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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
Love is such a strong word and am even stronger force. We don't choose to love someone. Love chooses us. I can safely say who I care for on this site and I have been chatting to them off here. I will even add I have a soft spot for them as well as a crush and they know who they are   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Luvee Luvee long time
Fifty Dolla
Gimp 
I'm short on cash. Would you accept £2.74 and an old B&Q receipt?"
All Beer tokens are negotiable at today's exchange rate
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I agree with the OP although it's just sex so no hand holding and candle lit dinners - you get a thigh stroke and a costa.  "
Been ages since I last had my thigh stroked in Costa  |
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"I agree with the OP although it's just sex so no hand holding and candle lit dinners - you get a thigh stroke and a costa.
Been ages since I last had my thigh stroked in Costa "
An advantage of being bi means you get a thigh stroke. Ya needy sod! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have 4 loves to give away today. 
Simply send me a hamburger shot in a message and you will receive one love FREE.
Offer ends tonight, dinosaur cock shot for first applicant. HURRY!"
What!!! You have FREE loves? I pay my weekly membership fee to you on time and I've never even been offered a bonus love. |
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"I have 4 loves to give away today.
Simply send me a hamburger shot in a message and you will receive one love FREE.
Offer ends tonight, dinosaur cock shot for first applicant. HURRY!
What!!! You have FREE loves? I pay my weekly membership fee to you on time and I've never even been offered a bonus love."
Ah but just wait until your Christmas bonus!!! Double loves and you get your eggs nogged. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have 4 loves to give away today.
Simply send me a hamburger shot in a message and you will receive one love FREE.
Offer ends tonight, dinosaur cock shot for first applicant. HURRY!
What!!! You have FREE loves? I pay my weekly membership fee to you on time and I've never even been offered a bonus love.
Ah but just wait until your Christmas bonus!!! Double loves and you get your eggs nogged."
Christmas! 
I need to cancel my subscription. |
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