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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

...just thought i'd have a mini rant. Am in the need. Like proper!!

It is Thursday right? Apparently you have to rant on a Thursday?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go have a wank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

C'mon! That doesn't have the same effect - it's so boring!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

so do i

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me too

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

It's only Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm sure it's Wednesday.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

AND BREATH

Her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's only Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently it's only Wednesday, you'll have to wait until tomorrow for that wank.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Can you hold on till tomorrow? Or are we talking balls like a space hopper?

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By *picyspiregirlCouple  over a year ago

chesterfield

I want some!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

But for me, the night comes before the day. So, it's Thursday.

...i'm not joking. I'm aching for it.

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Get virgin broadband Popeye, I know its not sex but it will go down on you,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol prepare yourself for a long wait.

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By *exycleanerWoman  over a year ago

pontefract


"Get virgin broadband Popeye, I know its not sex but it will go down on you, "
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Want and need are entirely different concepts...you don't need sex...good job since its FAB

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I could go a good hard fucking too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fine...

*drops pants and bends over*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Must be the arrival of warmer weather

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want some!"

Taxi!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Europa finals on you mind keeping it down!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm too tired to fuck but if anyone wants to hop on and do the work then fill your boots.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd be quite happy with some chocolate but if there's any sex going spare........

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By *edangel_2013Woman  over a year ago

southend

If you pop over now, I might even let you share my chicken wings!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you pop over now, I might even let you share my chicken wings!!"

Ohhh you've gone way to far...

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By *edangel_2013Woman  over a year ago

southend


"If you pop over now, I might even let you share my chicken wings!!

Ohhh you've gone way to far... "

It's too late anyway.... I ate them!!!

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

Get a right good virgin olive oil, . .its not sex but the peppery undertones are delicious . .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My new butt plug is on it's way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have liquorice all sorts

Gimp

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I felt the sap rising today. Sunshine and naked bodies everywhere.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Me too. But I can't because I am still bloody well bleeding. Three months now and counting.

Sodding hormones.

Maybe I should just stay fat.

(For those not following, I'm on a diet. Fat cells store oestrogen. As they break down the hormone is released and it's causing light but near constant bleeding. I can't meet because of it).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me too. But I can't because I am still bloody well bleeding. Three months now and counting.

Sodding hormones.

Maybe I should just stay fat.

(For those not following, I'm on a diet. Fat cells store oestrogen. As they break down the hormone is released and it's causing light but near constant bleeding. I can't meet because of it)."

Fat cells storing oestrogen? That why I've got man boobs??

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Me too. But I can't because I am still bloody well bleeding. Three months now and counting.

Sodding hormones.

Maybe I should just stay fat.

(For those not following, I'm on a diet. Fat cells store oestrogen. As they break down the hormone is released and it's causing light but near constant bleeding. I can't meet because of it).

Fat cells storing oestrogen? That why I've got man boobs?? "

I'm not sure it happens in men... but it's an interesting theory.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We've just fucked in the bathroom. Result.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have actually got a sponge thingy I can use but I'm uncertain about arranging meets and using it.

I'm concerned they'll feel it. Do I explain beforehand and risk putting them off? Or say nothing and fret? Or just not meet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My new butt plug is on it's way "

Are they delivering it by snail? Ffs I'm saving my next wank for the pictures of it in it's place!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If you pop over now, I might even let you share my chicken wings!!"

Oooh. Am i too late? I just got in from getting some chicken lol

...damn! Next time you might just have to message me instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My new butt plug is on it's way "

You and those second hand sumo wrestler butt plugs need to calm down. But, i still want to see those pictures you know.

...and excuse me. Where's those tights?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have actually got a sponge thingy I can use but I'm uncertain about arranging meets and using it.

I'm concerned they'll feel it. Do I explain beforehand and risk putting them off? Or say nothing and fret? Or just not meet?"

Personally it wouldn't be a problem.. I would just tell them.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I have actually got a sponge thingy I can use but I'm uncertain about arranging meets and using it.

I'm concerned they'll feel it. Do I explain beforehand and risk putting them off? Or say nothing and fret? Or just not meet?

Personally it wouldn't be a problem.. I would just tell them."

Some guys can be really squeamish about it though.

I could be in for a long stretch of celibacy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have actually got a sponge thingy I can use but I'm uncertain about arranging meets and using it.

I'm concerned they'll feel it. Do I explain beforehand and risk putting them off? Or say nothing and fret? Or just not meet?

Personally it wouldn't be a problem.. I would just tell them.

Some guys can be really squeamish about it though.

I could be in for a long stretch of celibacy!"

I know how some can be..but not all...I would talk to him. You never know, he could have my views..good luck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have actually got a sponge thingy I can use but I'm uncertain about arranging meets and using it.

I'm concerned they'll feel it. Do I explain beforehand and risk putting them off? Or say nothing and fret? Or just not meet?

Personally it wouldn't be a problem.. I would just tell them.

Some guys can be really squeamish about it though.

I could be in for a long stretch of celibacy!"

I was going to say let him do you up the bum but it sounded better in my head

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I have actually got a sponge thingy I can use but I'm uncertain about arranging meets and using it.

I'm concerned they'll feel it. Do I explain beforehand and risk putting them off? Or say nothing and fret? Or just not meet?

Personally it wouldn't be a problem.. I would just tell them.

Some guys can be really squeamish about it though.

I could be in for a long stretch of celibacy!

I was going to say let him do you up the bum but it sounded better in my head "

That's fine but it's not the same. Anal alone wouldn't be enough for me to be worth doing. I'd just end up unsatisfied.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I have actually got a sponge thingy I can use but I'm uncertain about arranging meets and using it.

I'm concerned they'll feel it. Do I explain beforehand and risk putting them off? Or say nothing and fret? Or just not meet?

Personally it wouldn't be a problem.. I would just tell them.

Some guys can be really squeamish about it though.

I could be in for a long stretch of celibacy!

I know how some can be..but not all...I would talk to him. You never know, he could have my views..good luck"

Well, my post has pretty much killed the thread, so...

I'm not overly hopeful!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have actually got a sponge thingy I can use but I'm uncertain about arranging meets and using it.

I'm concerned they'll feel it. Do I explain beforehand and risk putting them off? Or say nothing and fret? Or just not meet?

Personally it wouldn't be a problem.. I would just tell them.

Some guys can be really squeamish about it though.

I could be in for a long stretch of celibacy!

I know how some can be..but not all...I would talk to him. You never know, he could have my views..good luck

Well, my post has pretty much killed the thread, so...

I'm not overly hopeful!"

You just need to find someone as kinky as me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have actually got a sponge thingy I can use but I'm uncertain about arranging meets and using it.

I'm concerned they'll feel it. Do I explain beforehand and risk putting them off? Or say nothing and fret? Or just not meet?

Personally it wouldn't be a problem.. I would just tell them.

Some guys can be really squeamish about it though.

I could be in for a long stretch of celibacy!

I was going to say let him do you up the bum but it sounded better in my head

That's fine but it's not the same. Anal alone wouldn't be enough for me to be worth doing. I'd just end up unsatisfied."

yea,I know what you mean. Some men don't mind light bleeding. If you don't have pain then you could find someone. It's just another body fluid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have actually got a sponge thingy I can use but I'm uncertain about arranging meets and using it.

I'm concerned they'll feel it. Do I explain beforehand and risk putting them off? Or say nothing and fret? Or just not meet?

Personally it wouldn't be a problem.. I would just tell them.

Some guys can be really squeamish about it though.

I could be in for a long stretch of celibacy!"

I just saw a thread not too long ago about men ranting and raving about period sex! And how they love it! Even a few that were talking about how they enjoy going down on the lady while she's at here heaviest... I'll admit a light flow isn't bad, but some of those post had me scared lol so I'm certain you'd be fine!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm too tired to fuck but if anyone wants to hop on and do the work then fill your boots. "

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Need to find myself someone soon. Good thing i'm off work from Saturday til after the bank holiday.

...not that i'm hinting or anything.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Need to find myself someone soon. Good thing i'm off work from Saturday til after the bank holiday.

...not that i'm hinting or anything.

"

Oh come Pops, I'll give ya some how fast can you get here

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