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It's Saturday so there's only one thing for it...... PARTY !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So who is getting the drinks in?
I'll have a cosmopolitan please and Luke will have a good single malt "
I'll be the designated driver, have a 65-70 mile cycle in the morning so no boozing for me
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might have a Woo Woo.
It's BGT and Eurovision for me tonight so keep them coming please.
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snap!
waving the flag and hoping for a top 10 finish for the UK |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Far too much Bacardi last night during a works do so I'm sticking to juice tonight lightweight go on have a little one "
I'm not normally but I was unaware everyone was buying me doubles all night, I guess they thought it funny to get the boss d*unk!
Thankfully I was not an embarrassment to myself it was just my poor head this morning!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a southern comfort, new bottle just opened
Have you tried the lime southern comfort? "
Oh that sounds lovely. I'm going to get some of that !
Vodka, lime & lemonade please.
Shall we have strawberries dipped in choc for nibbles ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join?
Would you like to sit next to me?
It might be a bit of a squeeze
That would be nice.... "
Well budge up then, or I'll end up on your lap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh, violet has arrived
Gosh it's getting hot in here, I think I will er unbutton my shirt.
There, that's better
Do we have any party games. ? "
Got a pair of suck,kiss,fuck dice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh, violet has arrived
Gosh it's getting hot in here, I think I will er unbutton my shirt.
There, that's better
Do we have any party games. ?
Got a pair of suck,kiss,fuck dice "
Ooh. Let's do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh, violet has arrived
Gosh it's getting hot in here, I think I will er unbutton my shirt.
There, that's better
Do we have any party games. ?
Got a pair of suck,kiss,fuck dice
Ooh. Let's do it "
Yeah I love games |
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join?
Would you like to sit next to me?
It might be a bit of a squeeze
That would be nice....
Well budge up then, or I'll end up on your lap "
No room to budge up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh, violet has arrived
Gosh it's getting hot in here, I think I will er unbutton my shirt.
There, that's better
Do we have any party games. ?
Got a pair of suck,kiss,fuck dice
Ooh. Let's do it
Yeah I love games " am in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join?
Would you like to sit next to me?
It might be a bit of a squeeze
That would be nice....
Well budge up then, or I'll end up on your lap
No room to budge up "
Hope you've got strong thighs!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've rolled a fuck dice. Who's wants one ? oooooo yes please ok, I'm ref for this one you just wanna watch "
Think I scared him for life last time he watched me fuck lol.
But I'm happy with an audience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a southern comfort, new bottle just opened
Have you tried the lime southern comfort?
Oh that sounds lovely. I'm going to get some of that !
Vodka, lime & lemonade please.
Shall we have strawberries dipped in choc for nibbles ? "
A small tip for you, don't try and add your own lime....yuk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've rolled a fuck dice. Who's wants one ? oooooo yes please ok, I'm ref for this one you just wanna watch
Think I scared him for life last time he watched me fuck lol.
But I'm happy with an audience. "
Making sure I keep a strict eye on you, any funny business I will step straight in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've rolled a fuck dice. Who's wants one ? oooooo yes please ok, I'm ref for this one you just wanna watch
Think I scared him for life last time he watched me fuck lol.
But I'm happy with an audience.
Making sure I keep a strict eye on you, any funny business I will step straight in"
Don't you dare, funny business is expected and demanded |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Were did this blindfold come from
it could come in handy
That's not a blindfold its my skirt!!
Well it is covering my eyes
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At least let me take it off!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ooops wrong room again. .thinks to himself (fuck sake the party i was at last week wasn't like this). "
For goodness sake stop popping in and out and get yourself a drink! |
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"ooops wrong room again. .thinks to himself (fuck sake the party i was at last week wasn't like this).
For goodness sake stop popping in and out and get yourself a drink! " I've told everyone in the eurovision room i can tell the future. . .i think they believe me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I smoke when am d*unk,
Am going out back for a sneaky one
Gizza light
Hold on i'm coming, just let me put me strides on first
Don't bother!
Its cold you know!!! "
Umm that would explain it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I smoke when am d*unk,
Am going out back for a sneaky one
Gizza light
Hold on i'm coming, just let me put me strides on first
Don't bother!
Its cold you know!!! "
I know, bit worried about shrinkage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I smoke when am d*unk,
Am going out back for a sneaky one
Gizza light
Hold on i'm coming, just let me put me strides on first
Don't bother!
Its cold you know!!! "
I have used that excuse before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ooops wrong room again. .thinks to himself (fuck sake the party i was at last week wasn't like this).
For goodness sake stop popping in and out and get yourself a drink! I've told everyone in the eurovision room i can tell the future. . .i think they believe me "
I wish you could see into the future ha!, id be first in the queue xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a little late joining the party. Is there any lager left? there might be some watered down fosters in the corner somewhere "
Ewww, it hardly needs watering down anymore than it already is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a little late joining the party. Is there any lager left? there might be some watered down fosters in the corner somewhere
Ewww, it hardly needs watering down anymore than it already is. "
Good job I brought a 'party 7' with me then. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think I need another drink
What'll it be Madame?
Anything straight up will be fine!
But what about the drink "
Shaken with ice then drained, you just can't get the staff these days!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think I need another drink
What'll it be Madame?
Anything straight up will be fine!
But what about the drink
Shaken with ice then drained, you just can't get the staff these days!! " sorry, got completely distracted by thinking about giving you something straight up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think I need another drink
What'll it be Madame?
Anything straight up will be fine!
But what about the drink
Shaken with ice then drained, you just can't get the staff these days!! sorry, got completely distracted by thinking about giving you something straight up "
I'll definitely be needing that drink then!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I'm late!
Any soft drinks left ss I am on medications!!
Warm flat ??!!
Yuck! Where is the nearest all nite filling station? I will restock there!"
Good man, don't forget the chocolate! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I'm late!
Any soft drinks left ss I am on medications!!
Warm flat ??!!
Yuck! Where is the nearest all nite filling station? I will restock there!
Good man, don't forget the chocolate! "
Oh and a bottle of lime southern comfort, Ive heard it's very nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"give me
a liiiiiiiiiine!!!!!!!
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hit me baby one more time! x X X
Oh no, a d*unken singing Scotsman, why do all my nights end like this? this is me sober hic. . shober i shAy . . . .hic "
Taxi for _scotsman!! |
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" .. red wine and for me please ..... .. yep .. thats correct .... lol .. unusual but a nice drink ..
Would that be with ice and a slice? " ... depends what a slice of ... but .. allllllll tastes good ... |
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