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Don't want to shag my way through the site....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
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over a year ago
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you? "
Not a chance lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whether I wanted to or not it's not going to happen cos according to 99% of the women I message I'm not their type! "
You wouldn't want to anyway....your cock would probably fall off |
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"well there is a long weekend coming up 
Sends some lube and savlon down to Eastbourne  "
I shan't need it, I have the magic touch as soon as we send a message agreeing to meet people disappear...I'm planning on gardening |
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anything at all would be enough for me lol
I did have a female meet me a few months ago, wanted me as her FB.. possibly every day! GULP  ironically I only met her once then she deleted profile! Some people decide after 'the act' thats its not actually for them |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you? "
It's a way of making a person feel morally superior by implying that others who don't have hang ups about meeting random strangers for sex are somehow less moral. It says a lot about people who have such comments.
I avoid every single profile which has that on. They are not liberated enough for me. And they are judgemental - who are they to be moral arbiters on here? Did they pass a course to enable them to be the repository of all things 'right and correct'? |
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you?
It's a way of making a person feel morally superior by implying that others who don't have hang ups about meeting random strangers for sex are somehow less moral. It says a lot about people who have such comments.
I avoid every single profile which has that on. They are not liberated enough for me. And they are judgemental - who are they to be moral arbiters on here? Did they pass a course to enable them to be the repository of all things 'right and correct'?"
and of course the other common one: we are not hardened swingers... but |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't think I'd be able to do it alone, but if I was allowed to bring the rest of my ships crew with me I think we'd come pretty close to it... "
How many crew is on there? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
...so by "realistically" you mean you thought about it?...   "
The logistics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What level of promiscuity does one have to achieve to be perceived to be aspiring to shag ones way through the site. There must be an empirical formula or how is it possible to know?"
Theres a Bell(end) curve. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I think it could be attempted and would make for a busy couple of years. I'd need a secretary to take care of the admin, make up lady to save me time, photo-bitch to take pics for me and probably the world supply of lube. Afterwards, I may have to sit on chairs in pubs and not stools in case I just slide down them. |
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you?
It's a way of making a person feel morally superior by implying that others who don't have hang ups about meeting random strangers for sex are somehow less moral. It says a lot about people who have such comments.
I avoid every single profile which has that on. They are not liberated enough for me. And they are judgemental - who are they to be moral arbiters on here? Did they pass a course to enable them to be the repository of all things 'right and correct'?"
 are always going to be people who feel they have to justify their actions, to the detriment of others... Even when they are often doing the self same things! Gotta chuckle really! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I would start with the real single females looking for men, as that probably wouldn't take long. Would then move onto the real couples looking for men, again, that shouldn't take too long. So in short I'd be willing to give it a go and I doubt it would involve as big numbers as some might think!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would start with the real single females looking for men, as that probably wouldn't take long. Would then move onto the real couples looking for men, again, that shouldn't take too long. So in short I'd be willing to give it a go and I doubt it would involve as big numbers as some might think!!
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You have a plan of action! This is good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think it could be attempted and would make for a busy couple of years. I'd need a secretary to take care of the admin, make up lady to save me time, photo-bitch to take pics for me and probably the world supply of lube. Afterwards, I may have to sit on chairs in pubs and not stools in case I just slide down them. "
Ill be make up lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would start with the real single females looking for men, as that probably wouldn't take long. Would then move onto the real couples looking for men, again, that shouldn't take too long. So in short I'd be willing to give it a go and I doubt it would involve as big numbers as some might think!!
You have a plan of action! This is good "
Fail to plan, you plan to fail!! If you would like to be #1 we can get this party started...   |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I think it could be attempted and would make for a busy couple of years. I'd need a secretary to take care of the admin, make up lady to save me time, photo-bitch to take pics for me and probably the world supply of lube. Afterwards, I may have to sit on chairs in pubs and not stools in case I just slide down them.
Ill be make up lady "
Yippee! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I'd actually quite like to give it a go...I don't meet couples at home so it'd have to be single guys during the week...if I could arrange 2 or 3 a night weeknights for the 40 weeks a year I'm available to play then that would be 600 then spend the weekends in clubs fucking everything that passed (call it 40 per weekend for starters) that's another 1600 so an optimistic estimate would be 2200 per year...blimey it would require some dedication (as well as industrial amounts of lube and shed loads of condoms) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find it amusing when people put that. People that have a profile on here and are looking for sex with strangers on the internet.
Bless their innocent little cotton socks.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I find it amusing when people put that. People that have a profile on here and are looking for sex with strangers on the internet.
Bless their innocent little cotton socks. "
I hope they take their socks off! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I find it amusing when people put that. People that have a profile on here and are looking for sex with strangers on the internet.
Bless their innocent little cotton socks.
I hope they take their socks off! "
That might slow down through-put.
I think I'll have to lie back and be done unto or my knees would give out getting through that many men.
Where do I start?
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"I find it amusing when people put that. People that have a profile on here and are looking for sex with strangers on the internet.
Bless their innocent little cotton socks.
I hope they take their socks off!
That might slow down through-put.
I think I'll have to lie back and be done unto or my knees would give out getting through that many men.
Where do I start?
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Here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am sure no one would want to do that - it's just a turn of phrase that I think people use to point out that they favour quality over quantity - like most of us I suspect |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whether I wanted to or not it's not going to happen cos according to 99% of the women I message I'm not their type! "
Well if you look at it from a mathematical point of view....that 1% is a fairly high number...when you consider the number of female fab members..!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its gonna take me a few years to shag my way through the london blackmans party scene so i dont think i get there some how,but its fun trying "
I'd be happy to help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its gonna take me a few years to shag my way through the london blackmans party scene so i dont think i get there some how,but its fun trying "
Leave me some! )) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you? "
It's not a case of could I it's a case of no thanks as I don't fancy a large proportion of peeps on here, no offense but that must be true for everyone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you?
It's not a case of could I it's a case of no thanks as I don't fancy a large proportion of peeps on here, no offense but that must be true for everyone "
Tongue in cheek my dear |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you?
It's not a case of could I it's a case of no thanks as I don't fancy a large proportion of peeps on here, no offense but that must be true for everyone "
I'm doing Wales after England |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you?
It's not a case of could I it's a case of no thanks as I don't fancy a large proportion of peeps on here, no offense but that must be true for everyone
I'm doing Wales after England"
Can't we go first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you?
It's not a case of could I it's a case of no thanks as I don't fancy a large proportion of peeps on here, no offense but that must be true for everyone
I'm doing Wales after England
Can't we go first "
It's the language barrier. Sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its gonna take me a few years to shag my way through the london blackmans party scene so i dont think i get there some how,but its fun trying
I'd be happy to help "
shame u so far i could do with a hand its hard work u know |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
You know how people do the whole 'how long would it actually take to count to a million' calculation? Well, at the time of typing there are 21, 316 members online. To shag my way through them all at the rate of 2 a day would take 34.4 years exactly (accounting for leap years and a few days off here and there for lady reasons).
Just thought I'd put it into perspective... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you?
It's not a case of could I it's a case of no thanks as I don't fancy a large proportion of peeps on here, no offense but that must be true for everyone
I'm doing Wales after England
Can't we go first
It's the language barrier. Sorry "
It's hard to talk with a mouthful.....use sign language |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its gonna take me a few years to shag my way through the london blackmans party scene so i dont think i get there some how,but its fun trying
Leave me some! ))"
i already do lol you go to some of the same partys,not actually chatted there yet .havent clue who u are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you?
It's not a case of could I it's a case of no thanks as I don't fancy a large proportion of peeps on here, no offense but that must be true for everyone
I'm doing Wales after England
Can't we go first "
I'm working my way through Wales |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know how people do the whole 'how long would it actually take to count to a million' calculation? Well, at the time of typing there are 21, 316 members online. To shag my way through them all at the rate of 2 a day would take 34.4 years exactly (accounting for leap years and a few days off here and there for lady reasons).
Just thought I'd put it into perspective..."
Thats not too bad then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you?
It's not a case of could I it's a case of no thanks as I don't fancy a large proportion of peeps on here, no offense but that must be true for everyone
I'm doing Wales after England
Can't we go first I'm working my way through Wales "
You keep doing the same one
Between that and the sheep your never gonna get round to England |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its gonna take me a few years to shag my way through the london blackmans party scene so i dont think i get there some how,but its fun trying
I'd be happy to help shame u so far i could do with a hand its hard work u know "
I wish I was closer, would need a guiding hand as I'm a novice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you?
It's not a case of could I it's a case of no thanks as I don't fancy a large proportion of peeps on here, no offense but that must be true for everyone
I'm doing Wales after England
Can't we go first I'm working my way through Wales
You keep doing the same one
Between that and the sheep your never gonna get round to England "
Oh yeah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its gonna take me a few years to shag my way through the london blackmans party scene so i dont think i get there some how,but its fun trying
I'd be happy to help shame u so far i could do with a hand its hard work u know
I wish I was closer, would need a guiding hand as I'm a novice "
im use to shy novices club buddys lol i lead u gently in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know how people do the whole 'how long would it actually take to count to a million' calculation? Well, at the time of typing there are 21, 316 members online. To shag my way through them all at the rate of 2 a day would take 34.4 years exactly (accounting for leap years and a few days off here and there for lady reasons).
Just thought I'd put it into perspective..."
That's alright then. I'd finally be in everyone's age range then. Thank god that day came round eh.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know how people do the whole 'how long would it actually take to count to a million' calculation? Well, at the time of typing there are 21, 316 members online. To shag my way through them all at the rate of 2 a day would take 34.4 years exactly (accounting for leap years and a few days off here and there for lady reasons).
Just thought I'd put it into perspective...
That's alright then. I'd finally be in everyone's age range then. Thank god that day came round eh.
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What if everyone put their agre range up as they get older?  |
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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago
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"Its gonna take me a few years to shag my way through the london blackmans party scene so i dont think i get there some how,but its fun trying
I'd be happy to help shame u so far i could do with a hand its hard work u know
I wish I was closer, would need a guiding hand as I'm a novice im use to shy novices club buddys lol i lead u gently in "
Finally found the babe i was looking for |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thinking about it seriously taking into account all my preferences,location,time restraints,compatable interests,getting on with my OH,finding a mutually agreeable meeting place it seems that in fact there are only a couple of guys that may be perfect and ive already fucked them!
Job done |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"You know how people do the whole 'how long would it actually take to count to a million' calculation? Well, at the time of typing there are 21, 316 members online. To shag my way through them all at the rate of 2 a day would take 34.4 years exactly (accounting for leap years and a few days off here and there for lady reasons).
Just thought I'd put it into perspective...
That's alright then. I'd finally be in everyone's age range then. Thank god that day came round eh.
What if everyone put their agre range up as they get older? "
I should have factored that in. Or factored in the menopause. I can't be arsed to come up with a different equation, my brain's too fuzzy today. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know how people do the whole 'how long would it actually take to count to a million' calculation? Well, at the time of typing there are 21, 316 members online. To shag my way through them all at the rate of 2 a day would take 34.4 years exactly (accounting for leap years and a few days off here and there for lady reasons).
Just thought I'd put it into perspective...
That's alright then. I'd finally be in everyone's age range then. Thank god that day came round eh.
What if everyone put their agre range up as they get older? "
Don't do that to me! It already frustrates me when i'm out by one year or a few months. It's not nice. At least by then i can be one of those older men that the younger buggers look for.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its gonna take me a few years to shag my way through the london blackmans party scene so i dont think i get there some how,but its fun trying
Leave me some! )) i already do lol you go to some of the same partys,not actually chatted there yet .havent pclue who u are "
I am the tiny one. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I find it amusing when people put that. People that have a profile on here and are looking for sex with strangers on the internet.
Bless their innocent little cotton socks.
I hope they take their socks off!
That might slow down through-put.
I think I'll have to lie back and be done unto or my knees would give out getting through that many men.
Where do I start?
Here "
My Fab tour of the country continues. I have Lowestoft this week - Thursday and Friday - and then Newcastle on 22nd.
I'm hoping to hit Wales and Derby next month if I get a bit more work in.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You know how people do the whole 'how long would it actually take to count to a million' calculation? Well, at the time of typing there are 21, 316 members online. To shag my way through them all at the rate of 2 a day would take 34.4 years exactly (accounting for leap years and a few days off here and there for lady reasons).
Just thought I'd put it into perspective...
That's alright then. I'd finally be in everyone's age range then. Thank god that day came round eh.
What if everyone put their agre range up as they get older? "
There will always be those that want 18-99 so with 34 years I still won't be 99 by the time I have finished. It just needs planning.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not interested in shagging my way thru the whole site, but not averse to gagging on a few of the male members. Plenty to go at too. I could be some time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you?
It's a way of making a person feel morally superior by implying that others who don't have hang ups about meeting random strangers for sex are somehow less moral. It says a lot about people who have such comments.
I avoid every single profile which has that on. They are not liberated enough for me. And they are judgemental - who are they to be moral arbiters on here? Did they pass a course to enable them to be the repository of all things 'right and correct'?"
Absolutely how we feel too , and very well put |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its gonna take me a few years to shag my way through the london blackmans party scene so i dont think i get there some how,but its fun trying
Leave me some! )) i already do lol you go to some of the same partys,not actually chatted there yet .havent pclue who u are
I am the tiny one. "
there are lots tiny ones at ews,im the bigger one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its gonna take me a few years to shag my way through the london blackmans party scene so i dont think i get there some how,but its fun trying
I'd be happy to help shame u so far i could do with a hand its hard work u know
I wish I was closer, would need a guiding hand as I'm a novice im use to shy novices club buddys lol i lead u gently in "
I'm very very shy and innocent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fanny like a wizards sleeve springs to mind so that's a noooooo from me lol "
sex makes you tighter. I thought everyone knew that. I'll be cracking walnuts this time next year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I'd be able to do it alone, but if I was allowed to bring the rest of my ships crew with me I think we'd come pretty close to it... "
but that just means more men added to my list. I'm not Emmanuelle you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you? "
Tts possible but you would have to allow 19 years at 1 min a poke for 14 hrs a day 6 days a week and a short 7 hr session on Sundays. It would be an impressive feat though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its gonna take me a few years to shag my way through the london blackmans party scene so i dont think i get there some how,but its fun trying
I'd be happy to help shame u so far i could do with a hand its hard work u know
I wish I was closer, would need a guiding hand as I'm a novice im use to shy novices club buddys lol i lead u gently in
I'm very very shy and innocent "
yes ive seen ur very inocent pics |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"This comment seems to becoming as popularsiteweekendy disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you?
Tts possible but you would have to allow 19 years at 1 min a poke for 14 hrs a day 6 days a week and a short 7 hr session on Sundays. It would be an impressive feat though. "
Although this time could be halved,if you only shagged them once.
Footnote
If there's any hot couples out there,who are planning to shag their way through the site.
We are available most weekends throughout the summer.
If your really really hot,it doesn't need to be the weekend,it could be at the drop of a hat,even if your only passing through.
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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago
INGATESTONE near Brentwood |
"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you? "
Nope and really don't want to.
If I can find someone who's attitude matches mine. I'll be off this site quicker than Lewis Hamilton shutting his laptop when Nicole comes home |
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"I find it amusing when people put that. People that have a profile on here and are looking for sex with strangers on the internet.
Bless their innocent little cotton socks.
I hope they take their socks off!
That might slow down through-put.
I think I'll have to lie back and be done unto or my knees would give out getting through that many men.
Where do I start?
Here
My Fab tour of the country continues. I have Lowestoft this week - Thursday and Friday - and then Newcastle on 22nd.
I'm hoping to hit Wales and Derby next month if I get a bit more work in.
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you? "
its more often than not something thats said to distance themselves from the other people on the site who will shag anything according to their fine principles...
I think most will know what I think of this type of profile comment....TWATS! |
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"Its gonna take me a few years to shag my way through the london blackmans party scene so i dont think i get there some how,but its fun trying
I'd be happy to help shame u so far i could do with a hand its hard work u know
I wish I was closer, would need a guiding hand as I'm a novice im use to shy novices club buddys lol i lead u gently in
I'm very very shy and innocent yes ive seen ur very inocent pics "
I hope you enjoyed them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you?
Nope and really don't want to.
If I can find someone who's attitude matches mine. I'll be off this site quicker than Lewis Hamilton shutting his laptop when Nicole comes home"
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"This comment seems to becoming as popular as the Sydney disclaimer
Realistically I don't think I could shag my way through the whole site anyway
Could you?
its more often than not something thats said to distance themselves from the other people on the site who will shag anything according to their fine principles...
I think most will know what I think of this type of profile comment....TWATS!"
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"12 more to go for me. Phew!
Knock me off the list....I don't want sloppy 37,234ths "
Yes it's fair to say I'm not quite in my prime now, around the 2000 mark I lost all feeling in my lower body and now use two lollipop sticks to keep it up. I also fake orgasms with wall paper paste. |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"I think it could be attempted and would make for a busy couple of years. I'd need a secretary to take care of the admin, make up lady to save me time, photo-bitch to take pics for me and probably the world supply of lube. Afterwards, I may have to sit on chairs in pubs and not stools in case I just slide down them. "
tina you are supposed to sit on the stool properly not upside down!! lol |
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