad girl 
Blabber mouth mandy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just had one. . .from a 19 year old 'real man' (his words ), promising to be the best I've ever had . . .
Really ? . . . Think not!
The poor little boy. I hope you didn't puncture his delusions.
Bless his cotton socks."
Politely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would never make such a claim, after all, most women would decide against meeting me, knowing the rest of their sex life would be a huge disappointment  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks like us single guys are missing out on all these great messages no one sends me such things 
Beg, it works for me
Gimp"
Ok erm pls pls oh forget it can't be bothered  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks like us single guys are missing out on all these great messages no one sends me such things
Beg, it works for me
Gimp
Ok erm pls pls oh forget it can't be bothered "
Longest as in length of member or length of time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For me it's the profile, you know saying, some are good but I'm better, seem to have a massive ego.
If they chat it's always about them.
very self absorbed.  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Some talk the talk. Others walk the walk.
Anyone for a stroll?
Only if we can go shopping at the same time and show a casual disregard for fashion victims. "
Sounds like a plan. As long as we can pop into Harvey Nicks during Happy Hour for cocktails. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I stood in the bedroom naked and my wife said, "Whatever happened to that huge fat cock that used to fuck Me senseless?",
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" We got a new milkman" I replied. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I've never had a message like that.
Check your verifications, numbnuts!
Oh, so it wasn't a joke? "
The phrasing and language was most certainly a joke. Various sentiments may not have been totally tongue in cheek. I'll let you guess which.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol I've had guys tell me they are the best shag where I reply women are good at faking honey, then it's goes to you fat bitch blah blah bollocks!
I'm only great if the person I'm with listens to my body rather than just banging away |
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I think competing best fuck evers should be made to fuck each other, and we can all judge just who is the best fuck, unless one of them submits and quits his claim. Have a rolling monthly best fuck fuck-out between em all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think competing best fuck evers should be made to fuck each other, and we can all judge just who is the best fuck, unless one of them submits and quits his claim. Have a rolling monthly best fuck fuck-out between em all. "
*gets bucket of mud* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I believe I would be a superb fuck.... as long as you dont mind stopping every ten mins to rub my knees...oh and my wheezing can be a bit off putting. Not to mention my over active ball sack sweat gland |
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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago
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I dont get this thread.....surely ..the best fuck ever is a two way thing....I mean if one or other is liying there like a wet matress it aint gonna happen is it.
When yer willy is challenging her kidneys for space and her nails digging furrows of flesh from your back then....mmmmmm maybe. |
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