ATD........At the doctors
BFF........Best friends funeral
BTW........Bring the wheelchair
HGBM.......Had good bowel movement
WTL........Wheres the lube ?
ISMSA......I,ve shit my self again
WTFMT......Where the fucks my teeth ?
WIGUTSOCD - was I going up the stairs or coming down
LSHALBOWCO - laughed so hard a little but of wee came out
CYLTFMD - could you liquidise that for me dear