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Unsexy guy, tiny penis and boring...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello, I'm not new here, I'm 6ft unsexy and slim. I'm a bit weird and looking for a fuck. I like women with bewbz and who are little devils in the kitchen..
Anyone interested?
Lee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello, I'm not new here, I'm 6ft unsexy and slim. I'm a bit weird and looking for a fuck. I like women with bewbz and who are little devils in the kitchen..
Anyone interested?
Lee"
How tiny are we talking pinky finger size or large lit size? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhh I say, just had a peek at the pics, I think we are talking more than a finger size  "
I found a special camera lens on eBay that makes your penis look bigger and comes with a free Sky remote. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You are 6ft, sexy as all hell, slim and very funny. I won't even start about your cock....no actually why break a well-formed habit, I will. It's magnificent.
I conclude that if women aren't trying to fornicate with you they all have shocking, shocking taste! And given they might not be able to cook, taste is an appropriate word.
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"How tiny are we talking pinky finger size or large lit size?
Think of a pink Tictac.  "
Now you KNOW damn well what's going to pop into my head every time I stand in line at the garage waiting to pay and staring at the tic-tacs now......you are cruel sir!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't believe your 6ft. "
I'm not really but they will never know until someone eventually meets me and by that time hopefully they won't notice. Just don't tell anyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't believe your 6ft.
I'm not really but they will never know until someone eventually meets me and by that time hopefully they won't notice. Just don't tell anyone."
Cuban heels...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't believe your 6ft.
I'm not really but they will never know until someone eventually meets me and by that time hopefully they won't notice. Just don't tell anyone.
Hmmmm."
Ssshhh, I'm going for the pity angle! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I can't believe your 6ft.
I'm not really but they will never know until someone eventually meets me and by that time hopefully they won't notice. Just don't tell anyone."
Make sure you're seated when they arrive.
Don't stand up (might mean sending them to the bar/coffee shop counter.
Encourage blindfold wearing should you get jiggy with anyone.
Wave goodbye from a prone position on the bed.
Foolproof!
A |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't believe your 6ft.
I'm not really but they will never know until someone eventually meets me and by that time hopefully they won't notice. Just don't tell anyone.
Hmmmm.
Ssshhh, I'm going for the pity angle! "
Well it's working on me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm. Promote me as well man!
...put in a good word for me.
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C'mon pops...you have to put your own work in round these here parts, you know that 
*chucks a can of spinach over* |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"How tiny are we talking pinky finger size or large lit size?
Think of a pink Tictac. "
My wife said that my penis closely resembles a tic tac.
She was proud of her remark - until I asked her why her sister still had bad breath.    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello, I'm not new here, I'm 6ft unsexy and slim. I'm a bit weird and looking for a fuck. I like women with bewbz and who are little devils in the kitchen..
Anyone interested?
Lee"
Shame ur too far away for me to validate ur statement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this another. "Hey look at my profile" post?
It's a parody, I thought that would be obvious.
Even so, at least it's not another bitchy post. "
Oh you fibber Lee thats more than a tictac a lot more you have there and a helmet the size of a North Koreans war bonnet too. |
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