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Strait Jacket for Mr Cage......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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Nicholas Cage only eats the meat from animals that he feels have sex in a proper way

He does'nt eat pork because pigs are undignified when they mate

Poor pigs,I expect they're having a good time regardless of what he thinks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

and they say Hollywood doesn't corrupt the mind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

heard it all now

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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"Nicholas Cage only eats the meat from animals that he feels have sex in a proper way

He does'nt eat pork because pigs are undignified when they mate

Poor pigs,I expect they're having a good time regardless of what he thinks "

Is anyone dignified when they mate? I always look like I have been dragged through a hedge backwards by the end of it

So out of interest, what animals mate dignified?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good job the buggers not a cannibal then lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nicholas Cage only eats the meat from animals that he feels have sex in a proper way

He does'nt eat pork because pigs are undignified when they mate

Poor pigs,I expect they're having a good time regardless of what he thinks

Is anyone dignified when they mate? I always look like I have been dragged through a hedge backwards by the end of it

So out of interest, what animals mate dignified?"

Hey, you and me baby, we ain't nothing but mammals,

Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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lol wishy

Off to google what animals are dignified according to Mr Cage

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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Hmmmm fish and birds mate dignified so it seems.......those two birds in our garden the other week looked like they were having a scrap rather than mating, so I don't think he should move here !

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Nicholas Cage only eats the meat from animals that he feels have sex in a proper way

He does'nt eat pork because pigs are undignified when they mate

Poor pigs,I expect they're having a good time regardless of what he thinks

Is anyone dignified when they mate? I always look like I have been dragged through a hedge backwards by the end of it

So out of interest, what animals mate dignified?"

i dont think any animals mate dignified

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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You beat me to it with the dignified animals

Whales are cool too

Hes having whale burgers for dinner

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Hmmmm fish and birds mate dignified so it seems.......those two birds in our garden the other week looked like they were having a scrap rather than mating, so I don't think he should move here !"

fish dont technically mate though really, one releases eggs then the other releases sperm, no connection

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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"Hmmmm fish and birds mate dignified so it seems.......those two birds in our garden the other week looked like they were having a scrap rather than mating, so I don't think he should move here !

fish dont technically mate though really, one releases eggs then the other releases sperm, no connection"

oh well, that confirms it then, he has gone mad !! hhmmm unless thats exactly what he means.......no one should touch while having sex........bet his g/f/wife has fun

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

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"Hmmmm fish and birds mate dignified so it seems.......those two birds in our garden the other week looked like they were having a scrap rather than mating, so I don't think he should move here !

fish dont technically mate though really, one releases eggs then the other releases sperm, no connection

oh well, that confirms it then, he has gone mad !! hhmmm unless thats exactly what he means.......no one should touch while having sex........bet his g/f/wife has fun "

always thought he was weird

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"lol wishy

Off to google what animals are dignified according to Mr Cage"

Swans!.. They just gotta be dignified, I can't see Mr. Swan saying to Mrs. Swan, "hey slim neck, get ya beak round this baby."

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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lmao @ wishy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This has to be the oddest thread in ages! Where did you find this information?

I am going to have to google now and find out what its all about!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/7739028/Nicolas-Cage-reveals-bizarre-diet-of-animals-that-have-dignified-sex.html

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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"This has to be the oddest thread in ages! Where did you find this information?

I am going to have to google now and find out what its all about! "

I made it up for fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This has to be the oddest thread in ages! Where did you find this information?

I am going to have to google now and find out what its all about!

I made it up for fun"

Now that guy is odd! Why worry how animals have sex. Some people!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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"This has to be the oddest thread in ages! Where did you find this information?

I am going to have to google now and find out what its all about!

I made it up for fun

Now that guy is odd! Why worry how animals have sex. Some people! "

Im quite liking how the praying mantis does it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This has to be the oddest thread in ages! Where did you find this information?

I am going to have to google now and find out what its all about!

I made it up for fun

Now that guy is odd! Why worry how animals have sex. Some people!

Im quite liking how the praying mantis does it "

Am a sad git......i refused to get out of the car last night because i did not want to disturb the turkey love going on in the arden....i felt like a right perv!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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How long did you sit in the car? was it a mammoth session

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

pmsl....nah it's all over quickly....but will be another egg for the incubator if i can find it

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