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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have a tattoo, font only, no pics, on your bum, what would it say?

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

EXIT ONLY

Helvetica Bold

No slant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More lube!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/05/14 12:20:27]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go ahead spunk make my day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hell. Yeah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Told you it was huge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hell. Yeah"

would that read hell O yeah?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peachy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have any PPI

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Abandon hope, all ye who enter here'. Or maybe, 'confined space permit required before entry'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coach parties welcome.

Here be dragons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Exit only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hold on tight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coach parties welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your name

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Kiss it

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I had a meet who had 'Made in England' tattoed on his bum! I might have:

'Kiss here'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Coach parties welcome.

Here be dragons"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a "w" on each cheek so when I was bent over it would say "wow"

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

This is where I poo

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I went to a tattoo shop and all I got was this lousy tattoo.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Exit only"

Where's ya sense of adventure?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No rodents, no sprouts, I don't like sprouts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ladies only.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scream if you wanna go faster

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Peachy"

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Id have 'hottie' on my bottie

to always remind me of fab.. Haha!! X

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

While you're down there ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shave Me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wide load

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lick it

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Encore!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/05/14 13:42:01]

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Easy Tiger !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Protective clothing to be worn before entering.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I already have a tattoo on my parse well I have 2 spank me on one cheek and a smiley face in the other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/05/14 13:45:07]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The letter B on each cheek then it would spell BoB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NO ENTRY!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dream on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bite me

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By *uggarbunnyWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Here's looking at you kid

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By *ay Dee BeeMan over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"Your name"

Bugger you beat me to it

"your name"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

W on one cheek and W on the other so when i bent over it would say WOW

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Take a bite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I look big in that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heading south

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No entry!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Fab Bottom of the year 2000 to 2014*

Comic Sans 40pt in red

*I might have exaggerated slightly, but it's my tattoo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fab Bottom of the year 2000 to 2014*

Comic Sans 40pt in red

*I might have exaggerated slightly, but it's my tattoo!"

I read that as 'fat' bottom of the year!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat peach, pear or plum. Stick your finger up my bum.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Fab Bottom of the year 2000 to 2014*

Comic Sans 40pt in red

*I might have exaggerated slightly, but it's my tattoo!

I read that as 'fat' bottom of the year!

How very dare you madam!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Danger! Mind your head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fab Bottom of the year 2000 to 2014*

Comic Sans 40pt in red

*I might have exaggerated slightly, but it's my tattoo!"
can you substantiate your claims to these awards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if you can read this message, then you are too close.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Fab Bottom of the year 2000 to 2014*

Comic Sans 40pt in red

*I might have exaggerated slightly, but it's my tattoo! can you substantiate your claims to these awards

Yes if you come to my HQ I have them on my mantle piece.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tresspassers will be prosecuted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Radioactive waste

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

This way up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Insert anal hook here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fab Bottom of the year 2000 to 2014*

Comic Sans 40pt in red

*I might have exaggerated slightly, but it's my tattoo! can you substantiate your claims to these awards

Yes if you come to my HQ I have them on my mantle piece."

I don't doubt this for a second!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A 'W' on each cheek so when I bend over it spells...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

spit on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caution rough handling may damage the seal....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"spit on it

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you!"

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Fragile... Handle with care!

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Caution rough handling may damage the seal....

You keep a seal in your arse

The RSPCA have been called

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Caution: Filling may be hot!

In Comic sans.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Specialist handeling of the junk in this trunk... That on one cheek!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pointy object at front"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caution rough handling may damage the seal....

You keep a seal in your arse

The RSPCA have been called

Nooooooo but I knew someone who made sounds like that when they farted and I don't want to end up that way,,,lol....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leave my arse alone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have, lips with "kiss this"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop looking at my arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

give way to oncoming traffic or

one way traffic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"spit on it

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

POLO

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By *rank_SimoneCouple over a year ago

Bideford

Ali on one Cheek, Frazer on the other ....... cause no bugger will try and get into the ring between those two.

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

24907205

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Insert tab B into slot A.

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoying the view ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have to, and I'm not going to. Get a tattoo that is. But that first sentence works if I had to. Which I don't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fastest finger first

I will scream when I want you to go faster

Your in the s..t again aren't you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would say:

"Don't even think about it"

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