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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bollocks to baby pandas - a recent Fab survey calculated that there will be 7 single women in Fabswingers.com captivity by 2020. ( and three of those will probably be single men)
I'm worried.
Really worried.
Let's look after those here now: nurture them, understand their needs, be nice to them, compliment their hair when it looks the same as it always did and cope with their irrational mood swings.
Women - we love you! Don't go. We can change. Promise.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can i still contribute to your threads, or is it starting to get weird?  "
It's fine. I do think we need space but it's always nice to hear from you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bollocks to baby pandas - a recent Fab survey calculated that there will be 7 single women in Fabswingers.com captivity by 2020. ( and three of those will probably be single men)
I'm worried.
Really worried.
Let's look after those here now: nurture them, understand their needs, be nice to them, compliment their hair when it looks the same as it always did and cope with their irrational mood swings.
Women - we love you! Don't go. We can change. Promise.
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..In English please.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"May i put my name down for the job of woman keeper?
Id look after them really well and feed them and walk them and poke them with sticks.  "
You may. Oh. You get a chair like a lion tamer has. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let them run free - wild women are so much more joyous than captive women. If you can captivate a wild one for a short while it is a magical experience.
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Bring me one that is just like you lickety, and you may go free. Lol |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Let them run free - wild women are so much more joyous than captive women. If you can captivate a wild one for a short while it is a magical experience.
Bring me one that is just like you lickety, and you may go free. Lol"
There isn't one just like me and I'm not running to Bolton. Not in these shoes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd much rather be in a safari park situation. I only need corralling occasionally.  "
No confinement could ever imprison your spirt and beauty*
* complimentary compliment. Next one will cost you x |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Can I choose my captor?
Ts and Cs still up in the air at the minute - but if you ask nicely, yeh, why not?"
I want multiple keepers. I'm not on a sodding swinging site just to have the one!  |
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