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over a year ago
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"So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol  "
Are you sure you haven't peeked at some already?  |
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I used to have a ridiculous Norwegian forest cat with the most magnificent pair. When the big guy went in to get done I should have asked the vet to keep them on one side.
They would have made more than adequate ear muffs |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol
Are you sure you haven't peeked at some already? "
Never I'm a good girl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol
Are you sure you haven't peeked at some already?
Never I'm a good girl "
That means stealth mode then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get a "ball reduction" on the Nhs ???
Femme offers the service using two breezeblocks  "
Only two
Just tie them up nekid and getting swinging and bring in the cat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Being mr perfectly dull boring and average in every way, i have average balls.
As for tight/loose, balls like to be cooler than body temp to produce max sperm, so they hang out of the body. The warmer you get, the more they hang and try to get away from you. When you get cold, they shrivel up and try to climb back inside you.
And that was a story all about my balls just flopped and dropped right down,
And i have took a minute just stood right here,
To tell you how my dull balls deal with a temp change of the air. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being mr perfectly dull boring and average in every way, i have average balls.
As for tight/loose, balls like to be cooler than body temp to produce max sperm, so they hang out of the body. The warmer you get, the more they hang and try to get away from you. When you get cold, they shrivel up and try to climb back inside you.
And that was a story all about my balls just flopped and dropped right down,
And i have took a minute just stood right here,
To tell you how my dull balls deal with a temp change of the air. "
Thanks, i now know your balls real well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get a "ball reduction" on the Nhs ???
Femme offers the service using two breezeblocks
Only two
Just tie them up nekid and getting swinging and bring in the cat
You must brcwatching some weird shit as you convalesce "
Its all in my weird and wonderful mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a lads weekend away the size of my nads caused some consternation. It was then I was given the nickname biscuit bollocks.
Hobnobs ?
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Digestives I think. |
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"Can you get a "ball reduction" on the Nhs ???
Femme offers the service using two breezeblocks "
Bloody hell...that's dangerous man! Imagine catching your thumbs between the blocks! Bring tears to your eyes that would!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cannot tell a lie I was told by a lady of good standing my man plums were the biggest she has ever seen (and she has seen a lot) I wasn't sure if I should laugh smile or cry.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Big, apparently; although I have never compared and have no idea if it changes anything.
Grape, satsuma, kiwi or jaffa big?
anything bigger than a golf ball is probably infected "
Not so! Mine are well above that size and that way for years without any discolouration or puss seeping from them they are bouncingly healthy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mr D has unfeasibly large testicles.
They're in a tight ballsack though. Magnificent orbs!
Mr D is Buster Gonad?
A"
Yes, his love nuts are a generous kiwi fruit size although rounder and not green or fuzzy. Slap ones arse most satisfyingly.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of my previous play partners has huge balls but they're not saggy. Fabulous! I loved his balls."
That's my oh large but quite round without much excess skin. I love them too although I couldn't eat a whole one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol "
But what do we measure them agains, the good old sky remote or maybe an egg or tennis ball |
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Ladies, you should take the time to observe a guys balls in the few minutes after he cums. Few seem to realise that they will move around in the sac slowly by themselves. The don't just sit there lifelessly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, you should take the time to observe a guys balls in the few minutes after he cums. Few seem to realise that they will move around in the sac slowly by themselves. The don't just sit there lifelessly. "
things folk say to get attention xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies, you should take the time to observe a guys balls in the few minutes after he cums. Few seem to realise that they will move around in the sac slowly by themselves. The don't just sit there lifelessly. "
Personally I prefer to think that in few minutes after cumming that the lady Im with is still panting, gripping the bed sheets, trying to catch her breath after a succession of orgasms which has left her trying to acclimate as to which way is 'up' in the universe....
...not reaching for a protractor to measure the rotational offset of my left testicle.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol "
what a question to ask!!! |
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"So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol "
Mine are about thumb size and shape |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I kept pet rats until a few years ago.
The males although only about 8 inches long had testicles about an inch in diameter. When they sat on your shoulder they would dangle around your neck and as some liked going to the vets that way their magnificent bollocks had mothers averting their childrens eyes.
If men were that well equipped in the cream donut department I'd go in to the wheelbarrow business. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol
what a question to ask!!!"
It's something I think what called now let think about it.....a joke... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol
what a question to ask!!!
It's something I think what called now let think about it.....a joke..."
And what an entertaining thread it is too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they make a lusty clamor when you hit them with a hammer?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a mellow tingle when you hit 'em with a shingle?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a salty taste when you wrap 'em 'round your waist?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they chime like a gong when you pull upon your dong?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whats big for testicles?"
Grape or malteser is very small
Cherry tomato is small
Ping pong ball is average
Kiwi fruit is above average
Clementine is large
Tennis ball may require a trip to a and e
Research based on having them in my mouth and from a very small sample survey.
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"whats big for testicles?
Grape or malteser is very small
Cherry tomato is small
Ping pong ball is average
Kiwi fruit is above average
Clementine is large
Tennis ball may require a trip to a and e
Research based on having them in my mouth and from a very small sample survey.
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ping pong balls are average are you sure oh well im small then well if a pea is small  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"whats big for testicles?
Grape or malteser is very small
Cherry tomato is small
Ping pong ball is average
Kiwi fruit is above average
Clementine is large
Tennis ball may require a trip to a and e
Research based on having them in my mouth and from a very small sample survey.
ping pong balls are average are you sure oh well im small then well if a pea is small "
Testicle size is of no importance though so my little joke is irrelevant (and it was a joke). I can either get one in my mouth or both together. Thus far I've not encountered a man where I can't fit even one.
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