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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
A cock is a cock - not sure how you want it rated really? Aesthetically? Size (in comparison to what)? Girth to length ratio? Is it not your opinion that ultimately matters? A rather esoteric question for a Thursday teatime in all so a 'meh' is probably the best answer I can give. |
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By *D40Couple
over a year ago
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"A cock is a cock - not sure how you want it rated really? Aesthetically? Size (in comparison to what)? Girth to length ratio? Is it not your opinion that ultimately matters? A rather esoteric question for a Thursday teatime in all so a 'meh' is probably the best answer I can give."
Hmmm i have a chicken tikka masala cooking and to be honest i'd rather rate that cock based dinner right now. If i've said it once i said it a thousand times, once you've seen one they are all much of a much...
Now if anyone has a cock that splits in two at the top for a bit of DP then that would be worth rating  |
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Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. "
If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! |
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now.
If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs!"
I have no idea what you're talking about  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rate my cock out 10 thanks,just wondering wot people thought of it "
Bro!
Why do you give a fuck what people think of your dick?...
Are you happy with it or not?
Or do you have a narcissistic Penis?...  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now.
If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs!
I have no idea what you're talking about "
Sorry, I grew up in the country. They're breeds of chicken... |
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now.
If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs!
I have no idea what you're talking about
Sorry, I grew up in the country. They're breeds of chicken..."
Thought so. Tell me, are you country girls as dirty as I imagine. Yes I know it's a hijack but give a fuck, this was a pointless thread anyway. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now.
If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs!
I have no idea what you're talking about
Sorry, I grew up in the country. They're breeds of chicken...
Thought so. Tell me, are you country girls as dirty as I imagine. Yes I know it's a hijack but give a fuck, this was a pointless thread anyway."
Dirty is in the eye of the beholder. I've been fucked in a hay-barn, a cave and over a fallen tree but never in an alleyway by some bins - location and the availability of partners seem to be the main country/city difference as far as I can tell! |
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now.
If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs!
I have no idea what you're talking about
Sorry, I grew up in the country. They're breeds of chicken...
Thought so. Tell me, are you country girls as dirty as I imagine. Yes I know it's a hijack but give a fuck, this was a pointless thread anyway.
Dirty is in the eye of the beholder. I've been fucked in a hay-barn, a cave and over a fallen tree but never in an alleyway by some bins - location and the availability of partners seem to be the main country/city difference as far as I can tell!"
Very good point. I just remember from my sisters showjumping days that the country lasses were properly raunchy, whereas the "toonsers" seem to be a bit more reserved  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now.
If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs!
I have no idea what you're talking about
Sorry, I grew up in the country. They're breeds of chicken..."
I had a lovely Sussex once, but the fox got him.
I currently have a Marran. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play, 7.
Nice girth, looks like it could do my already tattered anus some damage (musical butt-plug, don't ask)
I marked it down as it's a brown hue and I prefer a milky colour.
I also can't see if you have unfeasibly large testicles like ducks eggs or a couple of lindt Lindor love spuds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll play, 7.
Nice girth, looks like it could do my already tattered anus some damage (musical butt-plug, don't ask)
I marked it down as it's a brown hue and I prefer a milky colour.
I also can't see if you have unfeasibly large testicles like ducks eggs or a couple of lindt Lindor love spuds."
A very detailed analysis, I'm sure OP will be pleased. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll play, 7.
Nice girth, looks like it could do my already tattered anus some damage (musical butt-plug, don't ask)...
Sorry, can't resist...
What tune does it play?"
Dido at the moment, im somewhat turgid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll play, 7.
Nice girth, looks like it could do my already tattered anus some damage (musical butt-plug, don't ask)...
Sorry, can't resist...
What tune does it play?
Dido at the moment, im somewhat turgid."
It was Dangleberry Beret earlier, your musical repertoire is expanding at an astounding rate! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll play, 7.
Nice girth, looks like it could do my already tattered anus some damage (musical butt-plug, don't ask)...
Sorry, can't resist...
What tune does it play?
Dido at the moment, im somewhat turgid.
It was Dangleberry Beret earlier, your musical repertoire is expanding at an astounding rate! "
I also play 'shat' by Isaac Hayes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab???
Don't you want 'em to yourself?
No, I want to share.......  "
And I thought you were greedy. I just had to go look up turgid, I've learned something today. And I want to thank you... |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab???
Don't you want 'em to yourself?
No, I want to share.......
And I thought you were greedy. I just had to go look up turgid, I've learned something today. And I want to thank you..."
Can I offer 'tumescent' too? Lovely word!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab???
Don't you want 'em to yourself?
No, I want to share.......
And I thought you were greedy. I just had to go look up turgid, I've learned something today. And I want to thank you..."
I know I'm greedy but I don't think I can get through every cock alone......weeeeell, maybe.
And you're welcome, I'll do a new word tomorrow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab???
Don't you want 'em to yourself?
No, I want to share.......
And I thought you were greedy. I just had to go look up turgid, I've learned something today. And I want to thank you...
Can I offer 'tumescent' too? Lovely word! "
You certainly can. I will be logging out now to look that up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab???
Don't you want 'em to yourself?
No, I want to share.......
And I thought you were greedy. I just had to go look up turgid, I've learned something today. And I want to thank you...
Can I offer 'tumescent' too? Lovely word!
You certainly can. I will be logging out now to look that up."
I'm back. That wasn't a random word was it? As we're on words, your change of username has intrigued me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab???
Don't you want 'em to yourself?
No, I want to share.......
And I thought you were greedy. I just had to go look up turgid, I've learned something today. And I want to thank you...
I know I'm greedy but I don't think I can get through every cock alone......weeeeell, maybe.
And you're welcome, I'll do a new word tomorrow."
I'll save the rest of that lyric for when we meet in person. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab???
Don't you want 'em to yourself?
No, I want to share.......
And I thought you were greedy. I just had to go look up turgid, I've learned something today. And I want to thank you...
Can I offer 'tumescent' too? Lovely word! "
Not playing you at scrabble. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab???
Don't you want 'em to yourself?
No, I want to share.......
And I thought you were greedy. I just had to go look up turgid, I've learned something today. And I want to thank you...
Can I offer 'tumescent' too? Lovely word!
You certainly can. I will be logging out now to look that up.
I'm back. That wasn't a random word was it? As we're on words, your change of username has intrigued me."
Oh it's not that intriguing! I started off on here with a fuck buddy, he buggered off and I stayed so a change seemed fitting. Narrowed it down to 5 or so and let someone else pick because I couldn't decide. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab???
Don't you want 'em to yourself?
No, I want to share.......
And I thought you were greedy. I just had to go look up turgid, I've learned something today. And I want to thank you...
Can I offer 'tumescent' too? Lovely word!
You certainly can. I will be logging out now to look that up.
I'm back. That wasn't a random word was it? As we're on words, your change of username has intrigued me.
Oh it's not that intriguing! I started off on here with a fuck buddy, he buggered off and I stayed so a change seemed fitting. Narrowed it down to 5 or so and let someone else pick because I couldn't decide."
I shouldn't have asked. The mystery is gone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cock - 6
Balls - 10 for asking the question
Wizarding skills - 0
Stealth - 4
Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3
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Haha Now I understand why you never see a "rate my cunt" thread cause women dont have balls!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cock - 6
Balls - 10 for asking the question
Wizarding skills - 0
Stealth - 4
Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3
Haha Now I understand why you never see a "rate my cunt" thread cause women dont have balls! "
I have the balls but couldn't abide THAT much focus on me (whether it was good or bad, and i know it would be bad) the attention is why I never start threads and prefer to join in.
I love my cunt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cock - 6
Balls - 10 for asking the question
Wizarding skills - 0
Stealth - 4
Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3
Haha Now I understand why you never see a "rate my cunt" thread cause women dont have balls!
I have the balls but couldn't abide THAT much focus on me (whether it was good or bad, and i know it would be bad) the attention is why I never start threads and prefer to join in.
I love my cunt."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be fair to chap its a decent cock. Bigger than mine anyway ha. So bloody good on u for one having bollocks to ask. And women will bloody love it so who cares ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cock - 6
Balls - 10 for asking the question
Wizarding skills - 0
Stealth - 4
Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3
Haha Now I understand why you never see a "rate my cunt" thread cause women dont have balls!
I have the balls but couldn't abide THAT much focus on me (whether it was good or bad, and i know it would be bad) the attention is why I never start threads and prefer to join in.
I love my cunt."
I am pretty sure its a loveable one since attached to that whole sexy package |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock.
Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps? "
Is mine a cock too? Please certify. Or does it involve a visit to check it out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now.
If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs!
I have no idea what you're talking about
Sorry, I grew up in the country. They're breeds of chicken...
Thought so. Tell me, are you country girls as dirty as I imagine. Yes I know it's a hijack but give a fuck, this was a pointless thread anyway."
That is quite rude. I am finding this thread interesting. |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock.
Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps?
Is mine a cock too? Please certify. Or does it involve a visit to check it out? "
I couldn't see it!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock.
Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps?
Is mine a cock too? Please certify. Or does it involve a visit to check it out?
I couldn't see it! "
Open my profile, click on the pic then put your smart phone under the microscope. See if if you can see it.  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock.
Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps?
Is mine a cock too? Please certify. Or does it involve a visit to check it out?
I couldn't see it!
Open my profile, click on the pic then put your smart phone under the microscope. See if if you can see it. "
I don't think my microscope is powerful enough.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock.
Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps?
Is mine a cock too? Please certify. Or does it involve a visit to check it out?
I couldn't see it!
Open my profile, click on the pic then put your smart phone under the microscope. See if if you can see it.
I don't think my microscope is powerful enough. "
ok bend down see if u can feel it. |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock.
Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps?
Is mine a cock too? Please certify. Or does it involve a visit to check it out?
I couldn't see it!
Open my profile, click on the pic then put your smart phone under the microscope. See if if you can see it.
I don't think my microscope is powerful enough.
ok bend down see if u can feel it. "
Only if I can keep my chainmail gloves on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock.
Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps?
Is mine a cock too? Please certify. Or does it involve a visit to check it out?
I couldn't see it!
Open my profile, click on the pic then put your smart phone under the microscope. See if if you can see it.
I don't think my microscope is powerful enough.
ok bend down see if u can feel it.
Only if I can keep my chainmail gloves on. "
He won't bite you, I tamed him from a very young age.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab???
Don't you want 'em to yourself?
No, I want to share.......
And I thought you were greedy. I just had to go look up turgid, I've learned something today. And I want to thank you...
I know I'm greedy but I don't think I can get through every cock alone......weeeeell, maybe.
And you're welcome, I'll do a new word tomorrow."
The only problem I have with learning a new word is having the confidence to use it in conversation. Gotta make sure I know how to pronounce it properly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now.
If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs!"
Fantastic eggs from legbar/burford crosses ... almost as dark as marrans... (had legbar/burford browns x 2)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now.
If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs!
Fantastic eggs from legbar/burford crosses ... almost as dark as marrans... (had legbar/burford browns x 2) "
Which one of 2 breeds are u? |
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"Cock - 6
Balls - 10 for asking the question
Wizarding skills - 0
Stealth - 4
Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3
Haha Now I understand why you never see a "rate my cunt" thread cause women dont have balls!
I have the balls but couldn't abide THAT much focus on me (whether it was good or bad, and i know it would be bad) the attention is why I never start threads and prefer to join in.
I love my cunt."
Does he know that's what you call him on the forums? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cock - 6
Balls - 10 for asking the question
Wizarding skills - 0
Stealth - 4
Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3
Haha Now I understand why you never see a "rate my cunt" thread cause women dont have balls!
I have the balls but couldn't abide THAT much focus on me (whether it was good or bad, and i know it would be bad) the attention is why I never start threads and prefer to join in.
I love my cunt.
Does he know that's what you call him on the forums? "
She rubs the head of her cunt everytime she gets horny ... I could do with being her loved cunt in that case |
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