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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know the saying Once you have seen one cock you have seen them all? Not true!
Cocks are as different as faces. Trust me I see a LOT of cock. (Job)
So I was perving cock pictures the other day (as you do) and thought I would give you guys a heads up as to what I am hoping to see. So here are some DO's and DON'Ts when Mr. Cocky does a selfie. 
What I want to see is Erect stand alone Wowness!
Do not ever pose flaccid.
Do not hold it with two fingers squeezing it best you can. (Looks tiny)
ALWAYS Trim, shave or waxed! (Will look bigger)
Do not super impose it to make it look bigger or longer. (Be honest)
If you are holding it in your fist I am going to think (Struggles to keep it up)
If you need a rubberband around it to keep it erect then I am not going to be impressed either.
One more thing guys, If you have a pic of you penetrating some other woman from behind PLEASE dot out her piles first! 
I tell you this with the best intentions I hope you will undersand I am trying to help us all. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Op,, You re aware you will be sent many pictures of cocks now 
I sent my wife a picture of my flaccid penis, 
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I wanted her to know I was thinking of her,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mixture on mine....mostly action shots (no piles) and erect (no hands). Full body shot sorta flaccid (sorry).... But trying to give an overall view for folks.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know the saying Once you have seen one cock you have seen them all? Not true!
Cocks are as different as faces. Trust me I see a LOT of cock. (Job)
So I was perving cock pictures the other day (as you do) and thought I would give you guys a heads up as to what I am hoping to see. So here are some DO's and DON'Ts when Mr. Cocky does a selfie.
What I want to see is Erect stand alone Wowness!
Do not ever pose flaccid.
Do not hold it with two fingers squeezing it best you can. (Looks tiny)
ALWAYS Trim, shave or waxed! (Will look bigger)
Do not super impose it to make it look bigger or longer. (Be honest)
If you are holding it in your fist I am going to think (Struggles to keep it up)
If you need a rubberband around it to keep it erect then I am not going to be impressed either.
One more thing guys, If you have a pic of you penetrating some other woman from behind PLEASE dot out her piles first!
I tell you this with the best intentions I hope you will undersand I am trying to help us all. "
nice lmfao x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know the saying Once you have seen one cock you have seen them all? Not true!
Cocks are as different as faces. Trust me I see a LOT of cock. (Job)
So I was perving cock pictures the other day (as you do) and thought I would give you guys a heads up as to what I am hoping to see. So here are some DO's and DON'Ts when Mr. Cocky does a selfie.
What I want to see is Erect stand alone Wowness!
Do not ever pose flaccid.
Do not hold it with two fingers squeezing it best you can. (Looks tiny)
ALWAYS Trim, shave or waxed! (Will look bigger)
Do not super impose it to make it look bigger or longer. (Be honest)
If you are holding it in your fist I am going to think (Struggles to keep it up)
If you need a rubberband around it to keep it erect then I am not going to be impressed either.
One more thing guys, If you have a pic of you penetrating some other woman from behind PLEASE dot out her piles first!
I tell you this with the best intentions I hope you will undersand I am trying to help us all. "
I've always liked Marilyn Monroe.  |
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