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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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a woman rushes through the door,orders a pint of Guinness,downs it then goes to sit in the corner. She's wearing a smart suit,one welly and one flip flop. Her hair is in rollers. She's carrying a copy of motorcycles weekly. Under her arm is a half eaten loaf of bread. What has her morning been like?
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"a woman rushes through the door,orders a pint of Guinness,downs it then goes to sit in the corner. She's wearing a smart suit,one welly and one flip flop. Her hair is in rollers. She's carrying a copy of motorcycles weekly. Under her arm is a half eaten loaf of bread. What has her morning been like?
funniest answer gets a prize "
How was your morning then ? |
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"a woman rushes through the door,orders a pint of Guinness,downs it then goes to sit in the corner. She's wearing a smart suit,one welly and one flip flop. Her hair is in rollers. She's carrying a copy of motorcycles weekly. Under her arm is a half eaten loaf of bread. What has her morning been like?
funniest answer gets a prize
How was your morning then ?"
lol !! Well,it all started..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Had she lost or found the flip flop/wellie or had she misread the message ...... My names Phillipe an dim going to give it some wellie, now use your loaf and get out of the office !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I confess!!
She has spent the morning being relentlessly pursued by me!
And if she returns my wellington, she can have her rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle back.  |
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"a woman rushes through the door,orders a pint of Guinness,downs it then goes to sit in the corner. She's wearing a smart suit,one welly and one flip flop. Her hair is in rollers. She's carrying a copy of motorcycles weekly. Under her arm is a half eaten loaf of bread. What has her morning been like?
funniest answer gets a prize "
Ah so your have met my wife I see |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"a woman rushes through the door,orders a pint of Guinness,downs it then goes to sit in the corner. She's wearing a smart suit,one welly and one flip flop. Her hair is in rollers. She's carrying a copy of motorcycles weekly. Under her arm is a half eaten loaf of bread. What has her morning been like?
funniest answer gets a prize "
Bad enough to want another pint pouring possibly . .  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"a woman rushes through the door,orders a pint of Guinness,downs it then goes to sit in the corner. She's wearing a smart suit,one welly and one flip flop. Her hair is in rollers. She's carrying a copy of motorcycles weekly. Under her arm is a half eaten loaf of bread. What has her morning been like?
funniest answer gets a prize "
Her morning has been lively. It started when she went for a bacon buttie at Toshn's café. However, she didn't get there, as she was kidnapped by TheLibertine, who has a secret shoe fetish involving mismatching pairs of wellies and flipflops. Whilst he was distracted by a passing butterfly, the lady escaped from his boot, taking a copy of motorcycle weekly to swat TheLibertine over the back of his head for not filling the wellie with custard as per instructions. The rollers are in, just because that is the way she rolls.  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I saw her, she tSat next to me we were having a chat when a guy walked in with a horse, he shouted " anyone who makes the horse laugh gets £100 ,,!" I walked over whispered in the horses ear and the horse burst out laughing, he gave me the £100 And walked out,, about a 1/2 hour later he returned with the horse and shouted " anyone who can make the horse cry gets £200 !!" I walked over took hold of its bridal and walked it into the toilets, a minute later the horse bolted out in tears, a few seconds later I sat back down the lady asked me "what did you say to it to make it laugh and what did you do to make it cry,?"
"well" I said " first I told it my cock was bigger than his,!!" "Then," I said " I showed him,,"
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"a woman rushes through the door,orders a pint of Guinness,downs it then goes to sit in the corner. She's wearing a smart suit,one welly and one flip flop. Her hair is in rollers. She's carrying a copy of motorcycles weekly. Under her arm is a half eaten loaf of bread. What has her morning been like?
funniest answer gets a prize "
Bipolar. |
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