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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have you ever just sat and had weird thoughts about nothing in particular ?
Well my latest was all about a "dick which was afraid of dark and enclosed places"
can you imagine it.hahahah
Cant remember what the phobia is on that but reckon i need a shrink with such thoughts :o
To much time on my hands i reckon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Absolutely ... Always.
Was just going through my mail box (Normal e-mail) and was wondering just how do they know I'm a fat middle aged bloke who needs Viagra......
Its outstanding......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I often have day dreams that I'm a woman, with perky breasts, long smooth legs and a shaven haven called Edna, that is my name, not the name of my pussy
Then Prince Philip follows me into a pub toilet and try to look under the cubicle door when I'm having a wee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"blimey bigfella or should i call ya edna ?
i thought mine were strange lmao
at least it could have been randy andy having a looksee"
No...Edna like the older man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMG don't get me started on dreams I always have erotic dreams about the least likely people!
I also sometimes dream that Rob has upset me and when I wake up he can't understand why iv got the hump with him lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Absolutely ... Always.
Was just going through my mail box (Normal e-mail) and was wondering just how do they know I'm a fat middle aged bloke who needs Viagra......
Its outstanding........."
What's really worrying is when the same people who want to sell me Viagra also want to enlarge my penis AND my breasts... and I'm not even going to start on what they want to do to my septic tank. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well apart from the dick who hated dark, damp and enclosed places,
And along the same lines,
what about having a jack and danny that screamed everytime it was touched.?
can you imagine the noise at somewhere like chams !
all them pussies screaming and the dicks scared to death they had to enter them . hahahahahah :o
told ya i was weird didnt i....
i am taking tablets though |
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