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What has porn taught you?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not to ram my cock down a ladies throat and that fucking her whilst trying to flush her head down the loo isn't at ALL romantic.
Curse you Rocco!!!!!!!! |
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That plumbers don't get their kit off and fuck my wife, that sex doesn't stop after 90 minutes, that it's ok if I don't fuck constantly for an hour, that it's ok for me to lose my erection for a while, that sex doesn't have to take place in California.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Porn has taught me to open my legs rub my fanny and scream like a banshee as soon any man touches me 
Im not standing next to you in the ice cream van queue then.   "
Stick a flake in it |
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"Porn has taught me to open my legs rub my fanny and scream like a banshee as soon any man touches me "
Porn has taught me that whenever I touch a woman she doesn't open her legs and rub her fanny screaming like a banshee
Darn you porn for misleading me and making me weep in the supermarket in the freezer isle   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Porn has taught me that whilst the fuddy duddy British were having to make do with tripe such as "Confessions of a ....." the French and particulary the Germans were having a great time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That two men having sex turns me on
 seconded love it!
Thirded !!!! Oh my !! Xxxx
We should start an appreciation group "
And a participation group. May i be a founding member? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That my dick isn't big enough, i need to loose the foreskin, i need to last ALOT longer and i should have trained to be a plumber.
Well, when was the last time you saw a truck driver in a porno? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some great comments in this thread...BUT...
#1 reason I watch amateur porn...it's real. its as real as wrestling  "
What are you talking about?..
I don't even watch wrestling....? |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
That eye contact isn't essential for sex, you can look bored.
Faking is good - the louder the better.
Oh and to gush and squirt is essential to know you've been shagged well... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That two men having sex turns me on
seconded love it!
Thirded !!!! Oh my !! Xxxx
We should start an appreciation group
I'm in
Can I have an application form to join please "
Make that two  |
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"I didn't realise how many women like gay porn."
Where have you been? It is bizarre, so many women love man on man, yet clubs are generally discouraging of such fun, unless it is a special bi night. Some clubs need to progress and get with the times. As for porn, it is obvious everyone, everywhere is always up for a fuck session, however unlikely it may seem.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WThat guys expect us to take it up the wrong-un, swallow or have it in the face and not really expect much in the way of foreplay "
foreplay is the fluffers job! Ain't that right violet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WThat guys expect us to take it up the wrong-un, swallow or have it in the face and not really expect much in the way of foreplay foreplay is the fluffers job! Ain't that right violet? "
You called lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WThat guys expect us to take it up the wrong-un, swallow or have it in the face and not really expect much in the way of foreplay foreplay is the fluffers job! Ain't that right violet?
You called lol. "
Opps forgot I was on party profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"WThat guys expect us to take it up the wrong-un, swallow or have it in the face and not really expect much in the way of foreplay foreplay is the fluffers job! Ain't that right violet?
You called lol.
Opps forgot I was on party profile. "
busted lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WThat guys expect us to take it up the wrong-un, swallow or have it in the face and not really expect much in the way of foreplay foreplay is the fluffers job! Ain't that right violet?
You called lol.
Opps forgot I was on party profile. busted lol"
Brb |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WThat guys expect us to take it up the wrong-un, swallow or have it in the face and not really expect much in the way of foreplay foreplay is the fluffers job! Ain't that right violet?
You called lol.
Opps forgot I was on party profile. busted lol
Brb"
Waving lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WThat guys expect us to take it up the wrong-un, swallow or have it in the face and not really expect much in the way of foreplay foreplay is the fluffers job! Ain't that right violet?
You called lol.
Opps forgot I was on party profile. busted lol
Brb
Waving lol. "
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
During sex with the wife , I suddenly stopped and didn't move.
She said, "What are you doing?"
To which I replied, "I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."
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