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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how much for postage?
A real man could launch it to the desired destination!"
A Real Man can ejaculate 3 times with the same erection, and can sun bathe in the rain.
A Real Man must believe he can deflect nuclear explosions, and hammer nails with his head and his fists.. the faults contained within the man cannot be recognised by the man. He only believes in his all engulfing masculinity, hence his bomb proof beliefs in himself and others like him..
All Real Men are the most manly of men.. the most supreme of our species. They are products of nature, not nurture. Once a man has been declared a Real Man he cannot be demoted to a lesser Manly state, therefore a Real Man is a Real Man for life..
OMG.. I'm ranting again.. jesus.. how did that happen.. |
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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago
INGATESTONE near Brentwood |
"how much for postage?
A real man could launch it to the desired destination!
A Real Man can ejaculate 3 times with the same erection, and can sun bathe in the rain.
A Real Man must believe he can deflect nuclear explosions, and hammer nails with his head and his fists.. the faults contained within the man cannot be recognised by the man. He only believes in his all engulfing masculinity, hence his bomb proof beliefs in himself and others like him..
All Real Men are the most manly of men.. the most supreme of our species. They are products of nature, not nurture. Once a man has been declared a Real Man he cannot be demoted to a lesser Manly state, therefore a Real Man is a Real Man for life..
OMG.. I'm ranting again.. jesus.. how did that happen.."
Rant away buddy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Real men don't rant, they observe and dismiss...."
You have not been declared a Real Man by the "Council Concerned With All Suitable Qualities Regarding The True Masculine Quality Of All Relevant Males" of which I am Chairman/Founder/CEO. You are now dismissed as unsuitable by and for the above organisation, and decicion reached and enforced by me. Regards, Irish Gent  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woman walks into a sperm bank and walks up to the receptionist. The receptionist says "I think you're in the wrong place." The woman shakes her head and says "mm mm mmm!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I smell spunk. Own up, who's farted?
You had cock snot up your fart pipe again 
Only if I had an intruder during my afternoon nap "
You know what they say: "He who smelt it, dealt it." I'd be worried  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I smell spunk. Own up, who's farted?
You had cock snot up your fart pipe again
Only if I had an intruder during my afternoon nap
You know what they say: "He who smelt it, dealt it." I'd be worried "
I'm very worried!
You made the rhyme, you did the crime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I smell spunk. Own up, who's farted?
You had cock snot up your fart pipe again
Only if I had an intruder during my afternoon nap
You know what they say: "He who smelt it, dealt it." I'd be worried
I'm very worried!
You made the rhyme, you did the crime "
Nah you're alright
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By (user no longer on site)
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You had cock snot up your fart pipe again "
haha ....ya I'll tell my boss that one in the morning.
"Ya boss you got cock snock dripping out of your fart pipe..."   |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Ooooo love a full load dripping out my arse.
If that post doesn't flood your inbox nothing will lol"
I've never heard it called an inbox before 
I guess straights just have an outbox, others have inboxes and some have a filing system  |
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