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veeted my arse and crack last night
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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so was in a hotel with my fem friend and decided this was a good ideal.
know im as smooth as a babys bum, feels good, looks good and clean.
any others guys done this? if you never tried it, give it a go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shall i shave my legs?
Would make the heels look better 
Yes, and the picture you promised today. Do it, you know you want to.
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Hahaha nooooooooo. I can't be seen buying stockings or tights. I'm hardcore me. Proper lol
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Shall i shave my legs?
Would make the heels look better
Yes, and the picture you promised today. Do it, you know you want to.
Hahaha nooooooooo. I can't be seen buying stockings or tights. I'm hardcore me. Proper lol
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I'll bring a pair of stockings to the Jaydees social for you. Unless you'd prefer crotchless tights? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shall i shave my legs?
Would make the heels look better
Yes, and the picture you promised today. Do it, you know you want to.
Hahaha nooooooooo. I can't be seen buying stockings or tights. I'm hardcore me. Proper lol
I'll bring a pair of stockings to the Jaydees social for you. Unless you'd prefer crotchless tights?"
Crotchless will be good. At least then i can show everyone that i have a third leg.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brave guy...have you never read the Veet for Men reviews on Amazon? I have a browse through those when I need a good belly laugh "
Just did! Laughing my arse off hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brave guy...have you never read the Veet for Men reviews on Amazon? I have a browse through those when I need a good belly laugh "
OMG! They are hilarious. Go and have a read now! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"so was in a hotel with my fem friend and decided this was a good ideal.
know im as smooth as a babys bum, feels good, looks good and clean.
any others guys done this? if you never tried it, give it a go "
Man up!
Get an epilator! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol! the Amazon reviews are hilarious. but i know girls who use veet down below, front to back, with zero or minimal issues. they must know a secret technique. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol! the Amazon reviews are hilarious. but i know girls who use veet down below, front to back, with zero or minimal issues. they must know a secret technique.
Teflon coating?
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No sense no feeling? That veet burns like f**k!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol! the Amazon reviews are hilarious. but i know girls who use veet down below, front to back, with zero or minimal issues. they must know a secret technique.
Teflon coating?
No sense no feeling? That veet burns like f**k! "
just been told:
use veet for sensitive skin. fold tissue and place that in the crack to protect the hairless and more sensitive bits. put cream on so that a thin layer covers the hair. if the hair is long, trim it to as close to about 1/4 inch as you can then put cream on. just before it starts burning the hair should start to go a little curly. when it goes curly, use the scraper thingy and scrape it off quickly then wash with warm water and moisturise. zero problems for her. |
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It all seems to have gone so wrong for the op. Should have boiled some wax first and dripped it on, then used a good exfoliator scrub before leaving the veet on for a good couple of hours or so. See if he'd repeat that quickly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I (m) have used Veet several times in the bum crack. It works a treet and no side effects but it must be washed off very thoroughly before the maximum time. Far better than shaving in the bum crack.
But I am not allergic to it. Others may be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Veet can burn sensitive areas (my nipples bled when I used it on my chest), the best alternative is Magic Powder that can be found on eBay. It comes in several different varieties including sensitive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so was in a hotel with my fem friend and decided this was a good ideal.
know im as smooth as a babys bum, feels good, looks good and clean.
any others guys done this? if you never tried it, give it a go "
A blow torch is recommended for those who are more sensitive.  |
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"Brave guy...have you never read the Veet for Men reviews on Amazon? I have a browse through those when I need a good belly laugh
OMG! They are hilarious. Go and have a read now!"
Agreed. I urge anyone who's not read them to go and do so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol! the Amazon reviews are hilarious. but i know girls who use veet down below, front to back, with zero or minimal issues. they must know a secret technique.
Teflon coating?
No sense no feeling? That veet burns like f**k! "
Yes, and it stinks to high heaven. Never again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brave guy...have you never read the Veet for Men reviews on Amazon? I have a browse through those when I need a good belly laugh "
Thank you so much for enlightening me to the brilliant world of veet for men Amazon reviews whoever did!
I stood at the bus stop last night laughing uncontrollably at such gems as:
'Makes my farts sound louder. The hair must have acted as an interlocking silencer.. I give this the big thumbs up. 5/5'
'So overall 5 out of 5. It clearly does remove hair, and flesh, or at least that's what they say has happened when the dressings are changed.
I didn't expect to have to wear an adult nappy because of the ongoing genital weeping, and I am "off-games" for at least the rest of the year and possibly the whole of my adult life, but there you go.
Potential buyers might consider self-castration as a cheaper and less invasive alternative.'
'Despite ruining my life, this product does do what it says: my marriage equipment, though smaller than before, albino-white and significantly misshapen, carries not one hair nor even one follicle and probably never will. I therefore have to give it 5 stars: "does exactly what it says on the tin - and then some'
It's going to keep me entertained for a long time!
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
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Sorry I had to copy this review before I collapse in a snotty heap!
I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...: |
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
A seaside town near you! |
"Brave guy...have you never read the Veet for Men reviews on Amazon? I have a browse through those when I need a good belly laugh
Thank you so much for enlightening me to the brilliant world of veet for men Amazon reviews whoever did!
I stood at the bus stop last night laughing uncontrollably at such gems as:
'Makes my farts sound louder. The hair must have acted as an interlocking silencer.. I give this the big thumbs up. 5/5'
'So overall 5 out of 5. It clearly does remove hair, and flesh, or at least that's what they say has happened when the dressings are changed.
I didn't expect to have to wear an adult nappy because of the ongoing genital weeping, and I am "off-games" for at least the rest of the year and possibly the whole of my adult life, but there you go.
Potential buyers might consider self-castration as a cheaper and less invasive alternative.'
'Despite ruining my life, this product does do what it says: my marriage equipment, though smaller than before, albino-white and significantly misshapen, carries not one hair nor even one follicle and probably never will. I therefore have to give it 5 stars: "does exactly what it says on the tin - and then some'
It's going to keep me entertained for a long time!
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Oh my god I'm choking with laugher here!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol! the Amazon reviews are hilarious. but i know girls who use veet down below, front to back, with zero or minimal issues. they must know a secret technique. "
It took all of the skin off me when I tried it. And to add insult to injury, the hair was completely unmoved.
Never again. Less painful to epilate my candyfloss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Magic powder is better "
BETTER??????
As in burns more? OMFG I tried magic powder sensitive on my face. I followed the instructions to the letter but after less than a minute I was burning!
I had actual burns from the stuff. Took a week to settle down.
I posted a thread entitled ARRGH! Help! Or something like that at the time !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Magic powder is better
BETTER??????
As in burns more? OMFG I tried magic powder sensitive on my face. I followed the instructions to the letter but after less than a minute I was burning!
I had actual burns from the stuff. Took a week to settle down.
I posted a thread entitled ARRGH! Help! Or something like that at the time !
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I use the platinum one on my bits and it's great lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Magic powder is better
BETTER??????
As in burns more? OMFG I tried magic powder sensitive on my face. I followed the instructions to the letter but after less than a minute I was burning!
I had actual burns from the stuff. Took a week to settle down.
I posted a thread entitled ARRGH! Help! Or something like that at the time !
I use the platinum one on my bits and it's great lol "
After my last experience I certainly won't be putting it down there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Magic powder is better
BETTER??????
As in burns more? OMFG I tried magic powder sensitive on my face. I followed the instructions to the letter but after less than a minute I was burning!
I had actual burns from the stuff. Took a week to settle down.
I posted a thread entitled ARRGH! Help! Or something like that at the time !
I use the platinum one on my bits and it's great lol "
I use the platinum for my balls and crack too. Works a treat. |
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