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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

spunk tasted of chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oh yes

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place

i reckon most would be permanantly latched on ....god you have a great imagination ...lol

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By *prite128Woman  over a year ago

maidstone

yuk...i hate chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"yuk...i hate chocolate "

Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

or banana flavoured angel delight, yummy, or just very sweet custard, i dont want much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

spunk tasted of chocolate?"

Need clarification...

Milk or dark chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

nope now if it's taste's of vodka and you are talking

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"yuk...i hate chocolate

Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx "

lmfao

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"i reckon most would be permanantly latched on ....god you have a great imagination ...lol"

ty

hope YOU don't have a sweet tooth

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"

spunk tasted of chocolate?

Need clarification...

Milk or dark chocolate?

"

dark

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i reckon most would be permanantly latched on ....god you have a great imagination ...lol

ty

hope YOU don't have a sweet tooth"

LMAO

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By *ooty and suuCouple  over a year ago

barnsley

oh no stop it now lol

it is said your sperm taste of what you eat

if men eat nothing but choclate to get a blow

men would be choclate eating fat f**kers

and dont think many women would want to

watch out guys this is a scam made up by some man hateing women lol

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By *prite128Woman  over a year ago

maidstone


"yuk...i hate chocolate

Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx "

I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"yuk...i hate chocolate

Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx

I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx"

errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"yuk...i hate chocolate "

Im not a chocolate lover either.

Prefer cheese but im not even going THERE

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

spunk tasted of chocolate?"

As the ol' joke goes.... how do you know God wasn't a woman.

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"yuk...i hate chocolate

Im not a chocolate lover either.

Prefer cheese but im not even going THERE "

uuuuuuugh feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

spunk tasted of chocolate?

As the ol' joke goes.... how do you know God wasn't a woman."

It is cos he IS HIM - the God of the forum, a title awarded on a weekly basis?

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"

spunk tasted of chocolate?

As the ol' joke goes.... how do you know God wasn't a woman."

cos the churches ( other places of worship are available ) aren't closed one week in every four

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"yuk...i hate chocolate

Im not a chocolate lover either.

Prefer cheese but im not even going THERE "

cheesey knob anyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"oh no stop it now lol

it is said your sperm taste of what you eat

if men eat nothing but choclate to get a blow

men would be choclate eating fat f**kers

and dont think many women would want to

watch out guys this is a scam made up by some man hateing women lol "

mine would taste of Pot Noodle then

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"yuk...i hate chocolate

Im not a chocolate lover either.

Prefer cheese but im not even going THERE

cheesey knob anyone "

erm, cheesy hob nobs, i'm educated dontcha know

wonders if i'd turn into a fountain if i went to devon, in the holidays i hasten to add

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

spunk tasted of chocolate?

As the ol' joke goes.... how do you know God wasn't a woman.

It is cos he IS HIM - the God of the forum, a title awarded on a weekly basis? "

I don't worship false gods.... the answer was in the OP.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

spunk tasted of chocolate?

As the ol' joke goes.... how do you know God wasn't a woman.

It is cos he IS HIM - the God of the forum, a title awarded on a weekly basis?

I don't worship false gods.... the answer was in the OP."

There are ONLY false ones but thought Mushroom made a pretty good earth version ? Just pondering about kneeling in front of him...

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By *prite128Woman  over a year ago

maidstone


"yuk...i hate chocolate

Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx

I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx

errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???"

yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

spunk tasted of chocolate?

As the ol' joke goes.... how do you know God wasn't a woman.

It is cos he IS HIM - the God of the forum, a title awarded on a weekly basis?

I don't worship false gods.... the answer was in the OP.

There are ONLY false ones but thought Mushroom made a pretty good earth version ? Just pondering about kneeling in front of him..."

Awwww don't tease the poor guy and keep him dangling like a plaything with all that pondering - you either wanna or ya don't lol

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By *ickens CiderMan  over a year ago

taunton


"oh yes "

well it can me arranged... honestly!

Blimey... Gulp... Here goes...

I'm blessed still with my foreskin... and as part of my many hours of self pleasuring I actually find that things inside my foreskin can add some nice feelings and sensations... Have filled it coins... Marbles... Ball Bearings... And they can be gentle massaged and rolled around inside... Each to their own so hold fire on the comments... lol

Anyway... Then one day wondered about chocolate buttons... Slip those in and see what happens... Tee Hee

They need to be chilled ideally but they slip inside a treat... You have to insert them quickly mine... Because after a few seconds they start to soften and ultimately melt... ha ha... Once they do and you've a dozen or so in there they ooze... All soft and melted and ever so slightly silky in texture with the pre cum for the excitement of the sensation of something being in my foreskin...

Quickly learned that the white milky bar type buttons look the best as chocolate cum...

Just now want to find a nice lady to play and suckle the chocolate cum and hey... load them little beauties in the first place and then reload more buttons... Phwar... Sorry it's got me quite excited... lol.

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"

spunk tasted of chocolate?

As the ol' joke goes.... how do you know God wasn't a woman.

It is cos he IS HIM - the God of the forum, a title awarded on a weekly basis?

I don't worship false gods.... the answer was in the OP.

There are ONLY false ones but thought Mushroom made a pretty good earth version ? Just pondering about kneeling in front of him..."

OK , as long as there is no one kneeling behind me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

spunk tasted of chocolate?"

For a bit till they got board.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not a fan of chocolate so they would get less from me

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"yuk...i hate chocolate

Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx

I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx

errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???

yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x"

come to think of it ....can it be royal blue and white ??

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By *prite128Woman  over a year ago

maidstone


"yuk...i hate chocolate

Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx

I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx

errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???

yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x

come to think of it ....can it be royal blue and white ?? "

aww and i'd just cast on !

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"

spunk tasted of chocolate?

For a bit till they got board. "

and lodgings? weakly terms?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

spunk tasted of chocolate?

For a bit till they got board.

and lodgings? weakly terms?"

You would need one nut with chocolate and one with pina colada

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"yuk...i hate chocolate

Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx

I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx

errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???

yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x

come to think of it ....can it be royal blue and white ?? "

with an orange at half time, or change of ends ( ,

did you know that primrose is nearly an anagram of promise?

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

is promiser a proppa word?

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By *ickens CiderMan  over a year ago

taunton

You lot must of missed my post then... Anybody interest? lol

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"You lot must of missed my post then... Anybody interest? lol "

its often timing mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"yuk...i hate chocolate

Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx

I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx

errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???

yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x

come to think of it ....can it be royal blue and white ??

with an orange at half time, or change of ends ( ,

did you know that primrose is nearly an anagram of promise?"

and "rim prose"

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"You lot must of missed my post then... Anybody interest? lol "

Still trying to erase it from my memory.

With a chisel.

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"yuk...i hate chocolate

Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx

I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx

errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???

yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x

come to think of it ....can it be royal blue and white ??

with an orange at half time, or change of ends ( ,

did you know that primrose is nearly an anagram of promise?

and "rim prose" "

opal fruits. made to make your eyes water?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"yuk...i hate chocolate

Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx

I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx

errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???

yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x

come to think of it ....can it be royal blue and white ??

with an orange at half time, or change of ends ( ,

did you know that primrose is nearly an anagram of promise?

and "rim prose"

opal fruits. made to make your eyes water?"

I am struggling to work out the anagram... opal fruits

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"yuk...i hate chocolate

Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx

I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx

errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???

yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x

come to think of it ....can it be royal blue and white ??

aww and i'd just cast on ! "

ooooooerrrr will it hurt ?

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By *ickens CiderMan  over a year ago

taunton


"You lot must of missed my post then... Anybody interest? lol

its often timing mate"

well it's their loss... I thought that's what some of them would be after? Clearly not?! lol

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

.


"yuk...i hate chocolate

Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx

I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx

errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???

yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x

come to think of it ....can it be royal blue and white ??

with an orange at half time, or change of ends ( ,

did you know that primrose is nearly an anagram of promise?

and "rim prose"

opal fruits. made to make your eyes water?

I am struggling to work out the anagram... opal fruits"

I FOUL STRAP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

spunk tasted of chocolate?"

Definately!

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"yuk...i hate chocolate

I am struggling to work out the anagram... opal fruits

I FOUL STRAP"

"Up a florist"

honest

oooh er

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By *prite128Woman  over a year ago

maidstone


"yuk...i hate chocolate

I am struggling to work out the anagram... opal fruits

I FOUL STRAP

"Up a florist"

honest

oooh er"

theres a really nasty anagram of those letters so stick with the florist !

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"oh yes "

well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"oh yes

well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate. "

you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?

;-)

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

just has a horrible, and i mean horrible, thought?

does anyone like Lion bars, ( Other brands are available ) cos my dick is full of warts

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"oh yes

well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.

you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?

;-)"

who cares ill be finished by then.lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"oh yes

well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.

you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?

;-)

who cares ill be finished by then.lol "

well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"oh yes

well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.

you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?

;-)

who cares ill be finished by then.lol

well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol"

be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"oh yes

well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.

you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?

;-)

who cares ill be finished by then.lol

well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol

be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention. "

Talk to Nurse Provocative - and carry on, Matron

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"oh yes

well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.

you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?

;-)

who cares ill be finished by then.lol

well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol

be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention.

Talk to Nurse Provocative - and carry on, Matron "

ffs its coming back up again.

ps does that uniform come with,stockings and heels.aaaahh thats better.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"oh yes

well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.

you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?

;-)

who cares ill be finished by then.lol

well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol

be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention.

Talk to Nurse Provocative - and carry on, Matron

ffs its coming back up again.

ps does that uniform come with,stockings and heels.aaaahh thats better. "

will have to show you my special uniform no kidding it s for real;-)

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"oh yes

well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.

you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?

;-)

who cares ill be finished by then.lol

well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol

be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention.

Talk to Nurse Provocative - and carry on, Matron

ffs its coming back up again.

ps does that uniform come with,stockings and heels.aaaahh thats better.

will have to show you my special uniform no kidding it s for real;-)"

includes a whip ...lol

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"oh yes

well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.

you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?

;-)

who cares ill be finished by then.lol

well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol

be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention.

Talk to Nurse Provocative - and carry on, Matron

ffs its coming back up again.

ps does that uniform come with,stockings and heels.aaaahh thats better.

will have to show you my special uniform no kidding it s for real;-)"

promise.im usually quite good,but can be bad when required.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"oh yes

well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.

you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?

;-)

who cares ill be finished by then.lol

well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol

be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention.

Talk to Nurse Provocative - and carry on, Matron

ffs its coming back up again.

ps does that uniform come with,stockings and heels.aaaahh thats better.

will have to show you my special uniform no kidding it s for real;-)

promise.im usually quite good,but can be bad when required. "

promises....cant wait;-);-);-)

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"oh yes

well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.

you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?

;-)

who cares ill be finished by then.lol

well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol

be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention.

Talk to Nurse Provocative - and carry on, Matron

ffs its coming back up again.

ps does that uniform come with,stockings and heels.aaaahh thats better.

will have to show you my special uniform no kidding it s for real;-)

includes a whip ...lol"

i must be phsycic.provocative,and whip.seem to go hand in hand.with the uniform,the stockings,the heels,the chocolate blow job.oh oh there its back again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

oh yes

well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.

you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?

;-)

who cares ill be finished by then.lol

well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol

be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention.

Talk to Nurse Provocative - and carry on, Matron

ffs its coming back up again.

ps does that uniform come with,stockings and heels.aaaahh thats better.

will have to show you my special uniform no kidding it s for real;-)

includes a whip ...lol

i must be phsycic.provocative,and whip.seem to go hand in hand.with the uniform,the stockings,the heels,the chocolate blow job.oh oh there its back again. "

the 6 inch heels and the black leather coat?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Depends on what you eat as to what it tastes like if you drink fresh pinapple juice makes it taste sweeter if you smoke it makes it taste like an ashtray.

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"Depends on what you eat as to what it tastes like if you drink fresh pinapple juice makes it taste sweeter if you smoke it makes it taste like an ashtray."

Take your word for that ...

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

am i missing something here?

if spunk tasted of CHOCOLATE

wtf does it matter what you eat??

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