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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Go on, tell us all a true but unexpected fact about yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dress up as a stormtrooper for fun and to raise money for charities.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can play the trombone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on, tell us all a true but unexpected fact about yourself

you first

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By *hrissie1961Woman over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

I play the cello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had malaria once

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am Vlad the Impalors love child

Gimp

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I can play the recorder lol

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By *ndy8goldMan over a year ago

blackburn

My nicknames Noah cos if I am nearby the floods are cummin. Guaranteed

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am a world record holder.

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Go on, tell us all a true but unexpected fact about yourself

you first"

I'm a published author.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm vlad the impalers. Very nasaly. Cousin.

Vic the inhaler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am an ornithologist

Yeah ! Yeah! Of the feathered variety !! FFS !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am friends woth someone who's band have headlined Glastonbury's Pyramid stage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I gave Prince Edward's son a ride in my fire engine

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I can flare my nostrils.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See what I did there luvesmuffin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can play the recorder lol "

I can play the triangle

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By *r-UniqueMan over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

My bad side is just as big as my good side, but no one every sees that as it takes a lot for it to come out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hotrod can fit 40 maltesers in his mouth with out crushing or swallowing any of them

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Oh I can touch my nose with my tongue

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I play quite a lot of instruments (including the recorder!) and have sung backing vocals on a number one single.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I can touch my nose with my tongue

can we try that ?

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

I have a friend who was the drummer for a metal band the headlined a music festival, and had a number one chart hit in the UK!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can play piano

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I was briefly the richest person on the planet

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

I'm the grandmother to a child who can lick her elbows.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am not really a cyborg.

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By *ovemenotWoman over a year ago

yeovil

I can wiggle my ears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've done a marathon....twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've done a marathon....twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm the first person to play my native game of Hurling in Afghanistan...

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Fact.. well iv just won a really nice Jack-Wills Mini-Skirt on eBay for a bargain price..

Apart from that - Nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was briefly the richest person on the planet"

Buy us a holiday then please

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"I have a friend who was the drummer for a metal band the headlined a music festival, and had a number one chart hit in the UK!

Erm, bit mis-leading actually, he drummed for two bands, one headlined, the other had the number one.... soz!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

I use to do a bit of presenting for a television programme! x

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

I once payed hockey on a concrete pitch against a Ghurka team..... and survived!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was once the youngest person in the world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I slay moths

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By *uggarbunnyWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

I've worked for John Campbell in a two Michelin star restaurant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've done a marathon....twice

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once nearly caught some crabs in Wales

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a 5 minute tv interview on children in need show many years ago.

Had been rattling a bucket round the local pubs (and drinking)

5 mins was enough!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a surprising fact about myself that you'll never guess, and I'll never tell.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a third nipple! True.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was once the guest of a Maharaja in his Palace Hotel in India and...I am a genealogist on the side...amongst lots of other things that I could mention!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a 5 minute tv interview on children in need show many years ago.

Had been rattling a bucket round the local pubs (and drinking)

5 mins was enough!!!

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Wow your a celebrity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I worked three jobs to pay for my studies in Uni and got myself a Law degree and some post grad studying under my belt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a vinyl. Record worth four figures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I died once, then was revived after 2 minutes of being dead by paramedics

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

I fired my rifle in the 1st gulf war...

A friend of mine was killed by blue on blue friendly fire by the A10 tankbuster that hit an APC..... Lest we forget

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can dance salsa and have done demonstrations in a dance festival in Swansea on a street stage...

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

I have done two tv programes for Yorkshire tv

and trod the boards for 10 years

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

"I have a vinyl. Record worth four figures

£10.90

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I can wiggle my ears

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a 5 minute tv interview on children in need show many years ago.

Had been rattling a bucket round the local pubs (and drinking)

5 mins was enough!!!

Wow your a celebrity

Ha ha. "Get me out of here"

Sorry couldn't resist. X

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By *ookie-bigcockMan over a year ago

City

I have three testicles

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I have three testicles

Please tell me you're a pawn broker!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I once had a 2 pints of cider knocked down me by Nigel Kennedy the violinist not realising who it was at that moment proceeded to ball him out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I play quite a lot of instruments (including the recorder!) and have sung backing vocals on a number one single."

I've just hotlisted you

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

March 22 2013..

I brought Leeds Bradford airport to a standstill when my truck Jacknifed on the snow & hit the underpass under the runway

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I write poetry.

I have an interest in the Holocaust and have a number of books on the subject.

Yes I know that's two but they aren't that interesting.

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Some lovely stuff here,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can dance salsa and have done demonstrations in a dance festival in Swansea on a street stage...

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Hey get you

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

"March 22 2013..

I brought Leeds Bradford airport to a standstill when my truck Jacknifed on the snow & hit the underpass under the runway "
I remember that

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By *effrey45Man over a year ago

Lytham

I was still 18 when I was trying to deal with my first riot in Belfast

I was 19 when I finally calmed down from it

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By *umpleteazerWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

I am a trained Opera singer

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

I currently have a beard.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Sorry to add another post but they made me laugh when I remembered - I got run over on a lollipop lady crossing when I was a kid and Derek Nimmo got me so d*unk on tequila on my 17th birthday that I was sick on his shoes.

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

In the late 70s my family & i was on "wish you were here?" in peasholme park in sunny Scarborough my mom n dad got intervied by Judith Charmers n we were filmed watching the sea battle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can run with scissors

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

"March 22 2013..

I brought Leeds Bradford airport to a standstill when my truck Jacknifed on the snow & hit the underpass under the runway I remember that

i got the scars n photo of my truck to show

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have been a groom for a friend in the heavyweight working hunter class at the horse of the year show, twice.

Her horse made the front of the horse and hound

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

"I am a trained Opera singer"

that's so cool

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By *ovemenotWoman over a year ago

yeovil

My nan was hit by a car that had take that in it and they all came to the hospital to say sorry . My grandad shouted at them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can replicate the sound of a Didgeridoo with an uncanny likeness.....now that's a talent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can walk on my hands

Ive sung at the Royal Festival hall

Ive ridden a horse into the caribbean sea and swam with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh and as a 17 year old I also silver served the Duke of Edinburgh at an event.

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By *r-UniqueMan over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Things I don't really want or need are always put in front of me. Then there are things i want, but I can't have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my wellys saved my life at age 4

when I shoved a key in a plug socket.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've been on telly a few times

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"my wellys saved my life at age 4

when I shoved a key in a plug socket.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

I have sung at La Scala Opera House in Milan and in Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mums appeared on TV

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm the first person to play my native game of Hurling in Afghanistan... "

And I did a poo on the Equator. Bang on the line..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I won first place in Eisteddfod at the age of 10 for a Welsh recital.

Still remember it now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been run over 4 times including by my own brother who reversed over me. Every incident was the drivers fault including my brother.

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

i play claeinet ..ohh aka bilk !

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've modelled plus size clothing in a magazine...I'll shut up now lol

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I've been run over 4 times including by my own brother who reversed over me. Every incident was the drivers fault including my brother."

I genuinely sniggered at that with a horrible snorting noise and then felt bad for laughing.

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

Got arrested @ gunpoint in Detmold German for armed robbery on a petrol station..

held for 2days until i was released without charge mistaken identity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Learnt to drive and learnt to swim in the last 7 years . You are never to old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once had Adam ants auto graph and met rod hull and emu as a Kidd ! Crazy i know

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

"I've been run over 4 times including by my own brother who reversed over me. Every incident was the drivers fault including my brother."

are they actually aiming for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Many things....I have appeared in a BBC documentary, my husband was on the generation game. I spend my entire working day trying to make things better for women. I have been on the "rich list" but am now on the poor list, I have met lord Longford, Mary WhiteHouse, Barry Gibb, Keith Richards, Patti Boulaye, both the Charlton brothers. I watched my mother die of undiagnosed spinal cancer and my husband of over diagnosed brain cancer, I have seen my grandson emerge from his mothers birth canal, bloody and gorgeous. I have seen stuff, I have experienced stuff and now I'm back for more x

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

i have climbed a banana tree ..monkey fashion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had a couple of poems published, been on a tv programme that's repeated a lot and been on the radio , loads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once volunteered for a I .D parade at police station . And got picked out by 3 of the 7 witnesses . The guy who suppose to done the crime did not get picked once

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I've been run over 4 times including by my own brother who reversed over me. Every incident was the drivers fault including my brother."

Anyone can get run over once, some people can do it twice. However, four times and I think even an Hari Krishna would probably begin to get a bit paranoid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sang on songs of praise when I was a kid. Was a youth special X

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Been Hit by a Bus.. (mr)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been run over 4 times including by my own brother who reversed over me. Every incident was the drivers fault including my brother.

I genuinely sniggered at that with a horrible snorting noise and then felt bad for laughing."

Don't feel bad tickles me silly. Two jumped red lights, one didn't indicate a right turn and was driving at speed and my brother is just a twat.

I seem to bounce well. No life-threatening injuries.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once volunteered for a I .D parade at police station . And got picked out by 3 of the 7 witnesses . The guy who suppose to done the crime did not get picked once

I'd pick that arse out too xx

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

ive been ran over once cycling ....i agree if it got to two times i would seriously review what i was doing !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"March 22 2013..

I brought Leeds Bradford airport to a standstill when my truck Jacknifed on the snow & hit the underpass under the runway "

Ha....I was stuck just at the top of pool bank that day.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can juggle. Balls.

I can juggle balls. 3 of them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once volunteered for a I .D parade at police station . And got picked out by 3 of the 7 witnesses . The guy who suppose to done the crime did not get picked once

I'd pick that arse out too xx"
lol maybe I should of worn clothes

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Once volunteered for a I .D parade at police station . And got picked out by 3 of the 7 witnesses . The guy who suppose to done the crime did not get picked once

Oh dear

I used to be a Beaver leader

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

"March 22 2013..

I brought Leeds Bradford airport to a standstill when my truck Jacknifed on the snow & hit the underpass under the runway

Ha....I was stuck just at the top of pool bank that day....."

ooooops SORRY haha

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

I can play double keyboards and peddles . Thats an organ but if i just said organ i would probably have misled you. .

.. .if you want i can keepy uppy wi a football too. . .at the same time . . . .my dad was a seal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been run over 4 times including by my own brother who reversed over me. Every incident was the drivers fault including my brother.

Anyone can get run over once, some people can do it twice. However, four times and I think even an Hari Krishna would probably begin to get a bit paranoid.

Well given that I have also been dead when I had my first epileptic seizure and it ending up stopping my heart I'm inclined to agree.

Someone, somewhere wants me dead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once volunteered for a I .D parade at police station . And got picked out by 3 of the 7 witnesses . The guy who suppose to done the crime did not get picked once

Oh dear

I used to be a Beaver leader

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I like beavers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"March 22 2013..

I brought Leeds Bradford airport to a standstill when my truck Jacknifed on the snow & hit the underpass under the runway

Ha....I was stuck just at the top of pool bank that day.....

ooooops SORRY haha"

No worries...saved me goin to Bradford on a job I didn't wanna do anyway....lol

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

"I've been run over 4 times including by my own brother who reversed over me. Every incident was the drivers fault including my brother.

Anyone can get run over once, some people can do it twice. However, four times and I think even an Hari Krishna would probably begin to get a bit paranoid.

Well given that I have also been dead when I had my first epileptic seizure and it ending up stopping my heart I'm inclined to agree.

Someone, somewhere wants me dead. "
. .is your name Brian Harvey?

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

"March 22 2013..

I brought Leeds Bradford airport to a standstill when my truck Jacknifed on the snow & hit the underpass under the runway

Ha....I was stuck just at the top of pool bank that day.....

ooooops SORRY haha

No worries...saved me goin to Bradford on a job I didn't wanna do anyway....lol"

everyone's a winner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once volunteered for a I .D parade at police station . And got picked out by 3 of the 7 witnesses . The guy who suppose to done the crime did not get picked once

I'd pick that arse out too xx lol maybe I should of worn clothes "

nah, clothes are for whimps

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By *lleyCat1969Man over a year ago

Folkestone

I was on the front page of five daily newspapers on the same day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm barred from Sicily.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once volunteered for a I .D parade at police station . And got picked out by 3 of the 7 witnesses . The guy who suppose to done the crime did not get picked once

I'd pick that arse out too xx lol maybe I should of worn clothes

nah, clothes are for whimps"
yeah your right . Lets get nekid . Oh I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a child I sat in front of princess Diana, William and Harry to watch a show at Thorpe park. The same day the famous log flume picture of them was taken.

I have also sailed around the world on a 60 year old wooden yacht

MissD

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By *aughtyMinxLikes YouWoman over a year ago

Kettering

I escaped from prison to Amsterdam for charity and have a award for doing it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will was on Crackerjack

and was taught to swim by David Wilkie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"my wellys saved my life at age 4

when I shoved a key in a plug socket.

my mom said if it wasnt for the rubber keyring charcter and wellies i would have been a gonner

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By *exxifun5Couple over a year ago

NORWICH

"Hotrod can fit 40 maltesers in his mouth with out crushing or swallowing any of them

wow I am impressed I managed 27 and everyone was impressed u put me to shame lol xx tabitha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dropped asparagus in the Queens lap whilst serving her dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dropped asparagus in the Queens lap whilst serving her dinner."

Hehe, this made me snigger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to write as a teen and got published.

Once saved a child's life.

Performed stand up comedy at comedy festivals.

And I know it's 3 facts but everyone's got amazing ones and there are a few other people who broke the rules...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once volunteered for a I .D parade at police station . And got picked out by 3 of the 7 witnesses . The guy who suppose to done the crime did not get picked once

I'd pick that arse out too xx lol maybe I should of worn clothes

nah, clothes are for whimps yeah your right . Lets get nekid . Oh I am

already there

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

"I play quite a lot of instruments (including the recorder!) and have sung backing vocals on a number one single."
housemartins ? X x X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I have an opinion of someone, I've always been bang on the money.

I'm a good judge of person. I know that much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive absailed down the side of nottingham castle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sell knickers and toys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I kept a guy alive for over 20 mins following a motorbike accident..just for him to die when the paramedics were dealing with him....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once volunteered for a I .D parade at police station . And got picked out by 3 of the 7 witnesses . The guy who suppose to done the crime did not get picked once

I'd pick that arse out too xx lol maybe I should of worn clothes

nah, clothes are for whimps yeah your right . Lets get nekid . Oh I am

already there"
I'm naked . Your naked . Now what

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

"When I have an opinion of someone, I've always been bang on the money.

I'm a good judge of person. I know that much.

"
aw cheers pal that means a lot.

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

I got bit by a tiger

ok it was only 5 months old and with its keeper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am a world record holder. "

Really?...for what?...

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By *r-UniqueMan over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"When I have an opinion of someone, I've always been bang on the money.

I'm a good judge of person. I know that much.

You have an opinion on me

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I played football against Leeds United and marked Gary speed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to do hair shows as a model..

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

I love phantom of the opera

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once volunteered for a I .D parade at police station . And got picked out by 3 of the 7 witnesses . The guy who suppose to done the crime did not get picked once

I'd pick that arse out too xx lol maybe I should of worn clothes

nah, clothes are for whimps yeah your right . Lets get nekid . Oh I am

already there I'm naked . Your naked . Now what "

can't say on here too many others may want to join in

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I play quite a lot of instruments (including the recorder!) and have sung backing vocals on a number one single. housemartins ? X x X"

It was not a good band so I'm not telling!

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By *anny PepperoniMan over a year ago

Matlock

"I play quite a lot of instruments (including the recorder!) and have sung backing vocals on a number one single. housemartins ? X x X

It was not a good band so I'm not telling!"

St Winifreds?

I have met the queen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drinking from 10am till now

Am surprisingly d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once volunteered for a I .D parade at police station . And got picked out by 3 of the 7 witnesses . The guy who suppose to done the crime did not get picked once

I'd pick that arse out too xx lol maybe I should of worn clothes on

nah, clothes are for whimps yeah your right . Lets get nekid . Oh I am

already there I'm naked . Your naked . Now what

can't say on here too many others may want to join in "
tell me in pvt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have 3 degrees, Maths, Eng Lit and an MBA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I can touch my nose with my tongue

lol x so can i x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I weighed 3lb 3oz at birth...now my one tit weighs that! Ha ha

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had a poem published, black belt 2nd dan in taekwondo, nearly died from standing on a spike from a puffer fish (tetraodontidae), split open my right knee and could touch the bone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had to get a little piece of metal picked out of my right eyeball

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By *r-UniqueMan over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

I wish I was in Burnley

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I dated Jim Davidson when I was 17

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have meet some real swingers on this site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dated Jim Davidson when I was 17

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

"Oh I can touch my nose with my tongue

lol x so can i x "
. .hope you're not cheating and takin your teeth out

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By *r-UniqueMan over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"I dated Jim Davidson when I was 17

The jim Davidson? You should have stuck with him, would have been loaded and he loves his women to. So you wouldn't have gone without

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The most interesting one I can't post because it was illegal.

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Yes the Jim Davidson! I think I got off lightly to be honest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm too forgiving of people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am scared of balloons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've appeared on BBC Click twice.

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By *r-UniqueMan over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"I'm too forgiving of people."

I'm sorry to hear that

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

My step sister was in the 1996 Olympic games women's hockey.

My great grandad had 23 children (two wives)

My son only weighed 8lb 1oz at six months

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a biker chick, getting my own motorbike... when I find one for a 5ft 1 person

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I could do box splits until my mid 20's.

I can play the recorder.

I used to collect Sharpie markers.

I've been on stage in a packed Royal Albert Hall.

I've been featured in a clay pigeon shooting magazine.

I've been caught by the police half way up the side of the V&A Museum with a huge screwdriver, investigating how an enormous banner was attached.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can solve the 9 Dot puzzle with one straight line instead of the 4 straight lines required, in a way nobody else can. I Googled it! Hah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dated Jim Davidson when I was 17

The jim Davidson? You should have stuck with him, would have been loaded and he loves his women to. So you wouldn't have gone without

What the self confessed wifebeater and previously bankrupt Jim Davidson - yeah he'd have been a real catch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a biker chick, getting my own motorbike... when I find one for a 5ft 1 person"

Suzuki bandit with a drop kit should do.

I once drove a ford escort XR3i around brands hatch's GP circuit.

I was 11 years old at the time.

Happy days.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a vinyl. Record worth four figures

£10.90

Lol

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I first ate in a restaurant at the age of 18.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dropped asparagus in the Queens lap whilst serving her dinner."

Paul Burrell took it away.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I can't burp properly. My burps sound sort of growly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im adopted. not exciting I know but true and were it not for my parents doing this when I was a baby, Id have been stuck in a Jersey childrens home. So I am grateful for them every day

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

I had the golden touch before i fell to pieces

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Most of these are jaw dropping. I'm now considering a Fab recorder consort as a potentially viable musical ensemble. It can be the new dubstep!

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The first aeroplane I went in, I actually flew. A 2 seater Chipmunk RAF training plane, and did a Victory Roll

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I can't read analogue clocks without really thinking about it.

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