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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I'd love to have a go. However, why not make it a party?
Lickety, Femme, J0die, Soxy and I.
We all sit and make comments about the programmes. I hand out sweets and engage Lickety in a crosstalk sketch, whilst Soxy threatens to throw one of her large sized shoes at the telly whenever something shit comes on. Femme keeps us in order by giving us stern glances. J0die treats us to a rant, but whilst she does so, I crawl along the bottom of the sofa and tie her shoe laces together.
It features surprise guest appearances from MysteriousGuy and Popeye. After every programme, Lickety lifts a cardboard box from the table next to us and Mysteriousguy's fist is sticking up, giving either a thumbs up or down to the show. Popeye appears dressed as Ming the Merciless and looking really cute, marches through the living room saying hot hail is too good for this rabble, which none of us remark upon.
The show ends, when Voluptuous Virago comes and bounces us all. All snacks apart from sweets supplied by Toshn's café. Minxie kidnapped and kept away from the production by a team comprising, BrightenSteve, Ryan, TheLibertine, Suki and Erectjim  |
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"I'd love to have a go. However, why not make it a party?
Lickety, Femme, J0die, Soxy and I.
We all sit and make comments about the programmes. I hand out sweets and engage Lickety in a crosstalk sketch, whilst Soxy threatens to throw one of her large sized shoes at the telly whenever something shit comes on. Femme keeps us in order by giving us stern glances. J0die treats us to a rant, but whilst she does so, I crawl along the bottom of the sofa and tie her shoe laces together.
It features surprise guest appearances from MysteriousGuy and Popeye. After every programme, Lickety lifts a cardboard box from the table next to us and Mysteriousguy's fist is sticking up, giving either a thumbs up or down to the show. Popeye appears dressed as Ming the Merciless and looking really cute, marches through the living room saying hot hail is too good for this rabble, which none of us remark upon.
The show ends, when Voluptuous Virago comes and bounces us all. All snacks apart from sweets supplied by Toshn's café. Minxie kidnapped and kept away from the production by a team comprising, BrightenSteve, Ryan, TheLibertine, Suki and Erectjim "
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"I'd love to have a go. However, why not make it a party?
Lickety, Femme, J0die, Soxy and I.
We all sit and make comments about the programmes. I hand out sweets and engage Lickety in a crosstalk sketch, whilst Soxy threatens to throw one of her large sized shoes at the telly whenever something shit comes on. Femme keeps us in order by giving us stern glances. J0die treats us to a rant, but whilst she does so, I crawl along the bottom of the sofa and tie her shoe laces together.
It features surprise guest appearances from MysteriousGuy and Popeye. After every programme, Lickety lifts a cardboard box from the table next to us and Mysteriousguy's fist is sticking up, giving either a thumbs up or down to the show. Popeye appears dressed as Ming the Merciless and looking really cute, marches through the living room saying hot hail is too good for this rabble, which none of us remark upon.
The show ends, when Voluptuous Virago comes and bounces us all. All snacks apart from sweets supplied by Toshn's café. Minxie kidnapped and kept away from the production by a team comprising, BrightenSteve, Ryan, TheLibertine, Suki and Erectjim "
Hahaha Tina your mind is a thing of beauty and inspiration  |
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"I'd love to have a go. However, why not make it a party?
Lickety, Femme, J0die, Soxy and I.
We all sit and make comments about the programmes. I hand out sweets and engage Lickety in a crosstalk sketch, whilst Soxy threatens to throw one of her large sized shoes at the telly whenever something shit comes on. Femme keeps us in order by giving us stern glances. J0die treats us to a rant, but whilst she does so, I crawl along the bottom of the sofa and tie her shoe laces together.
It features surprise guest appearances from MysteriousGuy and Popeye. After every programme, Lickety lifts a cardboard box from the table next to us and Mysteriousguy's fist is sticking up, giving either a thumbs up or down to the show. Popeye appears dressed as Ming the Merciless and looking really cute, marches through the living room saying hot hail is too good for this rabble, which none of us remark upon.
The show ends, when Voluptuous Virago comes and bounces us all. All snacks apart from sweets supplied by Toshn's café. Minxie kidnapped and kept away from the production by a team comprising, BrightenSteve, Ryan, TheLibertine, Suki and Erectjim "
I'd watch that show, and I work on it. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Have I been unkidnapped yet? 
FS, I thought we had confiscated all electronic appliances from her?
I'm not sure our insurance covers this. "
Minxie is an uninsurable peril. No toaster is safe in her presence. I was just in a pub with her the other week and she ended up with a wine glass and some false teeth in her bag  |
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"Have I been unkidnapped yet?
FS, I thought we had confiscated all electronic appliances from her?
I'm not sure our insurance covers this.
Minxie is an uninsurable peril. No toaster is safe in her presence. I was just in a pub with her the other week and she ended up with a wine glass and some false teeth in her bag "
u forgot the suckable object too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I ask WTF is gogglebox?...
You must have seen it Ben surely?
Nope! Never seen it. I dont hardly watch telly at all. Seriously. Never seen it."
Look it up on catch up... It's hard to explain, they film the general public and their reactions at various tv shows.. There's a posh couple always pissed hilarious!! |
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"I'd love to have a go. However, why not make it a party?
Lickety, Femme, J0die, Soxy and I.
We all sit and make comments about the programmes. I hand out sweets and engage Lickety in a crosstalk sketch, whilst Soxy threatens to throw one of her large sized shoes at the telly whenever something shit comes on. Femme keeps us in order by giving us stern glances. J0die treats us to a rant, but whilst she does so, I crawl along the bottom of the sofa and tie her shoe laces together.
It features surprise guest appearances from MysteriousGuy and Popeye. After every programme, Lickety lifts a cardboard box from the table next to us and Mysteriousguy's fist is sticking up, giving either a thumbs up or down to the show. Popeye appears dressed as Ming the Merciless and looking really cute, marches through the living room saying hot hail is too good for this rabble, which none of us remark upon.
The show ends, when Voluptuous Virago comes and bounces us all. All snacks apart from sweets supplied by Toshn's café. Minxie kidnapped and kept away from the production by a team comprising, BrightenSteve, Ryan, TheLibertine, Suki and Erectjim "
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I'd love to have a go. However, why not make it a party?
Lickety, Femme, J0die, Soxy and I.
We all sit and make comments about the programmes. I hand out sweets and engage Lickety in a crosstalk sketch, whilst Soxy threatens to throw one of her large sized shoes at the telly whenever something shit comes on. Femme keeps us in order by giving us stern glances. J0die treats us to a rant, but whilst she does so, I crawl along the bottom of the sofa and tie her shoe laces together.
It features surprise guest appearances from MysteriousGuy and Popeye. After every programme, Lickety lifts a cardboard box from the table next to us and Mysteriousguy's fist is sticking up, giving either a thumbs up or down to the show. Popeye appears dressed as Ming the Merciless and looking really cute, marches through the living room saying hot hail is too good for this rabble, which none of us remark upon.
The show ends, when Voluptuous Virago comes and bounces us all. All snacks apart from sweets supplied by Toshn's café. Minxie kidnapped and kept away from the production by a team comprising, BrightenSteve, Ryan, TheLibertine, Suki and Erectjim
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You can assist the kidnap squad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd love to have a go. However, why not make it a party?
Lickety, Femme, J0die, Soxy and I.
We all sit and make comments about the programmes. I hand out sweets and engage Lickety in a crosstalk sketch, whilst Soxy threatens to throw one of her large sized shoes at the telly whenever something shit comes on. Femme keeps us in order by giving us stern glances. J0die treats us to a rant, but whilst she does so, I crawl along the bottom of the sofa and tie her shoe laces together.
It features surprise guest appearances from MysteriousGuy and Popeye. After every programme, Lickety lifts a cardboard box from the table next to us and Mysteriousguy's fist is sticking up, giving either a thumbs up or down to the show. Popeye appears dressed as Ming the Merciless and looking really cute, marches through the living room saying hot hail is too good for this rabble, which none of us remark upon.
The show ends, when Voluptuous Virago comes and bounces us all. All snacks apart from sweets supplied by Toshn's café. Minxie kidnapped and kept away from the production by a team comprising, BrightenSteve, Ryan, TheLibertine, Suki and Erectjim
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You can assist the kidnap squad "
haha they had an epic fail |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like to see Lib in front of the camera."
I've never actually seen Googlebox but I know the premise. I'd be rubbish - I hate cameras but also I like to watch TV in silence and get irrate when people start talking over things I'm trying to watch. It would probably consist of me sitting still gormlessly staring at the same space. |
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"I'd like to see Lib in front of the camera.
I've never actually seen Googlebox but I know the premise. I'd be rubbish - I hate cameras but also I like to watch TV in silence and get irrate when people start talking over things I'm trying to watch. It would probably consist of me sitting still gormlessly staring at the same space."
I take it back. I'll audition. |
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