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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Met Mysterious for a pint last night. We sat there for an hour looking inquisitively at each other, never said a word, just munched on peanuts, nodded an acknowledgement and left. "
As soon as we met Ryan we knew he wasn't for us. His breath smelt very nutty and he had bits in his teeth.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ryan stood there in just his waders and Lucy couldn't contain herself any longer... We won't go into what actually happened, but let's just say it's not for the faint hearted  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Met this couple for a social and hopefully more. The guy was nice enough, got the drinks in and did his best to make me feel comfortable. Well as comfortable mas I could feel looking at him sitting with one green wafer over his shoulder. The other wafer was hoping and dancing around in front of me as his wife had squeezed into it. She looked like the most glamorous dancing slug I have ever seen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mysterious guy.. well he waved his fist around and wasnt sure if he was angry or waving hello.
well manicured nails and had a fun trip to the beautician |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I met Mysterious Guy last night on the set of the new Sweeney film, where he was on voice over duties. It was a strange meet. He's straight, although you wouldn't know it from the fist as one of the knuckles looks very open minded. We went to a boozer and he ordered the drinks by telling the barmaid who was busy chatting, 'Shut it you slaaaaag and get em in.'
I still have no idea what he looks like, as he had a ski mask on, with a fist printed on the front. However, it was entertaining when he went to the bank and forgot to take it off when he went in....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The aura that is Tina Titz
We met, we ordered frappachinos and cherry mochas. Our eyes met across a partly eaten yum yum and then it happened. That moment when you know the other person wants what you have to offer. The tension mounted and I waited for the lunge then it happened, the next thing I knew I was lying on my back as Tina forcefully prized the last blackjack from my hand.
Such passion |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I met Mysterious for a social. I can't say what happened as I have no recollection of anything beyond him waving a fist at me. Was it hypnotism or did he hit me on the head? I'll never know but I can verify his fist is real.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I met Mysterious for a social. I can't say what happened as I have no recollection of anything beyond him waving a fist at me. Was it hypnotism or did he hit me on the head? I'll never know but I can verify his fist is real.
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Had a quick two minutes with this lovely woman, bless her she must have a rock star fetish as she spent the whole time chanting "Who are you." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We met at a club social. He insisted beforehand that our meeting should take place in the dark room. It wasn't easy to make out his shape as he blended into the dark but I am fairly certain it was him because he constantly spoke in Latin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We met this man of mystery at a mysterious location. We spotted him from afar thanks to his dark glasses and fake beard look, all very cloak and dagger. What we got up to will remain a mystery............  |
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"First n last time i ever take a fist,, although it was enjoyable at the time im having difficulties walking today..  "
Had a fantastic meet but will I see her again an if I how will I no....so many faces to this girl you never no who she will resemble next x |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I met Fireblade for a social last week and this cracking guy actually owns the bike from Streethawk. We did get bounced from 2 bars when he rode it in and parked it next to the bar, but the Hells Angels were far more accommodating in their club. Their only complaint was that the noise of it was drowning out Bat out of Hell on the jukebox. We had a great time there, till I put half a crown in the juke box and accidently knocked it off of Meat Loaf's greatest hits and onto songs from Dolly Parton. I came away with 4 numbers being passed surreptitiously to me, Fire Blade came away with honoury membership of their chapter |
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"I met Fireblade for a social last week and this cracking guy actually owns the bike from Streethawk. We did get bounced from 2 bars when he rode it in and parked it next to the bar, but the Hells Angels were far more accommodating in their club's. Their only complaint was that the noise of it was drowning out Bat out of Hell on the jukebox. We had a great time there, till I put half a crown in the juke box and accidently knocked it off of Meat Loaf's greatest hits and onto songs from Dolly Parton. I came away with 4 numbers being passed surreptitiously to me, Fire Blade came away with honoury membership of their chapter "
finally met the lovely Tina . We danced . Flirted . Had lots of fun . She knew I was a tit man so she gave me hers to take home and play with . |
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"I met Fireblade for a social last week and this cracking guy actually owns the bike from Streethawk. We did get bounced from 2 bars when he rode it in and parked it next to the bar, but the Hells Angels were far more accommodating in their club. Their only complaint was that the noise of it was drowning out Bat out of Hell on the jukebox. We had a great time there, till I put half a crown in the juke box and accidently knocked it off of Meat Loaf's greatest hits and onto songs from Dolly Parton. I came away with 4 numbers being passed surreptitiously to me, Fire Blade came away with honoury membership of their chapter "
i met up with Tina for a nice but of lingerie shopping. i was secretly hoping she would fill me in on where i could get stockings long enough for my legs  the highlight of my day, however, was in the bra section. after trying on a scary but highly erotic little number i remarked on the pointed projectile appearance it left the girls in to which she replied 'they're not torpedo tits, darling, they're Tina titz'. after that, i had to buy one for myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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bumped into tony at a social bbq last night, we had a great laugh and chat and his cooking ability is second to none, this guy can fill a frying pan without cracking a single egg  |
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"bumped into tony at a social bbq last night, we had a great laugh and chat and his cooking ability is second to none, this guy can fill a frying pan without cracking a single egg "
Met this sexy lady at bbq last night . Usually sausages shrink when you fry them . But one look at this lady and mine went from a chipolata to a frankfurter . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went to a club for the first time and bumped into toshn, He showed me around the rooms and explained the do's and don'ts,
He is experienced and confident with the ladies,
I could learn a few things of him.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Went to a club for the first time and bumped into toshn, He showed me around the rooms and explained the do's and don'ts,
He is experienced and confident with the ladies,
I could learn a few things of him.
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Bumped into sammysung at a club . All the ladies look at me . Then looked at him then said cheers for dropping your son off . And dragged him into a room . I went home on bus using my free bus pass |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Toshn
I accidentally met Toshn two weeks ago whilst he was giving a talk on the perils of dragon slaying at the local Miner's Welfare. When I sauntered in, barging the doors open with my boobies and made my way to the front, tipping the OAP out of the best chair, much to her carer's dismay, I thought, I know that pinny. The muscular hunk who was stood on the stage under the NUM banner was bigging it up for our guest speaker. It was this chap in a naked lady pinny, with the words all day breakfasts at Toshn's Café on the back, just above where the bum had been cut away from it.
Toshn, for it was he, jumped over to the microphone in a way reminiscent of someone dancing to the Time Warp, albeit not in time with the music. With careful attention to detail and a slide show of the technique he used to kill the monster dragon that had infested his house he lead us through the daring deed. It was only partially spoilt by the Sky remote showing up in one pic that gave a scale to the 'dragon' and made it look as big as a moth. I'm not sure he recognised me, despite my winking, waving, smiling, opening my legs (the chairman of the club committee did faint at that point) and standing on my chair and whistling like a banshee.
It is possible that this wasn't the actual Toshn, but merely an imposter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tina titz is name n she certainly lived up to expectations x wow x defo will meet again lol xx"
Met pringles on the rebound from Tina. I fear he was sadly disappointed....curses Tina Titz!!!!!! Anyway, this gent is a lovely nibble... xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Toshn
I accidentally met Toshn two weeks ago whilst he was giving a talk on the perils of dragon slaying at the local Miner's Welfare. When I sauntered in, barging the doors open with my boobies and made my way to the front, tipping the OAP out of the best chair, much to her carer's dismay, I thought, I know that pinny. The muscular hunk who was stood on the stage under the NUM banner was bigging it up for our guest speaker. It was this chap in a naked lady pinny, with the words all day breakfasts at Toshn's Café on the back, just above where the bum had been cut away from it.
Toshn, for it was he, jumped over to the microphone in a way reminiscent of someone dancing to the Time Warp, albeit not in time with the music. With careful attention to detail and a slide show of the technique he used to kill the monster dragon that had infested his house he lead us through the daring deed. It was only partially spoilt by the Sky remote showing up in one pic that gave a scale to the 'dragon' and made it look as big as a moth. I'm not sure he recognised me, despite my winking, waving, smiling, opening my legs (the chairman of the club committee did faint at that point) and standing on my chair and whistling like a banshee.
It is possible that this wasn't the actual Toshn, but merely an imposter. "
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Fearless Toshn, moth and dragon slayer extraordinaire, this was a second time meet as I had to be sure he was THAT brave.
Traveling across half the world (well country) to bravely face the fluffy white monsters of Wales he came and got the job done with fearlessness not seen for many years in this part of the world.
His frying pan is legendary and his sausage is to die for  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Missmo
Invited me down because of my moth slaying skills
Her garden was infested with fluffy white monsters . I quickly changed into my wellies and donned my velcro gloves and jumped on a train
They fought well but was never going to untrap there legs from my special super hero sheep shagging wellies . Can't wait till next years lambing . There are going to be some strange looking lambs walking around Wales |
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By *stromMan
over a year ago
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I met cousins down a darkened alleyway. I was being held up at gunpoint. Frozen with fear as the muzzle of the gun was pressed into my chest, I saw out of the corner of my eye two masked figures, swinging *pun?* down from the rooftops. They disarmed the robber, and handed me back my wallet. Before I could thank them, they were off into the darkness in a flash *pun number 2*.
I'm glad they came *For God sake, another pun* to my rescue. |
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"I met cousins down a darkened alleyway. I was being held up at gunpoint. Frozen with fear as the muzzle of the gun was pressed into my chest, I saw out of the corner of my eye two masked figures, swinging *pun?* down from the rooftops. They disarmed the robber, and handed me back my wallet. Before I could thank them, they were off into the darkness in a flash *pun number 2*.
I'm glad they came *For God sake, another pun* to my rescue. "
it was a strange place for a meet, the back alley behind the multiplex. I think he had been watching too many films and was describing what he had been watching, robberies and superheroes.
Nice chap otherwise. |
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