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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of my best friends is a policeman.
He was called out to a fracas in a house.
His colleague took the husband into the kitchen and he sat down with the wife.
All was calmed down so he sat the wife down to take some notes about what had gone on.
When she sat down he said there was this strange noise and then followed by a brief silence
Then the lady just said 'ooh sorry about that I've just fanny farted'   |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Is it just me who still has that infantile desire to laugh at every fanny fart?"
I was in the Attic once watching a couple shag, prior to joining them and she had fanny farts. All I could picture was Blazing Saddles, but it did seem impolite to mention it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just be grateful they don't smell like ordinary farts!
If they do there's something very wrong with your hygien routine.
Yes we both laugh when they occur too.
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During a lull in play yesterday we stopped for a glass of wine and some strawberries... all very grown-up and sophisticated...until she suddenly let rip with a very lengthy set of fanny farts.... fits of giggles from me  |
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